Imagine if Earth was mostly girls instead of

AoS

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May 30th 2010, 19:56:09

guys. Think about the wardecs and such.

"We regretfully announce we will be attacking "x". We hope, that in the future, our two alliances can work together and be the best of friends, but for now, "x" are fluffs, and we would be so happy if you could put us on DNH. Hugglies!

or the fa talk.

"Hey! Why did you hit us? That wasn't very nice of you."
"I know, I'm so sorry. I wasn't thinking. You can have your land back. BFF's?"
"Of course. You can keep the land as an act of goodwill. Now lets lez out."

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snawdog

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May 30th 2010, 19:59:02

"Uh Uh!, no that ho' did not just grab my ass! It's on now!"

Edited By: snawdog on May 30th 2010, 19:59:13

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Kyatoru

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May 30th 2010, 20:06:23

That's how most of you pussies talk anyways

+Kya

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May 30th 2010, 20:09:29

u mean "Imagine if Earth was mostly girls instead of geeks who post unrealted stuff on theards that doesn't concern them" :)

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May 30th 2010, 20:12:11

*Sheds a tear for what iMagNum would be like in such a game*

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May 30th 2010, 20:21:42

No need for anyone to get a wad in their Mankini.

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May 30th 2010, 20:25:10

Originally posted by Kyatoru:

That's how most of you pussies talk anyways

hahaha

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May 30th 2010, 20:40:30

Originally posted by AoS:

You've never actually spoken to a girl before, have you? ;)

AoS

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May 30th 2010, 20:50:35

No, but I've heard bad things.

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May 30th 2010, 20:51:49

Actually, I saw a video once, of a female cop chasing a female criminal, and it was by and far one of the funniest things I've ever seen. They were both talking, as the cop was chasing the perp, and were discussing their feelings and how scared they both were.

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May 30th 2010, 21:16:38

Originally posted by Detmer:

You've never actually spoken to a girl before, have you? ;)

This made me giggle.

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May 30th 2010, 21:27:02

With this many posts already, how is it that nobody has made a "that time of the month" joke yet?

Seriously though, I've heard that the biggest difference between male and female flights in basic military training is that the male flights start out as individuals out to protect themselves and eventually come together as a unit under adversity. The female flights more often than not seem to be coalesce under the same adversity much quicker but also seem to grow apart and fracture into small groups or individuals much more often. Thats just the over-generalized trend I've heard third or fourth hand from TI's, so take that for what its worth.

Edited By: Viceroy on May 30th 2010, 21:28:30

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May 30th 2010, 22:20:44

Originally posted by Fooglmog:

*Sheds a tear for what iMagNum would be like in such a game*

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Are you kidding? We'd be the biggest clan out there? Because as we all know, iTavi is a hot piece of ass.

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iBujke: heyya tavi =)
iKeSSie: hey big boy
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Ruthie

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May 30th 2010, 23:10:22

wow ... AoS

I can honestly say I have never sounded that ghey in all my years writing war decs and doing FA

lol

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Fuzzy Logic

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May 30th 2010, 23:20:41

That's because you're not a 13 year old boy, Ruthie.

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May 30th 2010, 23:21:46

true .... just wondering where he got his ideas about how us earth girls are, lol

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May 30th 2010, 23:28:45

I assumed it was from not talking to any girls ever.

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May 30th 2010, 23:41:55

I would have to agree with you Fuzzy lol

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cypress

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May 30th 2010, 23:47:40

ahahahahahahahahahaha

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May 30th 2010, 23:50:19

NOW3P would need something new to type with.

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May 30th 2010, 23:58:27

If earth was mostly girls, every 28 days wars would erupt over irc greetings "Hi" "fluff you, you made my highlights go off fluff." "fluff you rag queen, lets dance" or something like that :)

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May 31st 2010, 0:02:45

But Thunder...Not all of us have psycho PMS like you do....

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May 31st 2010, 0:13:37

I dont think any of us have it like he does :/

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Kuari

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May 31st 2010, 0:15:50

You make a good point...I stand corrected ;)

warlorde

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May 31st 2010, 0:15:56

hahaha thunder you talk as if all girls PMS at the same time

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May 31st 2010, 0:23:26

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May 31st 2010, 0:26:57

Originally posted by warlorde:

hahaha thunder you talk as if all girls PMS at the same time

I've heard that women that hang around each other a ton after a while they get on the same cycle.

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May 31st 2010, 0:30:25

Originally posted by Rico:

Originally posted by warlorde:

hahaha thunder you talk as if all girls PMS at the same time

I've heard that women that hang around each other a ton after a while they get on the same cycle.

well that would envolve us all being buddies....

hmmmmmmm

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May 31st 2010, 4:45:06

I know girls can be fluffes to one another, but I guess like Viceroy said, it seems like they just be fake-nice to each other when they don't know each other, but once they scope each other out they get more personal.

