wtf iMag? That's false advertising.

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 8th 2012, 2:02:11

Your current recruit message needs some tweaking.

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Mass Message from SIEGREICHER MARSCH (#480)

Hello! How would you like to earn money from home by selling homeless people?

If you're in to that, I can't help you. However; if you want to join a group of elite killers, I have an offer you should take me up on. We at Imaginary Numbers have immediate openings for new murderers... I mean members. So if you'd rather crush someone into the dirt than get to the top of the scores page, sign up on our website at http://www.letskillstuff.org.

See you there!

--Xelah
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I'm fine with that, right up to the last line there. That falls into the not cool category. That aside, you should probably switch recruit messages to the one about hot midget on midget action that I wrote around the same time as that one. Midgets are totally in this year.

That is all.

--Xelah
Death Knights
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blid

Member

EE Patron
9319

Jun 8th 2012, 2:05:36

Zombies are still inexplicably in.

Originally posted by Mr. Titanium:

Watch your mouth boy, I have never been accused of cheating on any server nor deleted before you just did right there.

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 8th 2012, 2:07:11

Midget zombies would be totally in.

--Xelah
Death Knights
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elvesrus

Member
5053

Jun 8th 2012, 2:11:39

now is this midget zombie porn, or just midget zombies?

Originally posted by crest23:

Elves is a douche on every server.

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 8th 2012, 2:14:52

It's pretty hard to get zombies to have sex with each other, so unless you can supply a willing participant to make it midget zombie on somebody (probably Scode) porn, it will just be midget zombies... no porn.

--Xelah
Death Knights
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bstrong86

Member
2482

Jun 8th 2012, 2:16:40

Hopefully they wont eat faces in the porn

The Death Knights

XI

Kumander Otbol

Member
728

Jun 8th 2012, 2:20:52

Originally posted by bstrong86:

Hopefully they wont eat faces in the porn

only the lower part. ;)

Originally posted by cypress:

no reason to start slacking just because they are getting FA

fluff them....we'll steamroll them even with the FA they are getting

Link

Member
4676

Jun 8th 2012, 2:30:50

old imag recruitment messages were awesome.. now they are full of suck

Link.

I Am a meat popsicle.

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Detmer

Member
4244

Jun 8th 2012, 2:34:12

Originally posted by Link:

old imag recruitment messages were awesome.. now they are full of suck

The original iMag recruitment message from Beltz nearly lured me.

Soviet

Member
991

Jun 8th 2012, 2:41:23

I laughed at the message. I wouldn't take any offense to the message Xelah. Looks to me like they were only crediting you with the original message, which is highly respectful.

Imaginary Numbers
http://www.letskillstuff.org

RandyMD

Member
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Jun 8th 2012, 2:59:27

Bonus

Skype: randybumd
Email:

Chand

Member
96

Jun 8th 2012, 6:38:09

Had quite a good laugh!

-Rival HC-

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 8th 2012, 13:22:41

imaggers aren't elite killers.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Link

Member
4676

Jun 8th 2012, 14:09:30

i almost joined imag several times due to their kick ass recruitment messages of old lol.. miss them day

Link.

I Am a meat popsicle.

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Fooglmog

Member
1149

Jun 8th 2012, 15:28:48

I think iMag messages are always something best appreciated after the fact...

-Fooglmog
Guy with no clue.

galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,031

Jun 8th 2012, 18:24:22

Originally posted by Marshal:

imaggers aren't elite killers.

Neither is ICN

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Soviet

Member
991

Jun 8th 2012, 18:25:17

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Marshal:

imaggers aren't elite killers.

Neither is ICN

ICN can't even net so... what are they left with??

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http://www.letskillstuff.org

iNouda

Member
1043

Jun 8th 2012, 19:37:42

Oh look that old guy Soviet is still around =o

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 8th 2012, 20:05:38

i didn't claim that icners are elite killers.

icn does what it can.

Soviet

Member
991

Jun 8th 2012, 20:27:47

Come back to iMag Nooba

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Bikerman

Member
555

Jun 8th 2012, 21:21:42

Originally posted by Marshal:

imaggers aren't elite killers.

what I thought when I recived the message :)

iScode

Member
5718

Jun 9th 2012, 5:36:05

per member imag is a lot better at killing than most alliances out there, I dont see many other alliances killing nearly half their alliance size in the FS like imag did last set.

If you want Marshall imag can show you how elite we are at killing this set?

iScode
God of War

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Sifos

Member
1419

Jun 9th 2012, 10:31:06

^ +1

Imaginary Numbers
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!

iNouda

Member
1043

Jun 9th 2012, 11:47:21

Sorry sovi. I'm netting (D=) this set.

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 9th 2012, 14:01:11

IMAGGERS CAN'T NET!!!

