http://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ly-recorded-police-report

Best quote: “Somebody is going to eat my fluff or I’m going to cut your fluffing throat.”

And she is a looker.... Oh boy!

Oh West Virginia... or should I say Wet Vagina?

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth a litte

LMFAO!!!!!!!! NAAAAAASSSSSSTTTTTYYYYYY BIIIIITCH!!!!!!, e fkn ewwww!

KoH “Somebody is going to eat my fluff or I’m going to cut your fluffing throat.” hahahahahha

That!!!! Is GOLD!!!! Hahaha, can't stop LMFAO now!

i would of taken one for the team.

You are good people iScode. I wouldn't have touched that thing with a forty foot pole.

he's used to worse.

hot

thats a repost from like 3 years ago

thanks, thats a lot more than i needed to ever know :/

thanks for a reason to post for my bonus LMAO

I believe the correct phrase here would be "I wouldn't fluff her with Ron Jeremy's fluff"

Its probably worse than a sheep bro.

Man, my home state never ceases to amaze me. Sometimes I wonder why I ever left . . . and then, I remember.