Mar 8th 2012, 5:47:00
I am but a humble farmer, trying to scrape by and make a living raising millions of bushels of some ambiguous nameless crop and pumping a bit of oil once in a while. As fate would have it, occasionally (very occasionally) a lost and lonely missile will find itself on my doorstep. Being the tender hearted soul that I am - I generally take them in and provide them with a home as best I can. Right now I have a few that are staying out in the barn with the chickens in need of a home.
Tell you guys what I'll do just because I feel so bad for your misfortune. I know that you guys can provide them with a far better home than I ever could - so why dont I send them your way? You know, not as replacements, just as a small token to help soothe your grieving souls. Surely you guys are better company than the chickens, right?
Just send me some GPS coordinates, elevation (in meters above MSL), the current barometric pressure and weather report, and the IFF encryption keys for your SDI systems and I'll get these guys loaded up and headed your way the next time I head out to feed the chickens.
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