EE PatronApr 7th 2010, 15:12:07
Attention! You! Yes you! Not you, clown. But you man with collared shirt and lack luster motivation!
The Nostra is recruiting this round. Why you ask? Why I answer. For a limited time only YOU TOO can become a LCN member. Not only will you become a full fledged slave *cough* member of the Nostra, but if you act right now you will also get......A larger organ size! Have you always wanted to be bigger? Whether in the shirt or the pants? Then have I got a deal for you! Act now, and not only do you grow in size BUT HEAR THIS. You also earn MORE ANNUALLY!
*CROWD CHEERS*
Listen to our testimonials:
The Assassin says "I use to be worthless. Couldn't buy a date if I tried. I joined LCN and not only do I have more companions then I could have dreamed of, but I also have a place to bury them!"
Ravi exclaims "Big unit, big wallet, and big dreams. This is what I wanted and this is what I got! Except for the dreams part. I AM LIVING IT. I can punch an infant and get away with it thanks to the endless supply of legal advice and assistance that LCN provides! Take that toddlers!"
Lady J screams "I use to need pleasure. Every man I was with couldn't satisfy me with all 10 fingers and 10 toes. Now I can't even sit down without a satisfied grimace! Thanks LCN!"
Trife mumbles "My boat has sunk. Someone get the raft! ARGGGGHHHHH"
Purposful1 raps " I got hoes. I got hoes in different area codes."
The local drunk rants "I remember when I was in another alliance. I couldn't even count to 6. Now I can't count AT ALL. I just crapped myself. Give me money."
*Disclaimer*
Joining LCN may not do any of these things for you. Nor do we approve of anything that ZEN announces. You will earn more annually, but the more is subject to imagination and not to be confused with income. Finally, ZEN has probably never kissed a girl.
DO IT!
We are hosted by boxcar (http://www.boxcarhosting.com). But feel free to contact me in game. You will have to guess my country number. So GOOOOOOD LUCK!
This message has been brought to you by:
Slinky.
"Who walks the stair without a care
It shoots so high in the sky.
Bounce up and down just like a clown.
Everyone knows its Slinky."
and
Casino Inn off freeway 8. If you can't bag a 45 year old cougar from here, then you my friend are DEAD.
ZEN
Female Body Inspector
LCN
The Nostra is recruiting this round. Why you ask? Why I answer. For a limited time only YOU TOO can become a LCN member. Not only will you become a full fledged slave *cough* member of the Nostra, but if you act right now you will also get......A larger organ size! Have you always wanted to be bigger? Whether in the shirt or the pants? Then have I got a deal for you! Act now, and not only do you grow in size BUT HEAR THIS. You also earn MORE ANNUALLY!
*CROWD CHEERS*
Listen to our testimonials:
The Assassin says "I use to be worthless. Couldn't buy a date if I tried. I joined LCN and not only do I have more companions then I could have dreamed of, but I also have a place to bury them!"
Ravi exclaims "Big unit, big wallet, and big dreams. This is what I wanted and this is what I got! Except for the dreams part. I AM LIVING IT. I can punch an infant and get away with it thanks to the endless supply of legal advice and assistance that LCN provides! Take that toddlers!"
Lady J screams "I use to need pleasure. Every man I was with couldn't satisfy me with all 10 fingers and 10 toes. Now I can't even sit down without a satisfied grimace! Thanks LCN!"
Trife mumbles "My boat has sunk. Someone get the raft! ARGGGGHHHHH"
Purposful1 raps " I got hoes. I got hoes in different area codes."
The local drunk rants "I remember when I was in another alliance. I couldn't even count to 6. Now I can't count AT ALL. I just crapped myself. Give me money."
*Disclaimer*
Joining LCN may not do any of these things for you. Nor do we approve of anything that ZEN announces. You will earn more annually, but the more is subject to imagination and not to be confused with income. Finally, ZEN has probably never kissed a girl.
DO IT!
We are hosted by boxcar (http://www.boxcarhosting.com). But feel free to contact me in game. You will have to guess my country number. So GOOOOOOD LUCK!
This message has been brought to you by:
Slinky.
"Who walks the stair without a care
It shoots so high in the sky.
Bounce up and down just like a clown.
Everyone knows its Slinky."
and
Casino Inn off freeway 8. If you can't bag a 45 year old cougar from here, then you my friend are DEAD.
ZEN
Female Body Inspector
LCN
