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Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 7th 2014, 2:07:53

hey any old players ? im back, who remembers me? I pledge to dominate this server

hsifreta Game profile

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Apr 7th 2014, 2:53:14

don't remember who you are, but that name rings a bell.. not just because of Star Wars.. i remember thinking haha this guy's a riot picking this name back in swirvy days.

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 7th 2014, 3:36:21

I no know you :-(
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
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bepulse Game profile

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Apr 10th 2014, 13:33:59

I think I remember you actually from around 2006-2008.

Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 10th 2014, 16:29:39

11.1 mins ago
A brigade from 9 (#69) has invaded your lands!
Their forces broke through your defences!
They took:
165 Acres (296 Gained)
244 Buildings (87 Stolen)
707 Bushels
$221,109
528 Technology Points
Your military lost:
3936 Turrets
Their military lost:
5788 Jets

Yousa gonna lose 1500 acres later today!

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Apr 11th 2014, 1:17:21


Edited By: Jayr on Oct 8th 2020, 21:57:04
wasn't me...

hsifreta Game profile

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Apr 11th 2014, 1:19:09

thanks, now i have both your numbers. =)

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 11th 2014, 1:47:32

Originally posted by hsifreta:
thanks, now i have both your numbers. =)


LOL just LOL :-D
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
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Apr 11th 2014, 1:56:23

Originally posted by hsifreta:
thanks, now i have both your numbers. =)
Come and get it, Jar Jar will END you

Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 11th 2014, 13:25:19

look whos in first playce, boys! its like i never left!

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 11th 2014, 13:37:37

Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
look whos in first playce, boys! its like i never left!


I can't net for fluff and if I login now and play my 300+ turns I would catch you, too early to matter, its a marathon ;-)
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
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Apr 11th 2014, 13:41:36

this country is built for a marathon!!

The Status of the Republic of The RETURN of Jar Jar Binks (#16)

FOOD CONCERN: Assuming no change, our people can survive for 51 more turns.
The Basics
Turns Left 0
Turns Taken 934
Turns Stored 0
Rank 1
Networth $3,895,033
Land 11,801
Money $68,335,069
Population 286,352
At War No
GDI Member Yes

Land Distribution
Enterprise Zones 5630
Residences 5035
Industrial Complexes 896
Military Bases 0
Research Labs 0
Farms 0
Oil Rigs 0
Construction Sites 240
Unused Lands 0

Technology
Military 17,878 96.2%
Medical 0 100.0%
Business 121,998 162.5%
Residential 133,558 164.8%
Agricultural 24 100.0%
Warfare 16 0.201%
Military Strategy 9 100.0%
Weapons 10,390 106.1%
Industrial 719 100.5%
Spy 1 100.0%
SDI 4 1.00%
Total 284,597

Current Status
Tax Revenues $5,683,658
Tax Rate 35%
Per Capita Income $56.71
Expenses $842,885
Net Income $4,840,773
Cashing $5,977,504
Food 574,589
Production 0
Consumption 11,207
Net Change -11,207
Oil 6542
Production 0
Building Rate 65
Explore Rate 12
Tech Rate 3

Military Forces
Spies 160,548
Troops 0
Jets 1,802,372
Turrets 1,813,346
Tanks 0
Nuclear Missiles 0
Chemical Missiles 0
Cruise Missiles 0

Expense Breakdown
Expenses $842,885
Military $724,875
Spies $157,419
Troops $0
Jets $247,415
Turrets $320,041
Tanks $0
Alliance/GDI $0
Land $118,010
Corruption $0

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 11th 2014, 13:53:35

Thanks for the spy op! :p
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
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crest23 Game profile

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Apr 12th 2014, 14:11:56

Could this be the return of the infamous JJ?

Discuss.
The Nigerian Nightmare.

silentwolf Game profile

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Apr 12th 2014, 14:42:43

damn !

darwin awards candidate here..

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 3:45:49

Originally posted by crest23:
Could this be the return of the infamous JJ?

Discuss.


That already happened... *points at Cable*
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
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-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

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Getafix Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 7:36:15

Probation over after two years?

hsifreta Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 12:56:52

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by crest23:
Could this be the return of the infamous JJ?

Discuss.


That already happened... *points at Cable*


well he did discover that multiple handles were alright only last set. =P

Cable Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 13:32:13

No offense but this week is a poor judge of quality countries. No big techers, No big Commies, No big farmers or cashers. By big I mean 17k+ for cash/Farm 22k CI or 15k techers.

Will be interesting seeing you finish knowing your ops though. I expect 16-17 million out of you.

bstrong86 Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 13:48:18

To be fair, there is a17k fasicst out there, soatleast one decent farmer it seems
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Cable Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 15:42:54

Originally posted by bstrong86:
To be fair, there is a17k fasicst out there, soatleast one decent farmer it seems


Didn't see that guy, but hes on the wrong country type to finish aswell as he could. But i expect a 25-26 million win based on ops on the top players.

Cable Game profile

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Apr 13th 2014, 23:59:29

Im curious where you sold those 23 million bushels at. Even at 8.5 cashing and the turns you still had to play at a current Nw of 6 million a jump to 4 times that is rather shocking. Well done though.

bstrong86 Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 0:09:01

Who are you talking to ?
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Cable Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 0:22:42

jar jar binks had 450 turns to play at 8.5 million a turn and 23 million bushels on the market.

total of roughly 5 billion cash and a starting point of 6 million NW.

I'm not the best at figuring out buyouts but it translates to around 20-21 given the overpriced cost of everything including the fact he only did 1 destock and not 2

Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 14th 2014, 0:48:20

I sold a little for $45 but not much. I sold mostve it for $35. I was too busy to sell $1k tech a second time or I wouldve won. I didn't even bother to attack and still almost won lol

Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 14th 2014, 0:54:21

I could of gained 500,000 more net and won the game by selling tech for 1k but I was too busy watching Frozen with a tight young chick.

