The US wanted to nuke the moon...

Pang

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Nov 29th 2012, 2:49:01

http://news.nationalpost.com/...planned-to-nuke-the-moon/

In honour of this news coming to light, if you make your country name contain "The Moon" next round, I will nuke it at some point during the round*.

*only countries made within the first week of gameplay, no restarts, you can't retal and/or hold my tag accountable (because the moon can't retal)

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Nov 29th 2012, 2:53:17

This is tempting, then I read the fine print. pfft
In the meantime you sir are not the US , you are Canada. Amnesia? :P

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Pang

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:10:56

No one said Canada isn't STILL planning to nuke the moon.

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elvesrus

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:13:16

guess I'll have to start thinking of how to incorporate "the moon" into a country name just short of changable

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Cougar

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:22:06

Originally posted by Pang:

*only countries made within the first week of gameplay, no restarts, you can't retal and/or hold my tag accountable (because the moon can't retal)

Might want to check with martian first. He may have a distant cousin on the moon capable of retalling.

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:35:52

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:36:02

Originally posted by Pang:

No one said Canada isn't STILL planning to nuke the moon.

Canada has rockets?

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:42:16

http://en.wikipedia.org/...arc#Canada_and_the_Bomarc

We kept a few hidden! :D

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Nov 29th 2012, 3:45:12

They run on cognac? :p

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Nov 29th 2012, 7:29:23

im going to do this, just to see if you will nuke me, i doubt you will.

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SAM_DANGER

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Nov 29th 2012, 7:34:58

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Pang:

No one said Canada isn't STILL planning to nuke the moon.

Canada has rockets?

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, KOH. EVEN IF CANADA WANTED TO NUKE THE MOON, THEY COULDN'T. MOOSE CAN'T FLY. AND EVEN IF THEY COULD, THEY CERTAINLY COULDN'T LEAVE THE ATMOSPHERE.

AND PANG, THE ROCKET IN THAT ARTICLE IS A SAM, IF I'M READING THAT RIGHT... AND THE "M" IN SAM DOES NOT STAND FOR MOON.

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elvesrus

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Nov 29th 2012, 10:24:11

just need a large enough catapult to make a moose fly ;)

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Marshal

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Nov 29th 2012, 11:54:10

yankees sent alot of icbms to canuckland at 60s as so called protection so there should be some left.

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NukEvil

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Nov 29th 2012, 13:17:59

Why is this news?

I am a troll. Everything I say must be assumed to be said solely to provoke an exaggerated reaction to the current topic. I fully intend to bring absolutely no substance to any discussion, ongoing or otherwise. Conversing with me is pointless.

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Nov 29th 2012, 19:09:52

For future reference, m0on..does not spell..er..moon
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trumper

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Nov 29th 2012, 21:13:09

Originally posted by Pang:

No one said Canada isn't STILL planning to nuke the moon.

They also have not talked about Canadian secret plans to build a a base on the moon. Only Americans, namely former Speakers of the House of Representatives, say that sort of thing :).

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Nov 30th 2012, 1:29:13

After an 11th hour uNap was negotiated between the clan USA and the Moon tag, the Nuke FS was averted.

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Nov 30th 2012, 2:52:15

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Pang

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Nov 30th 2012, 3:37:35

Sam: I meant the nuclear warhead moreso than the SAM. We would use the Canadarm to send it to the moon, obviously.

Trumper: We really thought that Ginrich was going to take the election. That's why we started planning to nuke the moon. But as Canadians, when we start something, we finish it. Oh, except settling the majority of our land.

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Kyatoru

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Nov 30th 2012, 4:06:22

Poorly written title but interesting article.

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Nov 30th 2012, 6:47:13

Nuke!

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trumper

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Nov 30th 2012, 19:33:48

Originally posted by Pang:

The truth emerges.... Pang is part of the Canadian plot to secretly colonize the moon. Gingrich was right, we were in a race. He just didn't see the space race of 2012 was really with Canada.

Rockman

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Nov 30th 2012, 20:12:34

At least the US was smart enough to not do it.

We weren't smart enough to refrain from blowing up a satellite that was orbiting the Earth. China did it, and we all know that China's judgment is sound, so the US just HAD to copy them.

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Nov 30th 2012, 20:31:47

Hahaha... this made me lol. :D

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Pang

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Nov 30th 2012, 23:39:41

we're not planning to colonize the moon; we're planning to nuke Gingrich's moon base.

Edited By: Pang on Dec 5th 2012, 22:34:38
See Original Post

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Atryn

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Dec 1st 2012, 1:42:23

There is so much to learn in this story and it can even be applied here on EE...

In any significant community of people, there is that guy (or more than one) who say "let's just fluffing blow it to hell" and then that guy (hopefully more than one) that says "wait, maybe that isn't the best plan"...

Ravi

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Dec 1st 2012, 15:47:41

This is a no brainer. Nuke the damn moon.

trumper

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Dec 1st 2012, 19:38:20

Originally posted by Pang:

we're not planning to colonize the moon; we're planning to nuke Gingrich's the moon base.

You would need us to lend you guys the nukes again though.

Marshal

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Dec 1st 2012, 20:33:56

they would buy those from iran.

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Dec 1st 2012, 23:30:51

I doubt a Nuke will damage anything on the moon, if anything it'll make it glow brighter haha

Marshal

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Dec 2nd 2012, 12:16:28

1 new crater.

Pang

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Dec 5th 2012, 22:37:50

Originally posted by trumper:

Originally posted by Pang:

we're not planning to colonize the moon; we're planning to nuke Gingrich's the moon base.

You would need us to lend you guys the nukes again though.

No, we took them off the old ones in the 60's and hid them... wait, why am I revealing our secret plans?!?!

ttt btw! new round! only one target so far!

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