Nov 19th 2013, 3:44:06
The cop was like pew pew, and she was like puff puff, and her kids were like, "Are you my daddy?" and the mom was like, "Shut up Jebediah 3 your daddys in prison or dead or something" and then they were like, "WAHHHH", and the cop went pew pew more, so the mom was like puff puff pass, coppers. and then she tweeted "#yolo #swag #420blazeit" but then they gave up and she thought she was in the clear, but then a cop riding dinosaur came by and ate the police bullets with milk because he ate his bullets with milk, and the cops said, "NOOOO!" and then her other kids were like, "Can I go make necklaces and sell them on the highway?" All of a sudden, the cops stopped shooting and the one cop called his mom and his mom got scared and said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel aire!" He whistled for a cab and the cab came near, it had "Fresh" on the plate and had dice in the mirror, if anything they thought that this cab was rare, but they got in and said, "Yo holmes to bel aire!" I pulled up the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel aire.
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