the rules of the internet.

8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
comment: self explanatory. Unless you have the conch. Then sucks to the rules and sucks to your azzmar!

11. You must have pictures to prove your statement.
comment: wrong. Otherwise I can prove everything with photoshop and ascii art

14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
no. it means I win.


16. There are NO girls on the internet.
which would seem to imply that all pr0n is gay pr0n

19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
this game and its history is solid proof of that.


29. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
wrong. The infinite monkeys CAN divide by zero as proven in Kasparov v the infinite monkeys.


34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created.
36. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions.
the internet is for pron. This would also imply that there is ee pron and ee fetishist out there...

40. Never listen to Martians on earth
no explanation needed ;)

*bans spawn*
:P

69. Diez rocks, screw everyone else. No exceptions.

is it just me that thinks Diez is cute?

69. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE?

mARTIANS GO HOME!!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/...NTQGpJL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

16. There are NO girls on the internet.



wtf ... now how am i gonna waste all the spare time i dont have

notice it says girls, not women.

on second thought, that's just as bad...

If anyone wants to create that EE porn, I'll be available for the next two weeks.

14i. Do not argue with a 14 — it means that 14 wins.

lol@kya

pr0n ftw

ironic...

Irony cannot be defined on the internet

pLow already created EE pron, but nobody is brave enough to view it because of rule #51.

#51 (paraphrased by m2, because I want to) - What has been seen, cannot be unseen

Its true, I do Kill runs naked on webcam