Mar 18th 2012, 18:54:52
You promised me gifts. I miss interpreted this as gifts of sweet sweet death. I never recieved any such. I was deeply deeply disappointed. All your mateys gave me was help on turning my country into the biggest tank wreck dealing yard out there.
But I got a blooded tooth. This business isn't all bad you know. So I thought, I ought to help you get one too. I wouldn't want us to be bitter rivals on the same market though. So I thought, I use the revenue from my newly aquired tank wreck sales, buy some jets and turn your country into the worlds most amazing jet wreck sales yard!
So I did! I had some problems with oil. My jets use oil processed from vegetables, and with only 2k farms, I quickly ran out. But I solved it by engineering a new method which turns biological matter and steel into oil.
My spies argued it wasn't in their job description, but I found a clause. My troops agreed, as long as I increased their rations afterwards. My turrets didn't really say anything at all.
So here you are. The worlds finest jet wreck sales yard! I even removed all them pesky civilians for you, so now you customers may roam your yard unharassed!. Your mateys failed to do that for me :S
Anyway, I hope you're satisfied!
Rawr
/Sifos
But I got a blooded tooth. This business isn't all bad you know. So I thought, I ought to help you get one too. I wouldn't want us to be bitter rivals on the same market though. So I thought, I use the revenue from my newly aquired tank wreck sales, buy some jets and turn your country into the worlds most amazing jet wreck sales yard!
So I did! I had some problems with oil. My jets use oil processed from vegetables, and with only 2k farms, I quickly ran out. But I solved it by engineering a new method which turns biological matter and steel into oil.
My spies argued it wasn't in their job description, but I found a clause. My troops agreed, as long as I increased their rations afterwards. My turrets didn't really say anything at all.
So here you are. The worlds finest jet wreck sales yard! I even removed all them pesky civilians for you, so now you customers may roam your yard unharassed!. Your mateys failed to do that for me :S
Anyway, I hope you're satisfied!
Rawr
/Sifos
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If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!
If you're important enough to contact me, you will know how to contact me.
Self appointed emperor of the Order of Bunnies.
The only way to be certain your allies will not betray you is to kill them all!