Sep 16th 2013, 17:15:52
You bring up some valid points, TaSk. However, in the interests of truth and fairness, there are a few additional indicators that should be considered when stating a case for your side of the war.
Evolution, the only righteous alliance left on this server, only struck SoF because SoF's evil ally and protector, LaF, was drawing up plans to FS the entire server (twice), and needed SoF to be ready to jump in, should LaF be somehow overwhelmed by the rest of the server. Naturally, SOL, whose 'O' is larger than that of SoF because of the repeatedly-forced reamings they have received at the hands of the evil alliances, was the main muscle of the endeavor to save the rest of the server from its doom, being Evolution's membership had been cut in half repeatedly at one time or another. Monsters' clever disguise as lazy netters paid off when they dropped their cloaking device and came at SoF and Rival in defense of their noble allies, where they (Monsters) singlehandedly put a massive beatdown on the two axes of evil (or however you spell the plural of 'axis'). Ex-IMAG leader iScode handled the propaganda portion of the war for SoF (declaring "AHHHH MOTHERLAND"), while the ogres in LaF came out of Mordor, taking Evolution down simply by farting in their general direction before walking off to grow some trees with the extra fertilizer. Rival, ever the wart-encrusted imp of the server, jumped in because that's what imps do, landing squarely on SOL's neck and somehow bouncing off and ending up on Evolution's nuts. Yes, the very nuts that Evolution had been storing for the winter; those poor squirrels won't have anything to eat for the next 4 months now. After LaF had concluded growing their trees, they then picked up the volcano they happened to be standing on before dropping it on top of SoF and Rival, while PDM, Rage, and a few other alliances threw poo balls at SOL, Evolution, and Monsters--Hey, FA is FA, no matter what part of the body it comes from. The server continued to drown itself in volcanoes and poo balls forever. The end.
See, I can do it too. And I can do it without needing those pesky paragraphs or silly grammatical mistakes.
I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.
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