Sep 3rd 2012, 6:45:41
Could be the 2nd best. The best speech (movies) ever is Edward Norton`s in 25th Hour.
"Yeah, fluff you, too. fluff *me*? fluff *you*, fluff you and this whole city and everyone in it. fluff the panhandlers, grubbing for money, and smiling at me behind my back. fluff the squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car - get a fluffing job! fluff the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs, curry steaming out their pores stinking up my day. Terrorists in fluffing training. SLOW THE fluff DOWN! fluff the Chelsea boys with their waxed chests and pumped-up biceps. Going down on each other in my parks and on my piers, jingling their fluffs on my Channel 35. fluff the Korean grocers with their pyramids of overpriced fruit and their tulips and roses wrapped in plastic. Ten years in the country, still no speaky English? fluff the Russians in Brighton Beach. Mobster thugs sitting in cafés, sipping tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth. Wheelin' and dealin' and schemin'. Go back where you fluffing came from! fluff the black-hatted Chassidim, strolling up and down 47th street in their dirty gabardine with their dandruff. Selling South African apartheid diamonds! fluff the Wall Street brokers. Self-styled masters of the universe. Michael Douglas, Gordon Gekko wannabe mother fluffers, figuring out new ways to rob hard working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fluffING LIFE! You think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that fluff? Give me a fluffing break! Tyco! Worldcom! fluff the Puerto Ricans. Twenty to a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, worst fluffin' parade in the city. And don't even get me started on the Dom-in-i-cans, 'cause they make the Puerto Ricans look good. fluff the Bensonhurst Italians with their pomaded hair, their nylon warm-up suits, their St. Anthony medallions, swinging their Jason Giambi Louisville Slugger baseball bats, trying to audition for "The Sopranos." fluff the Upper East Side wives with their Hermès scarves and their fifty-dollar Balducci artichokes. Overfed faces getting pulled and lifted and stretched, all taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart! fluff the uptown brothers. They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop. And then they want to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended one hundred and thirty seven years ago. Move the fluff on! fluff the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots, standing behind a blue wall of silence. You betray our trust! fluff the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. fluff the church that protects them, delivering us into evil. And while you're at it, fluff J.C.! He got off easy! A day on the cross, a weekend in hell, and all the hallelujahs of the legioned angels for eternity! Try seven years in fluffin' Otisville, J.! fluff Osama Bin Laden, al-Qaeda, and backward-ass cave-dwelling fundamentalist assholes everywhere. On the names of innocent thousands murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your seventy-two whores roasting in a jet-fuel fire in hell. You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal Irish ass! fluff Jacob Elinsky. Whining malcontent. fluff Francis Xavier Slaughtery my best friend, judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass. fluff Naturelle Riviera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back, sold me up the river, fluffing fluff. fluff my father with his endless grief, standing behind that bar sipping on club sodas, selling whisky to firemen, and cheering the Bronx Bombers. fluff this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fluffing ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place"
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