Beginner's Guide to FFAT - Earth Empires Forum

synoder

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Dec 14th 2011, 23:48:29

Before you post anything, here are 10, nay 11 tips and universal truths that you need to be aware of...

1. The most recent poster is the smartest person that plays EE, everyone else is an idiot.

2. You are lying

3. If it is posted on FFAT, it is true. (seems to conflict with #2 but yet it is still true)

4. If you FS someone you are a coward

5. If you get FSed you suck and deserve to die

6. Everything you post will be scrutinized to the highest degree, including grammar and spelling.

7. FFAers are the scum of EE

8. You suck

9. Don't bother trying to refute anything; it will just prove how dumb you are for not agreeing with the previous poster

10. You should leave now while you have the chance

11. You still suck

Dibs Ludicrous

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Dec 15th 2011, 0:33:01

yo momma.

There are no messages in your Inbox.
Elvis has left the building.

Rico

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Dec 15th 2011, 0:59:47

Originally posted by synoder:

7. FFAers are the scum of EE

And IMP is the scum of FFA.

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Bigwiggle

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:03:00

So following your truth #2 this whole post is void :(

Unless you make it to #3, in which case you just created some kind of time space vacuum and I'm probably already dead

Wiggity

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Havoc

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:20:17

I AM THE SMARTEST EARTHER

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crysk

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:21:24

Havoc is just an illusion.

Havoc

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:24:35

NOT ANYMORE

Havoc
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Twain

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:30:08

Time to unseat Havoc. Ha!

Bsnake

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:31:43

7. IMP ARE the scum EE...

Whoo hoo i made a grammar correction post... pot.. kettle..

ohhh and Rico agreed on something...

yup hell just did freeze over!!!!

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

Twain

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:40:08

Damn. Bsnake is now the smartest.... :(

Oh wait, I just posted, now I am again!
YAY!

Havoc

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:41:07

Havoc
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Twain

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Dec 15th 2011, 1:41:34

I three the sandbox?

Bsnake

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Dec 15th 2011, 2:02:54

i just play dumb ;)

<bsnake> 68,270,386 turrets whats that in NW??
<Crippler> 115m NW
<Bsnake> 38 mill NW nub... thanks for your netting advice.. Stick to killing nub

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 15th 2011, 3:04:29

LOL I love #11 :p

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Link

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Dec 15th 2011, 4:16:58

nice

Link.

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mdevol

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Dec 15th 2011, 6:59:55

Originally posted by Rico:

Originally posted by synoder:

7. FFAers are the scum of EE

And IMP is the scum of FFA.

and Prime is scum of IMP thus Prime = scum of EE?

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

Rico

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Dec 15th 2011, 7:53:08

Say what you will but IMP has never asked an alliance for a pact, only to later break that pact and FS that alliance.

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snawdog

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Dec 15th 2011, 9:26:29

^^right there says alot...And IMP scum is good 4 u.
Just taste it.

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NightShade

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Dec 15th 2011, 9:39:01

There've been times where under my tag, I didn't pact out to anyone... like two sets ago. Just to see who my true allies were.

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Originally posted by Bsnake:

I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

galleri

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Dec 15th 2011, 16:01:27

NONE OF IT IS TRUE...IT IS NOT IN CAPS :p

This makes #2. valid.
I will add two more

12. MARTIAN IS THE ALL
13. YOU MAYBE ON DRUGS, YOU MAY NOT BE....NOT TO WORRY QM'S POSTS ARE NOT A RESULT OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE NOW OR IN THE PAST.

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Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

aliyah

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Dec 15th 2011, 17:30:17

Good Synoder, good.

Galleri, hahaha.

And now I'm the smarterest.

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HEAR ME RAWR!

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KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 15th 2011, 19:58:50

Originally posted by Rico:

Say what you will but IMP has never asked an alliance for a pact, only to later break that pact and FS that alliance.

Oooooo!!!!! BURN!!!! LOL!

Popcom

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Dec 15th 2011, 20:44:41

I've always said i was the smartest, this is just proof...with a good twist.
if i never look at this post again (i often post to stir the pot and never check back) i will continue to be the smartest person who plays EE! :D
<3 u syn

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mdevol

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Dec 15th 2011, 21:03:09

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Rico:

Say what you will but IMP has never asked an alliance for a pact, only to later break that pact and FS that alliance.

Oooooo!!!!! BURN!!!! LOL!

say what you want but you had it coming and for all practical purposes you blatantly, knowingly hit our fdp then after we asked you to stop continued then we gave you an option to stop or get hit and you STILL kept hitting. you deserved every hit you got.

also, i thought you guys already dealt with that and moved on when you "proved your point" by smoking us oop last reset, oh wait...

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

Y

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Dec 15th 2011, 21:05:53

Originally posted by mdevol:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Rico:

Say what you will but IMP has never asked an alliance for a pact, only to later break that pact and FS that alliance.

Oooooo!!!!! BURN!!!! LOL!

oooooooooh!!!! BURN!!! LOL!

~~SOL Member~~

Rico

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Dec 15th 2011, 21:56:13

Originally posted by mdevol:

Stop? You never asked us to stop, your message was you would FS us by weeks end regardless what happens. You also made it clear llaar never called you in.

At that point we had only killed two llaar countries and had already stopped hitting him.

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KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 15th 2011, 22:45:45

Originally posted by Y:

Originally posted by mdevol:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by Rico:

Say what you will but IMP has never asked an alliance for a pact, only to later break that pact and FS that alliance.

Oooooo!!!!! BURN!!!! LOL!

oooooooooh!!!! BURN!!! LOL!

??????? WTF you smoking??????

NightShade

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Dec 16th 2011, 6:19:39

Has to be something good. *robs Y* :P

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Originally posted by Bsnake:

I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 16th 2011, 6:22:56

Ya...LOL

NightShade

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Dec 16th 2011, 7:39:36

Also, #14. If you start an argument with someone, and change the topic of the argument to confuse the person(s) to detract from the fact you're losing your end of the argument, you win by default. :P

SOTA • GNV
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Originally posted by Bsnake:

I was sitting there wondering how many I could kill with one set of chopsticks

KoHeartsGPA

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Dec 16th 2011, 8:30:10

LOL ^^^ Good one!

mdevol

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Dec 16th 2011, 10:19:15

Originally posted by Rico:

i asked you to stop twice in irc before i sent the pm to all of you, i have the logs of it. and you guys even continued to hit llaar once i told you we were hitting you for it.

Surely what a man does when he is caught off his guard is the best evidence as to what sort of man he is. - C.S. Lewis

QM Diver

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Dec 16th 2011, 23:03:51

Originally posted by galleri:

Gal... You scream SO loud! I'm gonna blame you, if I go visually deaf!

YOU MAYBE ON DRUGS, YOU MAY NOT BE....
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Synoder! Love yer show! I'll be smart, for a little while? I'm so excited! Can't wait...

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