YOUR INCESSANT GROVELING IS BEGINNING TO SEEM LIKE STALKING. IN FACT, IT REMINDS ME VERY MUCH OF WHEN I WAS STALKING MY WIFE MANY YEARS AGO.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THIS HAS THE COMMITTEE OF ONE VERY CONCERNED. WE HAVE DECIDED TO DO AS MY WIFE DID, AND CAPITULATE. AS YOU HAVE REQUESTED, WE HAVE CREATED AN EUGLAF DIVISION WITHIN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! YOU MAY BE PLEASED TO LEARN THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE HAVE EVER USED DIVISIONS. BILL AND I ARE BOTH IN IT, SO IT WILL UNDOUBTEDLY LEAD THE CLAN IN NETGAINING, KILLING, AND SHOUTING.

HA!

SAM
EUGLAF DIVISION CHAMPION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

HA!

LOL

I think you should really do three divisions. It is a lucky number.

THE BETTER QUESTION: WILL THE EUGLAF DIVISION BECOME A DIVISION WITHIN LAF IN THE NEAR FUTURE?!

LOCKET: IF YOU ARE ANGLING FOR A DIVISION NAMED AFTER YOU, I AM AFRAID YOU ARE OUT OF LUCK. THE COMMITTEE OF ONE HAS ALREADY TAKEN UP THE ISSUE OF A SECOND DIVISION, TO BE NAMED THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON DIVISION. TALKS ARE STILL UNDERWAY. HOWEVER, WE WILL MOST CERTAINLY NOT BE CREATING A THIRD DIVISION, AS WE ONLY HAVE TWO MEMBERS.

EUGLAF: I WOULD CALL THAT UNLIKELY. THIS IS AN ISSUE OF CONTENTION BETWEEN THE EUGLAF DIVISION AND THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON DIVISION. THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON DIVISION DOES FAVOR A MERGER. HOWEVER, THE VOTING RULES WITHIN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! ARE VERY CLEAR: TIE GOES TO SAM.

HA!

SAM
CHAMPION OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

two members?
what if i pledged to play with you? would i be accepted?

Three divisions is perfect for 2 members as loud as you!

bonus!

VIC,
YOU WOULD BE FORCED TO BATTLE ME FOR CONTROL OF THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON DIVISION OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! AS FORTUNE WOULD HAVE IT, I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR A NUMBER OF YEARS (A LARGE ENOUGH NUMBER THAT I FORGET HOW MANY, EXACTLY) SO I KNOW WHEN TO PICK MY BATTLES, AND WOULD PROBABLY JUST FORM A THIRD DIVISION THAT I COULD LEAD MYSELF, THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SLOTHS DIVISION.

OF COURSE THERE IS STILL THE VERY SERIOUS MATTER OF THE ESSAY CONTEST. YOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK THE COMMITTEE OF ONE ABOUT THAT!

HEE!!!
BILL
FUTURE USURPER OF THE EUGLAF DIVISION
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

THERE IS A CERTAIN UNDENIABLE LOGIC IN THIS STATEMENT!

HA!

someone needs a hug using all caps.

You need a hug, bro!

Chile 1-2 Argentina

:p

Yeah I seen that. I really do need a hug because that one was in Santiago to :( lol