Oct 1st 2012, 11:43:17
I HAVE JUST COME FROM AN ALL NIGHT MEETING WITH THE COMMITTEE OF ONE. DURING THIS MEETING IT WAS DECIDED THAT THE EXPLOSION SQUAD IS IN NEED OF A FEW MORE SUPPLICANTS.
AS SUCH, WE HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER MEMBERSHIP IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! TO FIVE WORTHY INDIVIDUALS. IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHO IS BEST SUITED FOR THIS HONOR, WE HAVE DEVISED THE FOLLOWING SCHEME: ALL WHO ARE INTERESTED SHOULD POST AN ESSAY IN THIS THREAD.
YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING THREE TOPICS TO CHOOSE FROM. CHOOSE WISELY!
"WHY THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM IS THE ONE TRUE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT."
"THESE THINGS ENFURIATE ME, AND HERE'S WHY."
OR,
"MY FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE ITEMS ON THE TACO BELL MENU"
QUALIFIED ENTRIES WILL CONSIST OF NO LESS THAN 500 WORDS, AND WILL BE JUDGED ON ANGST, PROPER USE OF THE LETTERS OF POWER, AND PENMANSHIP.
THE TOP FIVE ENTRANTS WILL RECEIVE A COVETED MEMBERSHIP IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
VIC THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON, AND INCIN THE HAMMER OF HEROES: YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN GRANTED INVOLUNTARY HONORARY MEMBERSHIP, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SUBMIT AN ESSAY IF YOU FEEL SO RECLINED.
HA!
SAM
CHIEF JUSTICE,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
AS SUCH, WE HAVE DECIDED TO OFFER MEMBERSHIP IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! TO FIVE WORTHY INDIVIDUALS. IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHO IS BEST SUITED FOR THIS HONOR, WE HAVE DEVISED THE FOLLOWING SCHEME: ALL WHO ARE INTERESTED SHOULD POST AN ESSAY IN THIS THREAD.
YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING THREE TOPICS TO CHOOSE FROM. CHOOSE WISELY!
"WHY THE PATH OF VIOLENT PACIFISM IS THE ONE TRUE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT."
"THESE THINGS ENFURIATE ME, AND HERE'S WHY."
OR,
"MY FAVORITE AND LEAST FAVORITE ITEMS ON THE TACO BELL MENU"
QUALIFIED ENTRIES WILL CONSIST OF NO LESS THAN 500 WORDS, AND WILL BE JUDGED ON ANGST, PROPER USE OF THE LETTERS OF POWER, AND PENMANSHIP.
THE TOP FIVE ENTRANTS WILL RECEIVE A COVETED MEMBERSHIP IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
VIC THE RESPLENDENT DRAGON, AND INCIN THE HAMMER OF HEROES: YOU HAVE BOTH BEEN GRANTED INVOLUNTARY HONORARY MEMBERSHIP, BUT YOU ARE WELCOME TO SUBMIT AN ESSAY IF YOU FEEL SO RECLINED.
HA!
SAM
CHIEF JUSTICE,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!