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Wharfed

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Jan 30th 2012, 17:37:08

Please, enlighten me. What actually happens when you win a war? Anything? Anything at all? Other than pride maybe?

As politically driven this game is, what am I missing?

Last I checked, the only reason wars happen here are because someone doesn't like someone. I could guess it also happens because someone doesn't like someone else's retal policy, but it's not like winning the war actually gets then to change it.
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Mr.Silver

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Jan 30th 2012, 17:49:44

War.....Umph.....What is it good for....

Pang Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 18:17:46

If you win a war, the game will roll the final credits.

I guess no one's figured out how to win yet if you haven't seen the credits! :D
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phx Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 18:50:34

you get a night of love making with pang...thats why everyone wars all the time :D

Jiman Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 19:21:20

I play the game to have fun. You could say I try to win wars that I am involve in so I may try to have as much fun as possible.

Politically, I think there is a level of pride.
To defend and justify an alliances actions through war. If you win a war, its like saying "I can do this,". Well, atleast that is what I think people think.

Mr.Silver

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Jan 30th 2012, 19:48:38

easier to slip Martian a $50 and have him press Alliance>Delete All :)

Mapleson Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 19:52:16

What happens when you win at netting? Anything? It's just pride in being the best.

It's the journey, not the finale that is important. Almost everything in life is a hollow victory.

locket Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 20:08:23

If you are warring for a political reason then it actually means something if you beat them bad enough to convince them of your opinion.

Wulf Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 20:18:13

It used to be a way to impose your will on other for your alliances benefit. Might makes right.

Now it seems it's all about grudges and crap in the past.

hanlong Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 20:39:05

you get to stroke your e-peen
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oats Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 20:41:57

Whenever I am on the winning side of a war I take a vacation until the end of the reset.

Marco Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 22:10:32

I'll bet imag has no idea! Zing!

/me slaps scode

Nekked Game profile

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Jan 30th 2012, 22:26:48

you get to eat pie!

archaic Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 1:54:55

all I knw is that it beats the fluff out of losing a war
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LittleItaly Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 3:00:42

you get boobs
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ninong Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 3:08:33

you get to rape and pillage
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dagga Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 3:30:42

This is actually a great question that goes to the core of the game. War is unrecognised by the game. There is no war dynamic.

There are many great ideas to formalize war and thus make rankings possible. War power rankings, war records, the list goes on..

Unfortunately, due to the fact there has been nil effort to improve the war dynamic, it has degraded to the point where all war is about is make sure your side doesnt lose at any cost and, on the flip side, try to make your enemies members quit the game.

Sad.
signatures are stupid.
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archaic Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 4:20:05

you know dagga, this is all good and well and right now, for this moment - pretty much everybody is on your wagon for once. I just hope you still feel this way the next time Sol has some poor blindsided netters bent over a chair pounding away at them. I hope you are sincere, but you will forgive us if we wonder at the coincidental smell of sour grapes lingering around the Sol with your 'what is the meaning of war' epiphany.
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TNTroXxor Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 4:26:13

IF it werent for war, there wouldnt be 2 stepping/reverse 2 step clauses pacts...
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Jiman Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 4:52:27

Mmmm

Grimm Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 5:22:26

TNT Just... *sunglasses* blew my wind.

DarkReturns Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 5:45:58

Bragging rights?

galleri Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 6:50:45

^^^ the point of your offtopic post is?



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galleri Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 6:51:59

If you win TNW after so long,you will hear the Star Wars Theme Song.
If you win so many wars.... You will hear "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Noone has claimed to hear either...so noone has achieved the right number combo for the activations.


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Warster Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 6:54:00

bye bye pointless spam
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dagga Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 12:11:52

archaic. Keep trotting out the SOL blindsides netters argument. I think I've posted several times on SOLs history in the EE game, educate yourself. Get out of the conga line of bleating sheep. SOL fights fair wars. LaF lead by Pang started a crusade to stop SOL fighting 1 v 1s vs netters about 20 months ago, to which we ceded quite a few of our practices. Servant made a very good post about it from memory. Since those LaF and LCN wars, SOL has been at the forefront of fighting even wars. SOLs reward? Well, you can see for yourself.

While I hope you might look at the evidence and come to the conclusion you're wrong, I have no high hopes. This is because you are a retard.
signatures are stupid.
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Atryn Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 13:42:34

Wharfed:

What actually happens when you win a war? Anything? Anything at all? Other than pride maybe?


PARTY!!!!!!! We're going to Disneyland!!!!
But more seriously, other alliances take you more seriously in all things.

As politically driven this game is, what am I missing?


Apparently you are missing the relatively common side of diplomacy referred to as "the stick".

Last I checked, the only reason wars happen here are because someone doesn't like someone. I could guess it also happens because someone doesn't like someone else's retal policy, but it's not like winning the war actually gets then to change it.


Part 1 - that shouldn't be the reason for wars.
Part 2 - I disagree, changes to policies have happened thanks to enforcement.

Marshal Game profile

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Jan 31st 2012, 21:03:47

Originally posted by Atryn:

But more seriously, other alliances take you more seriously in all things.


so no1 takes imag seriously?
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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martian Game profile

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Feb 1st 2012, 0:53:04

why so serious?
you are all special in the eyes of fluff
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ZEN Game profile

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Feb 1st 2012, 23:32:53

I thought winning a war was like those emails I get in my yahoo account.


Subject: You won! Please click!


*Flashing images everywhere*
Win just ONE WAR (echo)ONE WAR ONE WAR(end echo) And YOU will INCREASE LENGTH. It doesn't end there. SEX DRIVE? YES. MORE CONFIDENCE? YES. SEX APPEAL? YES. EVEN MORE MONEY ANNUALLY? YE$$!!

Hear some stories.

Jim Guy: Dude bro. It is huge man. Right on bro guy!

Some whore: I use to be able to fit it all. Not anymore. Hee hee.

Two Awkwardly Hand Holding Eye Penetrating dudes: (Guy 1)Let's just say, I can't sit right for weeks. (Guy 2)Oh you fluff!

*More flashing images. Like really annoying bright color ones. Usually stupid star shapes*

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PUSH ATTACK NOW. GET THAT WIN.

OH YEAH!