Jan 6th 2014, 15:04:06
SINCE BEGINNING OUR RIGHTEOUS DEFENSIVE ACTION AGAINST TPA, WE HAVE BEEN RECEIVING MANY MESSAGES ON IRC ASKING WHAT THE HELL WE ARE DOING. WE ARE SURPRISED BY THIS! IT SEEMS NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION.
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ANNOUNCED A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY TOWARDS UNPROVOKED AGGRESSION AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS RESET. WE EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO PLAGIARAIZE AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OUT OF A BOOK WHICH WE FELT FAIRLY WELL SUMMED UP OUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIGHTS OF OUR MEMBERS TO KEEP WHAT LAND THEY HAD PEACEFULLY OBTAINED.
TPA IT SEEMS DID NOT RECOGNIZE THOSE RIGHTS. OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW DAYS, WE WERE STRUCK THREE TIMES BY TPA. THREE! THIS SLOW MOTION, MULTIPLE VICTIM, MULTIPLE AGGRESSOR TRIPLE-TAP INFURIATED NOT ONLY THE COMMITTEE, BUT THE SUPPLICANTS AS WELL. THEY HOWLED FOR JUSTICE!
SO, WE BEGAN OUR CHANGE FROM PEACE-LOVING NATIONS TO COMBATANTS. DURING THIS TIME, THE ATTACKS ON US CEASED. IN FACT, MANY OF US BEGAN TO SECOND GUESS OUR DECISION. WE BEGAN TO FEEL BAD, AND BEGAN TO WONDER IF PERHAPS TPA HAD COME TO UNDERSTAND VIOLENT PACIFISM AFTER ALL.
THEN JUST AS WE WERE BECOMING VERY TEMPTED TO CALL OFF THIS OPERATION, WE WERE STRUCK AGAIN! FOUR ATTACKS AGAINST THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! BY THE SAME CLAN, IN ONLY ONE RESET! THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED IN MANY MANY MONTHS, AND COULD NOT GO UNPUNISHED.
AND SO YOU GET WHAT WE HAD HERE TODAY.
WE ALREADY KNOW WE WILL BE BERATED BY MANY, AND WE DO REGRET THAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE HAD TO ENGAGE ARE THOSE WHOM EVEN WE LIKE. HOWEVER, OUR POLICIES HAVE BEEN CLEARLY STATED MORE TIMES THAN WE CAN COUNT. WE LEARNED OUR LESSON WHEN WE TRIED TO PUNISH JUST ONE MEMBER OF RAGE TWO RESETS AGO, WHEN ALL OF RAGE RETALIATED. AND SO, WE MUST NOW ENGAGE ALL OF TPA, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THEY SURRENDER.
HA!
SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ANNOUNCED A ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY TOWARDS UNPROVOKED AGGRESSION AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS RESET. WE EVEN TOOK THE TIME TO PLAGIARAIZE AN ENTIRE CHAPTER OUT OF A BOOK WHICH WE FELT FAIRLY WELL SUMMED UP OUR THOUGHTS ON THE RIGHTS OF OUR MEMBERS TO KEEP WHAT LAND THEY HAD PEACEFULLY OBTAINED.
TPA IT SEEMS DID NOT RECOGNIZE THOSE RIGHTS. OVER THE COURSE OF A FEW DAYS, WE WERE STRUCK THREE TIMES BY TPA. THREE! THIS SLOW MOTION, MULTIPLE VICTIM, MULTIPLE AGGRESSOR TRIPLE-TAP INFURIATED NOT ONLY THE COMMITTEE, BUT THE SUPPLICANTS AS WELL. THEY HOWLED FOR JUSTICE!
SO, WE BEGAN OUR CHANGE FROM PEACE-LOVING NATIONS TO COMBATANTS. DURING THIS TIME, THE ATTACKS ON US CEASED. IN FACT, MANY OF US BEGAN TO SECOND GUESS OUR DECISION. WE BEGAN TO FEEL BAD, AND BEGAN TO WONDER IF PERHAPS TPA HAD COME TO UNDERSTAND VIOLENT PACIFISM AFTER ALL.
THEN JUST AS WE WERE BECOMING VERY TEMPTED TO CALL OFF THIS OPERATION, WE WERE STRUCK AGAIN! FOUR ATTACKS AGAINST THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! BY THE SAME CLAN, IN ONLY ONE RESET! THIS HAS NOT HAPPENED IN MANY MANY MONTHS, AND COULD NOT GO UNPUNISHED.
AND SO YOU GET WHAT WE HAD HERE TODAY.
WE ALREADY KNOW WE WILL BE BERATED BY MANY, AND WE DO REGRET THAT SOME OF THE PEOPLE WE HAD TO ENGAGE ARE THOSE WHOM EVEN WE LIKE. HOWEVER, OUR POLICIES HAVE BEEN CLEARLY STATED MORE TIMES THAN WE CAN COUNT. WE LEARNED OUR LESSON WHEN WE TRIED TO PUNISH JUST ONE MEMBER OF RAGE TWO RESETS AGO, WHEN ALL OF RAGE RETALIATED. AND SO, WE MUST NOW ENGAGE ALL OF TPA, UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THEY SURRENDER.
HA!
SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
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