(creds go to George Takei, I repost)

1. You can't wash your eyes with soap
2. You can't count your hair
3. You can't stick out your tongue and breath through your nose
4. You tried 3
6. When you tried 3 you realized it's possible but when you do so you look like a dog
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You went back and checked to see if there was a number 5
:P

what if you were entirely bald and had 1 lone hair growing on the side of your head?
or it doesn't really work like that?


i did not skip 5.


i did not go back to check to see if there was a #5.


i also did not try 3.




hmmm.


false false false

If a tree falls in the woods
would it make a sound
you bet it would..
if it landed on top of your head.

You telling me you have no hair anywhere else on your body? Are you Powder?

awer

alopecia areata baby

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
EVEN THOUGH THE SOUND OF IT IS SOMETHING QUITE ATROCIOUS
IF YOU SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH YOU WILL ALWAYS SOUND PRECOCIOUS
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS
!

I am so predictable.

Damn you George Takei and your surprisingly deep voice.

I tried #1 too! ...bet you didn't see that coming!

worked for me

you are just too weird ;)