i plan on celebrating by eating myself into a chocolate fueled rage and then drop kickin small children in their faces while running around popping open plastic eggs and shoving nickles and dimes in my pocket

then when i have collected the money, i will need to prepare myself for the midnight blood fest that will take place in the walmart candy isle when they put the easter candy on discount... if i am fortunate enough to survive the battle then i will finally be able to climax and slip into a candy coma on top of my pile of m&ms and stolen panties

I intend on Smoking until I can't breathe right. I got a new connection with some great crippy, and I'm gonna be weasel-eyed red.