Jun 6th 2013, 15:21:37
Now you can be a part of the greatest melt-in-your-mouth combination since Peanut Butter and Chocolate, since cheese and bread, since tripping on acid and watching the Speed Racer movie. Hell, it's even better than Vladimir Putin blasting a charging Tiger to save some journalists(true story)!
"But I don't LIKE trees!" you say? Well join TIE, one of the best pound for pound warring alliances in all EE history!
"That sounds too scary :( I just want to surround myself in marshmallows and kittens!" you say? Well join Evolution, one of the best netting alliances in all EE history!
"I don't like either of those things! I'm very confused about my life choices up until this point." Then look no further than TIEVO! Red_X himself was a very confused little boy, until a chance meeting with a stranger offering candy left him with a newfound sense of purpose! Life lessons!!
So what the hell are you waiting for? Why bother joining a single alliance, when you could join TWO?!
Apply now!
http://evolution2025.com/application.php
or
http://www.boxcarhosting.net/...pplication.php?clanID=TIE
(This message brought to you by copious amounts of alcohol and a willing suspension of disbelief)