This article is from 2010, but what the hell:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...-guide-for-mens-hair.html

I, for one, think this is one of the few positive steps Iran has taken in quite awhile.

damn

and i was planning to travel to Iran next month

you can't go to Iran because you're a homo, not because you have a mullet.

well played

mrford loves the party in the back

ironically i got my hair cut by an iranian bloke today. I think he was gay. Definetly an eccentric fellow.

pfft all business in the front PARTY IN THE BACK!

What about rat tails, pony tails, soul patches, love patches, mutten chops, sideburns, curly mustaches!

EGADS!

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."

Japan should have listened. Everybody knows hot Asians in school girl outfits instigate tentacle rape and earthquakes!

Yes, short skirts make tentacles aroused and lose control!

Beware the aroused tentacles!

If you want to be safe, just use the "mullet" hair style. It has been proven to deflate any aroused tentacle within 30 feet.

Japanese schoolgirls with mullets... RAWR!