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Mar 25th 2013, 20:55:38

Penis-snatching fears grip Central African village

Men in a Central African village are living in fear of having their penis snatched, an American anthropologist reports.

University of California, Berkeley, geography fellow Louisa Lombard told CBC Radio's The Current about the case, in which two men in the town of Tiringoulou, Central African Republic, claim their penises have been shrunk to the size of a baby's after they were touched by a tea merchant passing through the village.

Psychiatrists consider penis-snatching a culture-based syndrome, and note there is no physical basis for it. Despite that, it has spread like mass hysteria — often spurred by word of mouth and tabloid media — across African countries like Cameroon and Nigeria since the 1980s.


this is just silly //
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Mar 25th 2013, 21:19:59

run? why can't i just start shooting tea merchants? I'll give them a warning shot.
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Mar 25th 2013, 22:00:03

misfits (bit dumb brit tv-show) had transvestite whose power could steal man's penis.
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Mar 25th 2013, 22:51:06

anybody else thinking maiden?


white man came, across the sea
he brought his pain, and misery!

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Mar 25th 2013, 23:02:51

no. thinking more along the lines of "Don't Pay The Tea Merchant. Don't Even Fix A Price."
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Mar 25th 2013, 23:59:31

ouch

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Mar 26th 2013, 0:16:33

I demand someone make my penis large again.

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Mar 26th 2013, 0:22:28

so thats why im so small.

damn tea merchants
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Mar 26th 2013, 0:27:27

It is amazing the year 2013 and yet nothing really changes.
Dam Tea Merchants!!

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Mar 26th 2013, 3:13:20

Originally posted by braden:
anybody else thinking maiden?


white man came, across the sea
he brought his pain, and misery!


HE SAID HE CAME, TO SELL US TEA!
BUT ALL HE TOUCHED, LOST THEIR WEE-WEE!

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Mar 26th 2013, 3:38:52

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Mar 26th 2013, 3:44:27

Tea!

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Mar 26th 2013, 17:27:14

ya fluffing tea merchants... glad i shoo them away like them Jehovah witnesses i get from time to time. I don't want to know what they witnessed, nor do i want to see it for myself thank you .
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Mar 26th 2013, 20:53:44

....

let's be honest here. we're talking about an african village.

"their penises have been shrunk to the size of a baby's after they were touched by a tea merchant passing through the village."


so basically this is to say they went from 3 footer hoses to a mere 1 foot 10 inches, limp.


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Mar 26th 2013, 20:58:04

no. that myth only applies to American Black Males. Africa doesn't have the scientific equipment available to perpetuate that myth.
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Mar 26th 2013, 20:59:34

VIC ENJOYS THE BLACK MANS SEX ORGAN, YOU HEARD IT FIRST FROM HIM.


SAM, YOU RAISE GOOD POINTS; A VALID ARGUMENT. I SIDE WITH YOU, THE SALE OF TEA AND THE LOSS OF WEE WEE ARE HAND IN HAND

(BUT WHO'S TALKING ABOUT MASTURBATION, AM I RIGHT???)

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Mar 26th 2013, 21:00:09

THEY DON'T HAVE RULERS IN AFRICA, BRITAIN FORGOT TO IMPORT BUT RATHER FOCUSED ON THE IVORY EXPORT

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Mar 26th 2013, 21:01:01

THEY HAVE PEOPLE WHOM RULE, BUT TO MEASURE DISTANCE? THEY LACK RULERS IN THAT SENSE! MATH, THEY'D NEED TO COUNT FIRST.

RACIST?

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Mar 26th 2013, 21:01:59

somebody from clan [DANGER] needs a killrun.
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Mar 27th 2013, 1:09:09

I read this report weeks ago. It's funny to me how much these folks have invested themselves into linking their penises with their humanity, eh?

It just seems comical that they are worried about it like that. Usually the loss of your penis in most cases results in your hospitalization, not just a shrunken fluff.
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Mar 27th 2013, 1:47:53

Well cerb it isn't that they've actively invested themselves into such thinking. Rather they are a true unadulterated and primal culture that have not been perverted by Western thought, and as such think purely and naturally.

To link one's penis to one's humanity is not only intellectually sound, it's also forward thinking. To lose a penis is indeed akin to losing manhood, and if it were to happen on a large scale then humanity would indeed by at great risk.

The penis is the key to life.


So I think they are perfectly justified in their peniscentric thought

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Mar 27th 2013, 19:36:04

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Mar 27th 2013, 22:31:36

Doctor: So, Mr. Ungtan, can you tell me what the problem is?

Ungtan: <points to tea merchant> HE TOUCHED ME AND MY PEE PEE SHRANK!!!!!


And Africa is where Homo Sapiens started? No wonder humanity is doomed.
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Mar 27th 2013, 22:32:29

so . . . I can tell my wife its the fault of a travelling tea merchant huh?
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Mar 27th 2013, 23:59:09

yes totally legit. now Ron Jeremy claims he has the secret to make it grow. maybe good ol Ron should just follow the merchant around after he leaves and sells the cure... omg i could make a mint !!


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Mar 28th 2013, 1:59:57


They should dump all the tea in a nearby harbor to protest.

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Mar 28th 2013, 11:12:53

yankees tried that but results weren't that good.
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