GREETINGS, INFERIOR BEINGS!

DUE TO THE TIMING OF THE NEXT RESET STARTING, WE HAVE HAD TO MAKE SOME ORGANIZATIONAL ADJUSTMENTS IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOU SEE, ONCE A YEAR, MY BROTHER SAM ESCHEWS TECHNOLOGY AND WANDERS INTO THE WILDERNESS TO COMMUNE WITH NATURE AND TO PONDER THE WAYS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM! AS IT HAPPENS, THIS YEAR HIS SEMI-RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE COINCIDES WITH THE START OF THE NEW RESET!!

DURING THE BRIEF PERIOD IN WHICH SAM IS WITHOUT ACCESS TO DIGITAL COMMUNICATIONS, THE FOLLOWING THINGS WILL HAPPEN:
1: I WILL ASSUME THE ROLE OF SUPREME OVERLORD OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOU SHALL DEAL WITH ME IF YOU HAVE ISSUES WITH THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! REST ASSURED THAT I WILL BE FAIR AND BRUTAL, AND WILL TRY TO MAKE YOUR EXECUTION AS HUMANE AS POSSIBLE!
2: SAM AND I WILL STAY IN INTERMITTENT CONTACT THROUGH THE USE OF SMOKE SIGNALS, SO THAT HE MAY FILL AN ADVISORY ROLE - I AM STILL DECIDING WHAT HIS NEW TITLE WILL BE!
3: WHEN HE RETURNS ABOUT THREE DAYS INTO THE RESET, I'LL BE SO SICK OF DEALING WITH YOU MOUTH BREATHERS THAT I WILL RELINQUISH THE POSITION OF SUPREME OVERLORD!

NOW, YOU SHOULD KNOW, THINGS ARE GOING TO BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT AROUND HERE! SAM HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE PATIENT ONE AND THE DIPLOMAT, WHEREAS I HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF A TEMPER! I WILL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST AND A FLACCID SPLEEN! NOW THAT I HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WE WILL BE REAFFIRMING OUR COMMITMENT TO THE WAYS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM (VP), AND PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANTLY, STARTING A DOOR-TO-DOOR EVANGELIZING PROGRAM! WE WILL DECIDE WHOM TO VISIT BASED ON OUR EVALUATION OF ADHERENCE TO THE WAYS OF VP! THOSE WHO DEMONSTRATE A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING WILL RECEIVE, FREE OF CHARGE, A PERSONAL SEMINAR GUARANTEED TO OPEN EYES, MINDS, HEARTS, AND VEINS!

SINCE SAM IS UNABLE TO CONFIRM AT THIS POINT, I HAVE SELECTED JER BU AS HIS ALTERNATE! JER BU MAY OR MAY NOT BE ALONG TO CONFIRM SHORTLY!

HA!

BILL DANGER
SUPREME OVERLORD
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

The banner ad I'm seeing right now is for an online anger management program. Coincidence?

This is confirmed.
Additionally, the mighty clan(danger) will be assimilating into the Omega for next reset, and practicing new hippie net gaining strategies to prepare for sames return.
Since Sam is unable to complete confirm this, Patience will be by soon to confirm for him
Bu

morons

LaF's takeover of the might clan [DANGER]! is not going quite as i had hoped!

WE TALK ONLY TO SAMANTHA DANGER.

I PROTEST!!!

bonus

SUBMIT OR DIE!

ALL YOUR BASES BELONG TO US!

YOUR HUMBLE VASSAL ALLIANCE, MORAL DECAY, WELCOMES ITS NEW SUPREME OVERLORD!

WE WILL EXECUTE RUTHIE BRUTALLY AND FAIRLY IN YOUR HONOR.

DOES SAM GO INTO THE NATURE NAKID?? IF THIS IS A YES, COORDINATES PLZ :p

GALLERI! I AM UNSURE ABOUT THAT! I BELIEVE HE GOES CLOTHED ALTHOUGH IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT HE SIMPLY WRAPS HIMSELF IN HIS LONG LUXURIOUS AND UTTERLY [DANGER]!OUS LOCKS!

THE OVERLORD IS AFK LONG LIVE THE NEW OVERLORD

HA!

JOE DANGER
PROCLAMER OF THE ALREADY STATED
IN CHARGE OF NOTHING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Great and Powerful Danger, contact me if you want to do something truly stupid this set.

you lot are crazy ! ^_^

they do something truly stupid every set already.

There's a Clan named DANGER ??? when did they start

OCEANA,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WAS FORMED A LITTLE OVER FORTY YEARS AGO, AND TAGGED UP IN THIS GAME APPROXIMATELY THIS TIME LAST YEAR!
SINCE THAT TIME WE HAVE DEFEATED MOST OF THE MAJOR ALLIANCES IN THE GAME, ALTHOUGH THERE USUALLY SEEMS TO BE AT LEAST ONE AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT THAT FORGETS THE LESSONS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM AND REQUIRES REEDUCATION ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE!

HA!
BILL
SUPREME OVERLORD AND SOMETIMES HISTORIAN
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

OH HAI BILL!

dances

HAVE SAM SAY HAI WHEN HE GETS BACK

farm

NOT RECOMMENDED.

JUST BECAUSE YOU PAID US A TRIBUTE OF 428 CHEMS LAST SET DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE INVITED TO OUR BBQ!

DON'T BE MEAN!

very entertaining!

CAN'T BE TRUE BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN CAPS! THIS GOES COMPLETELY AGAINST DANGER!

ALL LIES AND DECEIT! WE WANT THE REAL SAM DANGER!

TO UPDATE YOU ALL ON THIS SITUATION, AS I'M SURE MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS..

SAM HAS INDEED RETURNED FROM THE WILDERNESS! WHEN HE REENTERED CIVILIZATION AFTER SEVERAL DAYS WITHOUT ACCESS TO THE MOST BASIC HYGIENE PRODUCTS, MEN AND CHILDREN RAN IN FEAR. WOMEN, OF COURSE, SIMPLY CONTINUED TO DO WHAT THEY ALWAYS DO IN THE PRESENCE OF ANY MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! THEY SWOONED.

TO THE MATTER AT HAND! SAM HAS EXPRESSED HIS DESIRE TO RECLAIM THE MANTLE AND RESUME HIS ROLE AS SUPREME OVERLORD! THAT SAID, I HAVE BECOME DRUNK WITH POWER (AND SAM ADAMS), AND AM NOT SURE I AM READY TO RELINQUISH MY THRONE! SO, UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, YOU SHOULD ASSUME THAT YOU MAY HAVE NO IDEA WHO IS IN CHARGE, AND THAT UNLIKE IN THE PAST, DEALING WITH THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! MAY BE SOMEWHAT UNPREDICTABLE! HA! (AND DOUBLE-HA! FOR REAL, AS DEALING WITH [DANGER]! IS ACTUALLY SUPER-PREDICTABLE FOR ANYONE WITH THE SLIGHTEST GRASP OF THE WAYS OF VIOLENT PACIFISM!)

LOVE AND BRUISES,
BILL
SUPREME OVERLORD(?)
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

i love you

I do not suggest farming DANGER, didnt work out to well for me and a couple buddies a couple sets ago, they deserve respect, or they will force you too ;)

You were the only nubsauce that didn't get the memo....