Originally
posted by
Erian:
No, LaF will continue to struggle in our war with DANGER. There can be no top 1000 when engaged in this desperate struggle for OUR VERY LIVES.
ERIAN: IT IS QUITE UNFORTUNATE THAT IT HAD TO COME TO THIS. WE FEEL TERRIBLY ABOUT HAMPERING LAF'S PURSUIT OF DOMINANACE. I HAVE ENTERED OUR CHAT ROOM ON GAMESURGE (#DANGER) AND AM READY TO DISCUSS THE TERMS OF LAF'S SURRENDER IF YOU WISH TO SEND AN EMMISSARY.
BE FOREWARNED THOUGH. I AM NOT MY USUAL JOVIAL SELF TODAY, FOR TWO REASONS:
FIRST, I BROKE MY INCRIDBLY GREAT FLIP PHONE TODAY, AND HAD TO UPGRADE TO A SMARTPHONE, WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND. IT IS ENFURIATING.
AND SECONDLY, I GOT A BUCKET OF KENTUCY FRIED CHICKEN FOR MY AFTERNOON SNACK. THIS ANGERS ME NOT ONLY BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF H4XOR THE FLAILING CHICKEN, BUT ALSO BECAUSE IT HAS LEFT MY FINGERS GREASY, WHICH MAKES TYPING AGGRAVATING. MY HANDS KEEP SLIPPING OFF THE KEYBOARD.
IF YOU DO COME TO BEG FOR THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]'S MERCY, JUST BE AWARE THAT I WILL MOST LIKELY BE IN A FOWL MOOD.
HA!
SAM
CHIEF COORDINATOR OF PUNS,
THE MIGHTY CLAN [DANGER]!