Aug 18/12 9:56:08 PM

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SoL Girls Luv SPERM Good 4 Hair (#91) (SoF)

ARE YOU THREATENING ME (#595) (DANGER)

20 C/3 B


SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING, "SO? YOUR GUY DIED! THAT'S NOT POWERFUL!" YOU ARE FAILING TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE BECAUSE YOU ARE HOPELESS NINNIES!

THE LARGEST CLAN ON THE SERVER NEEDED THE ASSISTANCE OF THE SECOND LARGEST CLAN, JUST TO KILL ONE MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]! 168 NATIONS ARRAYED AGAINST US! HOW'S THAT FOR POWER! HA! HA HA!

NOW THAT OUR MIGHT HAS BEEN PROPERLY DISPLAYED, WHO WILL YOU RUN TO IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO KILL ME, SAM_DANGER!

HA!

SAM
RECENTLY PROMOTED MINISTER OF EVERYTHING
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Now you have my daughter begging me to join your clan ... hrmph

this is tigress's daughter you guys are awesome

I LIKE TYPING IN CAPITALS TOO! I REAALLY REALLY WANT TO BE IN YOUR CLAN IF I GET AN ACCOUNT WILL YOU LET ME JOIN PLEASE I ENJOYED YOUR SING ALONG THOROUGHLY YOU GUYS ARE AMAZINGLY SARCASTIC I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw SHE IS 13 YEARS OLD ...

I LOVE VOLCANO BURRITOS AND THE 80S

HRMPH .. she was typing over my shoulder, I guess you have a new fan :p

RAWR DANGER

I <3 DANGER!

Well thats not an awkward name for that SOF country.... :P

TIGRESS,

YOUR DAUGHTER'S INTEREST IN THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] PROVES THAT YOU HAVE EXEMPLARY PARENTING SKILLS, AS DOES HER FANTASTIC USE OF THE LETTERS OF POWER!

CAN SHE TEACH US TO USE THE POWER OF THE UPSIDE DOWN MESSAGE, AS YOU DID? IF SO, SHE MAY JOIN IN OUR EXPLODING OF H4xOr THE FLAILING CHICKEN AND ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE.

HA!

SAM
DIRECTOR OF INTERMENT
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]

Yes the number one alliance that is trying to netgain for the first time in a long time asked for help of their ally who is a war alliance and enjoy killing. Woot you win!

TIGRESS'S DAUGHTER
UPON YOU ACCEPTING ME TO THE MIGHTY CLAN[DANGER] I WILL SHOW YOU THE SECRET TO UPSIDE DOWN TYPING AND TIGRESS DOES HAVE EXEMPLARY PARENTING SKILLS. I LOVE EXPLODING STUFF BUT TIGRESS WONT LET ME WAR WITH FFA OR ANY OF THE OTHER ACCOUNTS WHICH MAKES ME SAD :(
AND OUR TEAM TAG EXPLODING WILL BE FUN :). EVERY ONE WILL BE SCARED OF US AFTER I JOIN CONSIDERING I AM NOT A PACIFIST LIKE TIGRESS AND WE WILL HAPPILY GO AROUND EXPLODING OTHER PEOPLES COUNTRIES WHILE LISTENING TO 80S MUSIC AND EATING VOLCANO BURRITOS. WILL YOU GUYS STILL BE TIME TRAVELING AFTER I JOIN?

ZAHC:

THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] MADE NO SECRETS OF OUR INTENT TO DEFEND OUR LANDS AGGRESSIVELY AGAINST FOREIGN INVASION. WE WOULD THINK THAT IF LAF WANTED TO CONDUCT THEMSELVES PEACEFULLY THIS RESET, THEY WOULD AVOID THINGS LIKE RETALIATING ON OUR RETALS AFTER THEY'VE ALREADY COME OUT AHEAD ON LAND.. OR DOUBLE TAPPING A MEMBER OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER] MERE HOURS AFTER WE HAD GRACIOUSLY AGREED TO OVERLOOK THE AFOREMENTIONED RETAL ON OUR RETAL. OUR POLICY HAS BEEN CLEARLY POSTED MANY TIMES IN NUMEROUS LOCATIONS: "TOUCH OUR STUFF, WE EXPLODE YOU!" IT IS NOT COMPLICATED. WE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT LAF WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.

