Aug 28th 2012, 20:57:57
FIRST, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE USE OF AN ACRONYM. WE HATE ACRONYMS ALMOST AS MUCH AS WE HATE SHORT LENGTH LIMITS ON THREAD TOPIC TITLES!
NOW, ON TO THE MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. LAF HAS BEEN SUICIDING ON THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! FOR A COUPLE DAYS NOW, AND WE HAVE FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT. THOSE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SUICIDERS ARE CORRECT!
UNTIL NOW, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WAS PERFORMING ONLY RETALIATORY ATTACKS, AND IT SEEMS WE WERE COMING OUT ON TOP TOO OFTEN FOR OUR OPPONENTS' LIKING.
SO NOW, H4xOr THE FLAILING CHICKEN AND HIS SQUIRMING SYMPATHIZERS HAVE SENT APPROXIMATELY 4.56 BILLION JET PILOTS AND GUERILLA SOLDIERS ON SUICIDE MISSIONS INTO OUR LANDS, WITH VIRTUALLY NO CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING IN THEIR SUPPOSED OBJECTIVE; KILLING ME, SAM_DANGER!
AND HERE IS WHERE THE PROBLEM RESIDES. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEST RESPONSE WHEN SUICIDED UPON BY AN 80 MEMBER CLAN IS TO DROP EXCESSIVE ACRES. BUT SINCE WE WERE SO SUCCESSFUL IN THE LEGITIMATE WAR THAT LED UP TO THIS MOMENT, WE ARE NOW UNABLE TO DROP ANY ACRES FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS. THIS SEVERELY HAMPERS OUR EFFORTS TO EXPLODE ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE AND HIS BAND OF SUICIDING SYCOPHANTS.
SOME OF YOU ARE NOW SAYING, "YOU SAID YOU HAD AN IDEA". JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
WE PROPOSE THAT THE RULES ON LAND DROPPING BE CHANGED SO THAT IF SUICIDERS USE DESTRUCTIVE ATTACKS SUCH AS BOMBING RUNS AND ARTILLERY BARRAGES, THE RESULTANT SMOKING CRATERS CAN BE EXPELLED. THIS COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED SIMPLY BY ENACTING THE FOLLOWING TWO CHANGES:
THE NUMBER OF BUILDINGS DESTROYED BY ACTS OF AGGRESSION IS REMOVED FROM THE TALLY OF ACRES GRABBED OVER THE LAST 72 HOURS, AND..
LAND LOST TO LANDGRABS IS ALSO REMOVED FROM THE TALLY OF ACRES GRABBED OVER THE LAST 72 HOURS. MY NATION IS CURRENTLY ON 9,000 ACRES, BUT MY ADVISORS TELL ME THAT I CANNOT DROP BELOW 12,000 ACRES. NONSENSE!
ALL OF THIS IS ONLY COMMON SENSE, SO I EXPECT MOST OF YOU TO NOT UNDERSTAND.
HA!
SAM
CHIEF WAR STRATEGIST,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
NOW, ON TO THE MATTER OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. LAF HAS BEEN SUICIDING ON THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! FOR A COUPLE DAYS NOW, AND WE HAVE FINALLY SEEN THE LIGHT. THOSE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT SUICIDERS ARE CORRECT!
UNTIL NOW, THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! WAS PERFORMING ONLY RETALIATORY ATTACKS, AND IT SEEMS WE WERE COMING OUT ON TOP TOO OFTEN FOR OUR OPPONENTS' LIKING.
SO NOW, H4xOr THE FLAILING CHICKEN AND HIS SQUIRMING SYMPATHIZERS HAVE SENT APPROXIMATELY 4.56 BILLION JET PILOTS AND GUERILLA SOLDIERS ON SUICIDE MISSIONS INTO OUR LANDS, WITH VIRTUALLY NO CHANCE OF SUCCEEDING IN THEIR SUPPOSED OBJECTIVE; KILLING ME, SAM_DANGER!
AND HERE IS WHERE THE PROBLEM RESIDES. AS EVERYONE KNOWS, THE BEST RESPONSE WHEN SUICIDED UPON BY AN 80 MEMBER CLAN IS TO DROP EXCESSIVE ACRES. BUT SINCE WE WERE SO SUCCESSFUL IN THE LEGITIMATE WAR THAT LED UP TO THIS MOMENT, WE ARE NOW UNABLE TO DROP ANY ACRES FOR THE NEXT THREE DAYS. THIS SEVERELY HAMPERS OUR EFFORTS TO EXPLODE ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE AND HIS BAND OF SUICIDING SYCOPHANTS.
SOME OF YOU ARE NOW SAYING, "YOU SAID YOU HAD AN IDEA". JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN!
WE PROPOSE THAT THE RULES ON LAND DROPPING BE CHANGED SO THAT IF SUICIDERS USE DESTRUCTIVE ATTACKS SUCH AS BOMBING RUNS AND ARTILLERY BARRAGES, THE RESULTANT SMOKING CRATERS CAN BE EXPELLED. THIS COULD BE ACCOMPLISHED SIMPLY BY ENACTING THE FOLLOWING TWO CHANGES:
THE NUMBER OF BUILDINGS DESTROYED BY ACTS OF AGGRESSION IS REMOVED FROM THE TALLY OF ACRES GRABBED OVER THE LAST 72 HOURS, AND..
LAND LOST TO LANDGRABS IS ALSO REMOVED FROM THE TALLY OF ACRES GRABBED OVER THE LAST 72 HOURS. MY NATION IS CURRENTLY ON 9,000 ACRES, BUT MY ADVISORS TELL ME THAT I CANNOT DROP BELOW 12,000 ACRES. NONSENSE!
ALL OF THIS IS ONLY COMMON SENSE, SO I EXPECT MOST OF YOU TO NOT UNDERSTAND.
HA!
SAM
CHIEF WAR STRATEGIST,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!
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