Aug 17th 2013, 11:51:58
WE DO NOT KNOW IF ANY OF YOU REALIZED THIS, BUT FOUR SUNDAYS AGO MARKED EXACTLY ONE YEAR THAT THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! HAS BEEN TERRIFYING THE PANTS OFF OF ALL OF YOU!
WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD LAST 1.073972602 YEARS! CERTAINLY NOT US! WE THOUGHT THAT BY NOW ALL OF YOU QUIVERING QUISLINGS WOULD HAVE RUN AWAY, WITH NARY A TRACE OF YOUR EXISTENCE REMAINING! YOU ARE ALL CERTAINLY TENACIOUS, BUT DON'T BE TOO PROUD OF THAT! IT ONLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE TOO DIMWITTED TO KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!
IN HONOR OF THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECLARED THAT THIS ROUND WE WILL HAVE A REUNION RESET! OUR TAG FOR THIS GREAT GATHERING WILL BE DANGER! WE WERE GOING TO GO WITH DANGER1073972602, BUT WE KEPT RUNNING INTO AN INEXPLICABLE ERROR!
REGARDLESS, THE FOLLOWING FORMER MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE INVITED TO TAKE PART IN THE FESTIVITIES:
JEAN_CLAUDE_VAN_DANGER AND,
THE INDOMITABLE DON_DANGER
THE REST OF US ARE HERE ALREADY, AND THE REST OF YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. YOU ARE, HOWEVER, STILL INVITED TO APPLY AT
SO THAT WE MAY DELIGHT IN CRUSHING YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!
HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE EXCITING ACTIVITIES IN WHICH WE WILL BE ENGAGING:
TRYING NOT TO STARE TOO HARD AT YOUR HOT SECOND COUSIN..
ARGUING WITH UNCLES..
GOAT RACES..
EXPLODING CANNED BEETS...
VOLCANO BURRITO EATING CONTEST.
MAN, YOU PATHETIC SLOBS ARE REALLY GOING TO REGRET MISSING OUT ON THIS!!!
HA!
SAM
ENFORCER OF STARING-AT-YOUR-HOT-SECOND-COUSIN ORDINANCES,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN IT WOULD LAST 1.073972602 YEARS! CERTAINLY NOT US! WE THOUGHT THAT BY NOW ALL OF YOU QUIVERING QUISLINGS WOULD HAVE RUN AWAY, WITH NARY A TRACE OF YOUR EXISTENCE REMAINING! YOU ARE ALL CERTAINLY TENACIOUS, BUT DON'T BE TOO PROUD OF THAT! IT ONLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE TOO DIMWITTED TO KNOW WHEN TO QUIT!
IN HONOR OF THIS MOMENTOUS OCCASION, THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS DECLARED THAT THIS ROUND WE WILL HAVE A REUNION RESET! OUR TAG FOR THIS GREAT GATHERING WILL BE DANGER! WE WERE GOING TO GO WITH DANGER1073972602, BUT WE KEPT RUNNING INTO AN INEXPLICABLE ERROR!
REGARDLESS, THE FOLLOWING FORMER MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE INVITED TO TAKE PART IN THE FESTIVITIES:
JEAN_CLAUDE_VAN_DANGER AND,
THE INDOMITABLE DON_DANGER
THE REST OF US ARE HERE ALREADY, AND THE REST OF YOU ARE NOT WELCOME. YOU ARE, HOWEVER, STILL INVITED TO APPLY AT
SO THAT WE MAY DELIGHT IN CRUSHING YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE EXCITING ACTIVITIES IN WHICH WE WILL BE ENGAGING:
TRYING NOT TO STARE TOO HARD AT YOUR HOT SECOND COUSIN..
ARGUING WITH UNCLES..
GOAT RACES..
EXPLODING CANNED BEETS...
VOLCANO BURRITO EATING CONTEST.
MAN, YOU PATHETIC SLOBS ARE REALLY GOING TO REGRET MISSING OUT ON THIS!!!
HA!
SAM
ENFORCER OF STARING-AT-YOUR-HOT-SECOND-COUSIN ORDINANCES,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
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