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Trife

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Apr 18th 2013, 16:47:41

we don't want canadians to cry like they normally do so i wanted to make a dear x thread for you

this is just a post to remind you that we created a plan to invade your apologetic country like 80 years ago, and that we still have it on file incase you decide to get all minty and uppity up in here.

there are things about you that we like, such as poutine, alana, penguins, igloos and terrence and phillip. but also some things about you that we don't like such as celine dion, Quebec, and the coldness. but you best keep in line or we'll turn you into America Jr.

NukEvil

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Apr 18th 2013, 16:49:04

I thought penguins only lived in the southern hemisphere?

Is Canada scratching itself in places where nobody else knows they're there?

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Trife

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Apr 18th 2013, 16:55:26

I wouldn't try to put it past the canadian warmongers to try to expand their empire to the southern hemisphere..

clever canucks....

Mr.Silver

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Apr 18th 2013, 17:17:22

We'd ship quebec'ers back to France.. But the French don't like them either

Patience

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Apr 18th 2013, 18:48:58

Oh, you are SOOOOOOO off my Christmas list. :p

(P.S. You can stop worrying. Our entire armed forces isn't big enough to take Idaho, let alone your whole empire. lol)

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mrford

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Apr 18th 2013, 18:51:06

canada's armed forces is set up to be a support element really. logistically they can not fight their own battles. its a luxury you have when closely allied with the US

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archaic

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Apr 18th 2013, 18:53:04

Originally posted by Trife:

this is just a post to remind you that we created a plan to invade your apologetic country like 80 years ago, and that we still have it on file in case you decide to get all minty and uppity up in here

It involves bi-planes and a cavalry charge so you had better be afraid!

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Unsympathetic

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Apr 18th 2013, 18:57:24

I always thought Canada was like the penguins from Madagascar.

braden

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Apr 18th 2013, 22:51:22

trife: celine dion is fantastic. what a voice. you're dead wrong on that front, my friend.

"its a luxury you have when closely allied with the US"

yes, ford, that and our health care (what i don't pay myself tobacco excise taxes, at least)

Dibs Ludicrous

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:00:41

don't mess with the Nunavuts. they won't let y'all have any of it. let's see, Canada has Pot and Oil. wonder who they sell the pot to now.

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archaic

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:07:09

Originally posted by braden:

trife: celine dion is fantastic. what a voice. you're dead wrong on that front, my friend.

The fact that she hauled ass to Vegas as soon as she wanted to start making some real money is all you need to know about Canada

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braden

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:09:43

we raise talented entertainers who enjoy performing on the biggest stages in the world, wherever they may be?

rush went on a world tour once, i think. :P

archaic

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:18:41

so did Howie Mandel

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braden

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:21:29

meh, i'd shake his hand.

archaic

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Apr 18th 2013, 23:31:17

http://tinyurl.com/ce3x9w9

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Heston

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Apr 19th 2013, 0:12:17

Canada dry makes a great toilet water alternative.

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vern

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Apr 19th 2013, 0:19:50

CANADA

Canada Dry makes REAL ginger ale

and also has amish mafia

Dibs Ludicrous

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Apr 19th 2013, 8:28:41

Originally posted by braden:

we raise talented entertainers who enjoy performing on the biggest stages in the world, wherever they may be?

rush went on a world tour once, i think. :P

so that's where all our money is going.

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Cerberus

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Apr 19th 2013, 11:06:22

Captain Kirk is from Canada too. So was Scotty if I'm not mistaken. Lots of good entertainers come from Canada, they've got nothing better to do during those long cold winters but entertain each other, so it's only a natural progression for them to produce some great entertainers, the winters are LONG and COLD.

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archaic

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Apr 19th 2013, 18:15:43

So why aren't there oodles of entertainers from Alaska and Wisconsin? All they do all winter is drink and screw.

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archaic

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Apr 19th 2013, 18:16:03

Which, I might add IS actually quite entertaining.

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Marshal

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Apr 19th 2013, 19:19:46

Originally posted by Cerberus:

Captain Kirk is from Canada too. So was Scotty if I'm not mistaken.

Scotty is from scotland not canuckland.

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