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228th round: Apr 07, 2014 - Apr 13, 2014

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The Status of the Republic of The RETURN of Jar Jar Binks (#16)

FOOD CONCERN: Assuming no change, our people can survive for 0 more turns.
The Basics
Turns Left 0
Turns Taken 1815
Turns Stored 0
Rank 2
Networth $25,077,292
Land 13,893
Money $22
Population 258,408
At War No
GDI Member Yes

Land Distribution
Enterprise Zones 6871
Residences 6500
Industrial Complexes 0
Military Bases 0
Research Labs 0
Farms 0
Oil Rigs 0
Construction Sites 240
Unused Lands 282

Technology
Military 143,109 86.2%
Medical 0 100.0%
Business 162,662 165.7%
Residential 162,771 165.7%
Agricultural 28 100.0%
Warfare 21 0.201%
Military Strategy 12 100.0%
Weapons 5900 103.0%
Industrial 728 100.5%
Spy 1 100.0%
SDI 4 1.00%
Total 475,236

Current Status
Tax Revenues $6,430,917
Tax Rate 70%
Per Capita Income $35.55
Expenses $6,022,325
Net Income $408,592
Cashing $1,694,776
Food 0
Production 113
Consumption 47,667
Net Change -47,554
Oil 0
Production 0
Building Rate 65
Explore Rate 10
Tech Rate 3

Military Forces
Spies 207,080
Troops 13,317,977
Jets 7,033,388
Turrets 10,949,626
Tanks 2,526,226
Nuclear Missiles 0
Chemical Missiles 1
Cruise Missiles 2

Expense Breakdown
Expenses $6,022,325
Military $5,883,395
Spies $200,793
Troops $1,420,499
Jets $954,779
Turrets $1,911,093
Tanks $1,396,231
Alliance/GDI $0
Land $138,930
Corruption $0


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bstrong86 Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 1:09:00

Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
I could of gained 500,000 more net and won the game by selling tech for 1k but I was too busy watching Frozen with a tight young chick.

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Jarjar23= JJ23
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KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 1:34:23

Only a matter of time before he adopts barney again...
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
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S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

blid

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Apr 14th 2014, 3:03:43

What this shows is how easy all-x rep is, I guarantee I could do the same.
Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:
Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

hsifreta Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 3:15:56

he doesnt talk like JJ. must be a wannabe.

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 3:52:19

Originally posted by hsifreta:
he doesnt talk like JJ. must be a wannabe.


Only one way to find out, piss him off ;-)
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

RaTS FYA Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 13:31:05

You know you have played this game to long, when people are asking for old players, and they are named after a character that didn't even exist when I first started playing this game.
<~qzjul> it gives you a good introduction to orbital mechanics and a good appreciation for how central delta-V is and thrust to weight ratio
<RaTSFYA>The only thrust to weight ratio I'm worried about involves the women I pick up at bars

Jar Jar Binks

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Apr 14th 2014, 16:36:54

I'm NOT JJ23.. also Jar Jar Binks was created in 1999 and you were not playing the game before that

KoHeartsGPA Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 16:48:28

Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
I'm NOT JJ23.. also Jar Jar Binks was created in 1999 and you were not playing the game before that


Well, I'm glad you aren't JJ23, kudos for your finish.

Both RaTS and I go way back as you will find out with bunch other players, me, 97 :-)
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

RaTS FYA Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 16:49:37

I was definitely playing before 99
<~qzjul> it gives you a good introduction to orbital mechanics and a good appreciation for how central delta-V is and thrust to weight ratio
<RaTSFYA>The only thrust to weight ratio I'm worried about involves the women I pick up at bars

bstrong86 Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 17:41:38

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
I'm NOT JJ23.. also Jar Jar Binks was created in 1999 and you were not playing the game before that


Well, I'm glad you aren't JJ23, kudos for your finish.

Both RaTS and I go way back as you will find out with bunch other players, me, 97 :-)


Just uber coincidental ?!
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Apr 14th 2014, 18:06:52

Originally posted by bstrong86:
Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
I'm NOT JJ23.. also Jar Jar Binks was created in 1999 and you were not playing the game before that


Well, I'm glad you aren't JJ23, kudos for your finish.

Both RaTS and I go way back as you will find out with bunch other players, me, 97 :-)


Just uber coincidental ?!


Its the internet, you never know...
Mess with me you better kill me, or I'll just take your pride & joy and jack it up
(•_•)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6VRMGTwU4I
-=TSO~DKnights~ICD~XI~LaF=-

S.F. Giants 2010, 2012, 2014 World Series Champions, fluff YEAH!

braden Game profile

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Apr 14th 2014, 23:48:51

i have been known to play from time to time..

Hammer Game profile

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Apr 15th 2014, 0:02:05

Originally posted by blid:
What this shows is how easy all-x rep is, I guarantee I could do the same.


Not easy for all...still giving this noob trouble. =:0

I should clarify for others....noob to trying to net. Played off and on since late 90's as a warmonger, and since May have been trying to learn how to net.

Nice country, Jar Jar.

braden Game profile

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Apr 20th 2014, 23:44:14

oh, ha, i just asked you ingame jar jar :P

i feel silly now

blid

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Apr 21st 2014, 1:02:30

Originally posted by Jar Jar Binks:
hey any old players ? im back, who remembers me? I pledge to dominate this server
This is one senator who fulfills his promises.
Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:
Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

Cable Game profile

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Apr 21st 2014, 1:09:23

Thata awesome, I'd like to see past winners come back and see plays out next week.