Akula

Member

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Jun 9th 2012, 14:22:15

yes, a netting set Marshal, but i don't think it means the same thing as for netters netting :P

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ZIP

Member
3222

Jun 9th 2012, 14:56:13

you would be surprised - i know imaggers in other servers that can net quite well. country build and efficiency in war makes good discipline for netting

fluff your 300 Spartans fool - i have 32 of the biggest fluffed mother fluffers made of titanium !!
A brigade from Blackstreetboyz (#91) has invaded your lands! Your defenses held against the invaders and forced them away! Your military lost:1 Troops

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 9th 2012, 16:32:28

once a imagger never netter.

galleri

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Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
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Jun 9th 2012, 20:20:47

Netting is nasty!

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 9th 2012, 20:27:53

I have proof Scode likes to net. Observe: http://bit.ly/r8BnT7

--Xelah
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galleri

Game Moderator
Primary, Express, Tourney, & FFA
14,031

Jun 9th 2012, 20:33:53

Lulz. Soviet was crediting the recruitment message. Since you were the original writer. Next we will enter a copyright symbol!

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

iScode

Member
5718

Jun 9th 2012, 21:58:40

Marshall you insult imaginary numbers quite a lot.

For someone from an alliance in your position i would keep your mouth shut if i was you, targets will be very hard to come by this set and I have no problem killing ICN because you have cant keep your mouth shut.

Yes this is a threat.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

iTarl

Member
879

Jun 9th 2012, 23:45:27

Originally posted by Marshal:

once a imagger never netter.

I like his/her post !

Junky

Member
1815

Jun 10th 2012, 0:19:28

mine came with xoxo Junky... which is wierd.. I'm not a midget, or a zombie....least I think I'm not.. *note to self, check out bite mark on left cheek*

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

iScode

Member
5718

Jun 10th 2012, 3:01:33

unless marshall is a sheep, i doubt it.

iScode
God of War

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davidoss

Member
643

Jun 10th 2012, 4:00:57

Join iMag.

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 10th 2012, 4:10:50

Join DK. We actually have Xelah :p And ponies. Ponies > Sheep

--Xelah
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Sifos

Member
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Jun 10th 2012, 7:35:57

Hey Bogman, you should go get some beer in case me and me lads decides to come drop by and visit you and hitler-chick!

Sov

Member
2483

Jun 11th 2012, 7:49:01

Some good reasons to join Imag:-

1) To remove iScode
2) They have an awesome website
3) They are a great killing Alliance that is going to be back up there again if they keep at it
4) They have some great members
5) To remove iScode

If you are looking for an Alliance to join I would recommend Imag to anyone.

Sifos

Member
1419

Jun 11th 2012, 8:11:24

Can you join imag if you're already in imag? :S

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 11th 2012, 9:15:07

I think they have rules that you can't join the alliance if you're already in... unless you have sheep... then they roll out the red carpet.

--Xelah
Death Knights
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iScode

Member
5718

Jun 11th 2012, 9:29:51

ALL YOUR SHEEP BELONG TO ME

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 11th 2012, 14:51:30

Originally posted by iScode:

1. its Marshal, Marshall is in LAF.

2. I'm not a leader so my words aren't ICN's words.

3. we are mostly joking here (with hint of truth).

4. go back to your goats.

Sifos

Member
1419

Jun 11th 2012, 18:18:35

*smack

lol...

Edited By: Sifos on Jun 13th 2012, 7:50:36
See Original Post

iScode

Member
5718

Jun 12th 2012, 0:32:45

so now you sit there and try to hide behind jokes and your not a leader?

You are a prominent ICN member, infact one of the only active ones on the board, You insult imag continuously and you expect to get away with it.

Not while im in charge, just take and my advise and there wont be ny issues.

iScode
God of War

DEATH TO SOV!

Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 12th 2012, 14:43:15

i and others have said same things many years while you've been leader of imag.

yes i'm icn member and i'm a most active icner on ee-boards.

i'm not insulting, insulting would be saying thatr imag is crappy alliance etc.

iScode

Member
5718

Jun 13th 2012, 5:25:30

its insulting to me. dont tell me how i do or should feel.

iScode
God of War

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Sifos

Member
1419

Jun 13th 2012, 7:52:03

Saying that someone "isn't good" comes fairly close to saying "they're crappy" bogman :P

Xelah

Member
352

Jun 13th 2012, 22:04:05

*grabs some popcorn*

1) Start mildly chastising thread
2) Watch as server war starts as a result
3) ???
4) Profit!

--Xelah
Death Knights
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Marshal

Member
32,589

Jun 13th 2012, 22:09:55

Originally posted by Sifos:

Saying that someone "isn't good" comes fairly close to saying "they're crappy" bogman :P

shush you swenub. :P