JUST KIDDING! EVERYBODY KNOWS LAF IS NOT THAT SMART.

THERE'S A FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAF AND THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!: LAF BELIEVES OTHER PLAYERS EXIST TO PROVIDE THEM WITH LAND AND NETWORTH. WE BELIEVE THAT LAF EXISTS TO PROVIDE THE OTHER PLAYERS WITH AN EXHIBITION OF EXPLOSIONS.. AND WE GO TO SEE THAT THEY HAVE IT!

IF WE ARE CRAMPING YOUR NETGAINING STYLE TOO MUCH, WE ARE WILLING TO BEGIN NEGOTIATIONS ON THE TERMS FOR LAF'S SURRENDER. YOU SHOULD KNOW IN ADVANCE THOUGH THAT ANY AGREEMENT WILL DEFINITELY INVOLVE THE EXPLOSION OF H4xOr THE FLAILING CHICKEN, AND THE PUBLIC FLOGGING OF ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE. THESE ITEMS ARE NON NEGOTIABLE.

HA!

SAM
CHIEF DIPLOMAT,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I will join if you get your Caps Lock key fixed.

Why did LaF killed Danger?

¡pǝʍollɐ sdɐɔ ou ¡uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ noʎ ʍoɥ ʎllɐǝɹ sı sıɥʇ

damn that's worse

BERTZ,
LAF STRUCK OUT IN A DESPERATE FLAILING ATTEMPT TO WARD OFF THE FORCES OF THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER!] WHO WERE ENGAGED IN RIGHTEOUS DEFENSE OF OUR LANDS AND OUR NON-AGGRESSION POLICY WHICH LAF CHOSE TO IGNORE.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR LAF, THEY DID NOT "KILL" DANGER. OUR BODIES MAY BE BROKEN BUT OUR SPIRITS ARE STRONG! OUR HEARTS BURN WITH THE FURY OF A THOUSAND PACKETS OF FIRE SAUCE!!

THE EXPLOSIONS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES AND LAF CAPITULATES TO THE UTTERLY REASONABLE TERMS OF SURRENDER THAT SAM HAS POSTED!

BLAAAAAAURRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUGGGGAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
BILL DANGER
MINISTER OF HYPERBOLE
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

Its annoying because the only people you guys are good enough to hit are new recruits who we are trying to teach the game to.

The people who you feel wronged you are out of sight. And ironiclly are having fun killing you in another set. If I am not mistaken that's the reason you are angry anyway?

Hail Laf

KRISATZ YOUR WORDS MAKE SO LITTLE SENSE THAT I DO NOT EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THEM. HOWEVER I WILL ATTEMPT TO DO MY BEST: EXTRAPOLATING ANGST TERMINATES MANGO EGGSHELLS EXPLODE EXPLOSION EXPLODING!!!

BILL
MINISTER OF NONSENSE
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER ]!

lol... I LOVE THESE GUYS! Seriously, they have charisma. Who else could post for weeks on end in ALL CAPS and not get beaten to death or run off the server on a rail? *huggles DANGER* You go, girls!

TO THE MIGHTY CLAN[DANGER]
THIS IS TIGRESS'S DAUGHTER I SHALL SEND YOU A REQUEST AND IF YOU ACCEPT I SHALL TEACH YOU THE SECRET TO UPSIDE DOWN TYPING AS WE DISCUSSED


SANDERS
CHIEF MINSTER
OF SHARING DAVID BOWIE'S AWESOMENESS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jg4ekLG9Zo

PIES CLAN DANGER....SPLAT!

PATIENCE,
WE ARE FLATTERED BY YOUR KIND WORDS. HOWEVER YOUR REFERENCE TO US AS GIRLS, PARTICULARLY IN LIGHT OF YOUR RECENT PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE TO SAM, LEAVES US CONFUSED (OR AT LEAST "CURIOUS" IN A FIRST YEAR AWAY AT COLLEGE KIND OF WAY -- NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)!