For what it's worth, I try to stay away from crazy people, and most women seem like teh crazy.

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May 31st 2010, 5:01:13

Originally posted by Just A Thought TAM:

NOW3P would need something new to type with.

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May 31st 2010, 5:12:05

Yeah woman get on the same cycles. But yeah the wardecs and FA would not be sooo nice. Woman are great at being backstabbers....we live on the "keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer" line. And I have known alot of females in this game talk smack about each other behind each other's backs.

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May 31st 2010, 6:16:17

Originally posted by iXenomorph:

*iTavi has joined #inumbers

Galleri: Hey Taviii <33
iBujke: heyya tavi =)
iKeSSie: hey big boy
smikke: hiya meann boy..

Right, and that differs from today how?

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May 31st 2010, 6:34:24

Originally posted by Sifos:

Originally posted by iXenomorph:

*iTavi has joined #inumbers

Galleri: Hey Taviii <33
iBujke: heyya tavi =)
iKeSSie: hey big boy
smikke: hiya meann boy..

Right, and that differs from today how?

Why do I feel like this was some strange weird party dream that xeno had after he passed out drunk???

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May 31st 2010, 10:44:13

gal, iMag started righting Earth Empires fan fiction after getting tag killed

I mean it beats restarting, right?

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May 31st 2010, 14:10:15

Originally posted by galleri:

Oh I cant begin to imagine the smack talk that happened behind my back all these years, lol

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May 31st 2010, 14:14:16

the 2 biggest backstabs i witnessed in earth were most definetly perpetrated by men....i think... you see you never know online...;-)

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May 31st 2010, 17:26:14

i have heard stories how femmes have done fa in past.

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Jun 1st 2010, 3:03:12

Originally posted by Dragonlance:

the 2 biggest backstabs i witnessed in earth were most definetly perpetrated by men....i think... you see you never know online...;-)

maybe we are mostly women pretending to be men

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Jun 1st 2010, 4:24:24

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prolly true for some . . .

lol, girls would totally not even post a war-dec until about 4 hours after the FS.

Funny though, some damn memerable alliance leaders have been wiminfolk . . . Ruthless, Dalyx, Patty, Sherita, Dixie, GG . . . I am sure I am forgetting a few (Mafia Mama, morticia, and Wargoddess were not as memerable, though still solid).

My all time greatest FA coup was perpatrated on three of the above . . . I tricked DC, Wargoddess, and Sherita into tag-killing AoDT during a set when I was forced into a pact with AoDT after losing a war with them. I wonder if that implies that girls are gullible . . .

(DC is my boss now, so I am officially in BIG trouble)

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Jun 1st 2010, 6:24:06

Originally posted by archaic:

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My all time greatest FA coup was perpatrated on three of the above . . . I tricked DC, Wargoddess, and Sherita into tag-killing AoDT during a set when I was forced into a pact with AoDT after losing a war with them. I wonder if that implies that girls are gullible . . .

(DC is my boss now, so I am officially in BIG trouble)

This is because you men are tricksters in this game to us woman...

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Jun 1st 2010, 7:43:15

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Sifos:

Originally posted by iXenomorph:

*iTavi has joined #inumbers

Galleri: Hey Taviii <33
iBujke: heyya tavi =)
iKeSSie: hey big boy
smikke: hiya meann boy..

Right, and that differs from today how?

Why do I feel like this was some strange weird party dream that xeno had after he passed out drunk???

I don't drink!

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Jun 1st 2010, 9:36:00

If Earth was led by girls, our greatest Earth holidays would be FOPs!! Full Off Panites!!

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Jun 1st 2010, 12:51:32

and Neimus Markus Sales!!

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archaic

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Jun 1st 2010, 15:11:16

Kill runs would probably have a lot more side chatter . . .

(and math errors on breaks!)

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Ruthie

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Jun 1st 2010, 17:11:22

Thanks archaic for finding me memorable ..... I think ;)

And I always posted my war decs shortly after we started our FS. Some of them were pretty fine decs, lol :P

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Jun 1st 2010, 17:15:51

lol@archaic

gallery can't still count break.

if earthers were all femmes imagine that yell if they break nail.

if earthers were all femmes and some shop has sale coming they would wait days outside shop to be 1st in.

if all earthers were femmes then warchats would be held via webcam and no1 would use irc.

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Jun 1st 2010, 17:24:46

tsk tsk Marshall ... I thought you might know more about earth girls but from your post, apparently not cause not a single one of your analogies is even close to the truth

well .... maybe the one about gallerie counting break cause i dunno how she plays

dont underestimate the earth femme presence cause we can likely kick most of your asses when it comes down to it, lol

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