how i work this math stuff? - Earth Empires Forum

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 13th 2013, 22:51:01

average US salary = $47,000.
114,000,000 tax payers * $47,000 * 25% taxes = is that actually 1 trillion, 339 billion and 500 million dollars that should be due to the IRS per year? maybe it's only 23.5% taxes that are due. how i work that math shiznit?

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mrford

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Oct 13th 2013, 22:58:24

you need to ride your unicycle into a wall over and over till it makes sense

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GodHead Dibs

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Oct 13th 2013, 23:58:09

don't think that would help much. i didn't get around to installing Siri on it, so i doubt it would even come close to knocking some sense into her.

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GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 0:07:38

and just out of curiosity, has anybody told you that you would probably be a much happier if somewhat top heavy person if you took some Risperdal?

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mrford

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Oct 14th 2013, 0:13:08

i dont know what that is, but i dont medicate. that fluff is for the weak.

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 0:36:13

it's some kind of anti-psychotic that makes men more docile because they can't figure out why they have awesome breasts.

you medicate, you just don't get a prescription for it.

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mrford

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Oct 14th 2013, 0:47:43

you seem to know a lot about this med. tell me more

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 1:09:04

not really, i had problems spelling it. I'm much more informed about Dirty Catheters TM and the 200 free catheters that are available per month via Medicare that will help you pee properly.

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mrford

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Oct 14th 2013, 1:09:37

do you need help peeing properly?

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 1:21:32

not at the moment. maybe later. do you have steady hands?

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mrford

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Oct 14th 2013, 1:27:59

i smoke too much crack for that description to apply to me

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[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 1:42:10

well if you qualify for Medicare, you'll be able to solve that problem with Dirty Catheters TM. no aim required.

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iScode

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Oct 14th 2013, 2:34:39

Originally posted by GodHead Dibs:

it's some kind of anti-psychotic that makes men more docile because they can't figure out why they have awesome breasts.

you medicate, you just don't get a prescription for it.

why would you need to figure out why you have awesome breasts, wouldnt you just bask in their breasty glory

Thats like a add i hear all the time on the radio here in NZ, they start with "are you embarresed by your enlarged man breasts" and my response is no, no i am not, i am proud of my enlarged man breasts!!!

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GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 2:58:40

no, I'm fairly certain that i would start collecting welfare or SS mental disability. yes, i am completely debilitated because of those drug pushers. pay me billions!

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Riddler

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Oct 14th 2013, 11:05:04

Risperdal does NOT give you breasts....
At least it never gave me breasts

GodHead Dibs

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Oct 14th 2013, 12:05:32

it would be a bit odd if it did give me breasts since I've never taken it. well, maybe not, based on the legal TV advertisements. it might actually become normal for psychotic young males to start charging at me in a random attempt to get me to fondle their breasts.

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iNouda

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Oct 14th 2013, 12:52:11

O_o

Frodo

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Oct 14th 2013, 14:39:04

lololololol