IN ANY EVENT, I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR THE COMMITTEE OF ONE WHEN I SAY THAT WE WILL IN FACT GO AND KEEP ON GOING! !

BILL
MINISTER OF INUENDO
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

I have to agree with patience. These guys are providing a level of genuine amusement I have not seen in a long time :D
If you guys feel the need to disband THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER], then we would happily offer you an outpost in Paradigm, where your all caps and hilarious style would be a welcome addition.
Drow
Paradigm Overlord of Assertive Negotiation
AKA
Head of Asplosions!

I just checked one of the country and it was not hitting LaF first that's why I was asking

BILL:

I only referred to you as girls because there's no such catchphrase as 'You go, guy!!!'. It just sounds wrong. 'You go, girl!!!' on the other hand, just r0x0rs yer b0x0rs as a motivational phrase, and I thought y'all deserved the most b0x0r-r0x0ring phrase I could come up with - because I genuinely find you entertaining, like Drow, on a level that hasn't been seen since THE CHEESE WAS GREATER THAN THE LETTUCE AND THE TOMATO COMBINED!!!

:D

MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT, MY B0X0RS ARE INDEED R0X0RED! IN FACT, I DARESAY MY B0X0RS HAVE NOT BEEN THIS R0X0RED SINCE THE INTRODUCTION OF THE DORITOS LOCOS TACO AND MY SUBSEQUENT CONSUMPTION OF 693 OF SAID TACOS IN A SINGLE SITTING. THE RESULTANT EXPLODING WAS PERHAPS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE NOT ENJOYED A GOOD EXPLOSION!

BILL
UNDERSECRETARY OF UNDERGARMENTS
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

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YOU MUST READ IT FROM BOTTOM UP AS USUAL FOR UPSIDE DOWN TEXT
CHIEF MINISTER OF UPSIDE DOWN WRITING
SANDERS

i bet you i can read it all :))))

I BET YOU CAN
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OF AGREEING WITH PEOPLE UNLESS THEY SHOW AGRESSION THEN I EXPLODE THEM

lol... I can't. It makes my poor old eyes hurt.

[Note to self: NO TACOS FOR BILL.]

how do we recruit this guy

Like this:

HI BILL AND SAM, LAF WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO AN EXPLOSIVE PARTY WHERE WE EXPLODE WRIGGLY THINGS FOR HALF A YEAR. SON_GOKU WILL PROVIDE FREE CHIPOTLES WITH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF CURRY FOR THE ULTIMATE EXPLOSIVE EXPERIENCE.

I like exploding

THANK YOU FOR THE INVITATION, XINHUAN. THIS PARTY HAS INDEED BEEN "THE BOMB"! TONIGHT WAS ESPECIALLY ENJOYABLE. PLEASE EXTEND OUR THANKS TO SON_GOKU FOR ALL THE FREE PARTY FAVORS. HOWEVER, WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO REMIND HIM FOR US OF OUR DISLIKE OF INDIAN FOOD! ALSO, WE WERE A BIT DISAPPOINTED THAT THERE WAS NO FLOGGING OF ROCKMAN THE PETULANT APE.

KRISATZ, WE ARE GLAD THAT YOU HAVE COME AROUND AND NOW APPRECIATE THE BEAUTY OF A GOOD EXPLOSION. WE TOOK YOUR LAST MESSAGE TO HEART, AND HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SPREAD THE LOVE AROUND. WE HOPE THIS IS MORE TO YOUR LIKING.

ACTUALLY, WE DON'T CARE, BUT IT IS MORE FUN FOR US.

HA!

SAM
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR DESIGN,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!

go mighty clan !!!

ministry of anti-caps

THIS MUST BE TRUE! ITS IN CAPS!

ANOTHER SCARY THREAD..LOL OHH I MEAN FUNNY THREAD HAHA

These guys are kind of cool,i agree with Drow,they are hard not to to like... Hell, I would like to join just to be MAJOR DANGER..

Good luck,guys!

Petulant Ape lol

SO I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.. WHERE IS DANGER MOUSE AND DARKWING DUCK?