I KNOW MOST OF YOU EXPECT SOMETHING AMUSING WHEN YOU SEE MY NAME AS THE ORIGINATOR OF A POST.. THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ONLY HERE FOR AMUSEMENT, MOVE ON. BUT I JUST HAVE TO SHARE THIS.

MY WIFE HAS HAD CANCER TWICE.. AND BEAT IT BOTH TIMES. THE FIRST(12 YEAR AGO) WAS THYROID CANCER. A FEW WEEKS AGO, TWO NEW UNUSUAL LUMPS ON HER THYROID WERE DISCOVERED IN A CAT SCAN.

TODAY, WE LEARNED THAT THOSE GROWTHS WERE BENIGN.

TO TOP THAT OFF, I DECIDED TO PLAY VIDEO POKER TODAY INSTEAD OF LIVE POKER, BECAUSE I WANTED TO GET DRUNK, AND LIVE POKER WHILE DRUNK IS A GUARANTEED WAY TO LOSE MONEY. I HIT A ROYAL FLUSH... TWICE!!! I KNOW HOW UNLIKELY THAT IS, BUT I SWEAR IT'S TRUE. IF I FIGURE OUT HOW TO POST PICTURES TO FACEBOOK, I WILL PROVE THIS TO BE TRUE.

ANYWAY, I'M JUST ABOUT THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW (WOULD BE EVEN WITHOUT THE TWO ROYAL FLUSHES) AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH EVEYRYBODY IN THE WORLD. YOU NINCOMPOOPS ARE IN THE WORLD, SO CONSIDER YOURSELF SHARED.

HA! MOTHERfluffIUNG HA!

SAM
VERY DRUNK,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

your fluff isnt in caps so this post is null and void

THAT'S MARTIAN'S FAULT. I'M 95% SURE

Sam was mod abused!

I ASKED YOU TO WATCH FOR TELLS, TO PLAY THE MAN NOT THE CARDS; I CAN'T HELP BUT TAKE SOME CREDIT FOR THE POKER. YOUR WIFE, ON THE OTHER HAND? THATS ALL HER, AND GOOD ON HER FOR IT. FOR THE TWOS OF YOU!!

I'm happy for you SAM :)

Congrats, always nice to hear good news from people!

Happy for you dude :) Good news is the best news :)

I AM REALLY PLEASED FOR THE TWO OF YOU.

NOTHING SAYS 'RIGHTEOUS FURY' QUITE AS WELL AS SMITING CANCER LIKE A TRUE MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER].

HA!

Good for you Sam and I'm happy for your wife :)

Cheers dude

Really happy for you and your wife, I can only imagine the relief that you both must have had when the results came in!

Thanks for sharing, nice to hear about good news in a world of fluff

its 100% sure, that word can't be written with caps.

CONGRATULATIONS! JUBILOUS EXPLOSIONS AND JOYOUS SMITINGS SHALL RAIN DOWN UPON THE EARTH IN CELEBRATION!

AH!

Congrats on the wife.

How much did you win on the royals? those pay like 400:1 here.

I CAN CONFIRM THE ROYAL FLUSHES, AND THE FOUR OF A KIND, BECAUSE THIS JERKWAD SENT ME TEXT MESSAGE PHOTOS OF THE SCREEN EVERY TIME WHILE I SAT HERE VERY MUCH NOT IN VEGAS!!!!

:D

HA!!!

very very happy for you man!

Glad for the good news. I just lost a good friend to a battle with cancer. Congrats on your wife's success.

Yeah, video poker is probably a better game for you anyway. :)

1000 DOLLARS EACH, ON A $1.25 BET. AFTER I POSTED THIS I WENT BACK DOWN TO THE CASINO AND ENTERED THEIR MIDNIGHT TOURNAMENT. CHOPPED FOR FIRST IN THAT AS WELL. I FIND THIS ALMOST AS AMAZING AS THE ROYALS, BECAUSE I WAS LITERALLY SO DRUNK I COUDLN'T WALK STRAIGHT.

STARTED LAST NIGHT WITH $300. COUNTED IT UP THIS MORNING.. $2100.

Well... that explains why SAM won't marry me. lol

Seriously though - VERY happy for you and your wife. Congratulations! <3

jeez, was the casino run by SoL and was this part of reps?
also awesome news regarding MRS. DANGER

sol and casino = bad combination.

congrats

what was the first best day of your life Samuel Q Danger?

THE DAY I WAS BORN, CLEARLY!

it was that day he discovered earth.

ALL GOOD GUESSES, BUT YOU ARE ALL HOPELESSLY WRONG! THE FIRST BEST DAY WAS WHEN SHE CAPITULATED AND AGREED TO BECOME MRS DANGER!

congrats man thats awesome news!

lol@SAM

then 3rd best day was day when they got married and 4th day was when he discovered earth (if he has siblings who were born before discovering earth then earth drops to 5th place).

That would be one hell of a day. Congrats to your wife!