have you considered joining one? I might recommend LaF but there are other options. Joining any one of the established 15 or so tags(even the very weakest) will automatically grant you 95+% protection from farming.
ONLY ONE CLAN HAS BEEN MIGHTY ENOUGH TO DEFEAT LAF IN RECENT MEMORY! THAT CLAN IS THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! DON'T BELIEVE ME??? ASK EUGLAF OR THE CLOAKED! THEY WILL BACK ME UP!
DO NOT LEAVE!
DO NOT QUIT!
INSTEAD, JOIN THE FORCES OF GOOD. BE THE RASPBERRY ON TOP OF THE CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM. EMAIL
ONLY GOOD CAN COME FROM THIS!!
HA!
SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
Wow, Aimless - that's an offer to join THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
They're closed to recruitment, and you've just been invited to join them...
I'm dripping with Jealousy and also sweat from the effort of typing this message through a rage induce migraine; the inner rage at being snubbed by SAM again is too much for me.
"imo the true issue over there is and always has been palemoon." - Vic (Mr. Clear)
YOU MUST SIMPLY DRESS YOUR LETTERS IN THE MIGHTY COATING OF POWER AND THEY SHALL RING MORE SWEET TO THE EARS OF SAM_DANGER, POSSIBLY YIELDING THE FRUIT OF HEARING FROM THIS MIGHTY TREE.
(in fact, due to all the exploding Sam has done, he can't hear you enough to even snub you if you whisper like this)