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Ivan Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 16:36:43

an old sol v sof war report from sof archives.

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Mickster leader of SoL comes to do battle and to hammer SoF. He brings 4,000 troops with him. As he reaches the battlefield, suddenly on the crest of a hill there appears a solitary figure, a little lone SoF trooper.

"Hammer of the SoFers?" yells the lone SoFer. "Come up
here, ya SoL bums, and I`ll give you a hammering!"

Mickster turns to his commander and says, "Take 20 men and deal with that
SoF upstart!" The commander sends 20 men over the hill to kill the lone SOFer.

Ten minutes later, at the crest of the hill, the little lone SoFer appears and shouts. "You SoL bums!" he yells. "Come on the rest of you!! Come on, I`ll have you you honour bound hussy fluffs!!!"

Mickster by now is getting somewhat annoyed. He turns to his commander. "Take 100 men and kill that little guttersnipe!" The commander sends 100 men over the hill to do the job.

Ten minutes later, the lone SoFer reappears at the top of the hill again, his hair all sticking up, his shirt a bit torn. "YOU SOL SCUM!" he yells. "I`m just warming up!!! Come and get me!!!"

Mickster loses his patience. "Commander, take 500 men and personally WIPE HIM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" he yells. The commander gulps, but leads 400 men over the crest of the hill.

Ten minutes later, the little SoFer is back. His clothing is all torn, his face is covered in blood, snot and grime, and he yells, "Is that the best you can do???? You`re bloody WIMMIN!!!! Come on, come and have a go ya bunch of Jessies!!!"

Mickster turns to his second in command. "Take 1000 men over that hill and don`t come back till you`ve killed him!" he commands. The second in command gathers the men and they ride off over the hill to their fate.

Five minutes later, one of the SoL troops appears back at the top of
the hill. He`s covered in blood and his clothes are all torn.
"SIR!!" he yells. "It`s a trap!!! There`s TWO of them!!!"


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Murf Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 16:44:24

haha i remmeber that thread

M m i x X Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 17:31:42

yeah! i remember this too... one of my favorites :)
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anoniem Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 17:57:18

i think i'll stick with my current alliance, though that is a funny post
re(ally)tired

Makinso Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 21:42:04

Classic post Ivan heh :-P

dagga Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 22:09:47

Stole that off the Australian army!!
signatures are stupid.
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CC Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 22:50:36

LoL.

That's quite funny...
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cypress Game profile

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Feb 11th 2011, 23:24:10

Hahahahaha!

The declaration on THE LEAGUE was pretty damn funny too ;-)

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Feb 12th 2011, 0:12:36

sounds like sparta
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Ivan Game profile

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Feb 12th 2011, 8:26:33


damatt wrote this and yeah its one of my favourites as well I think i even used it as a war dec once but originally it was a recruiting message

dagga Game profile

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Feb 12th 2011, 8:44:10

Uhh don't give Helmet a big head by bringing up the League dec.

I always remember the 'braces' part. LMAO.
signatures are stupid.
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Tertius Game profile

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Feb 12th 2011, 17:13:38

wasn't this reposted pretty recently too?

gwagers Game profile

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Feb 12th 2011, 18:55:38

Yes, it was posted during the last stage of the SoF/ICN grudge war, if I recall.
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Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Ivan Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:26:28

FFF

Ozzite Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:28:14

OOH OOH

Can I join SoF in 1a?
Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

Evolution Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:30:04

Good old Sof, we woke up one day realising we considered your clan to be old friends rather than rivals.
Not posting on AT as much because Maki/Steeps gave back some of my forums on GHQ. RIP my decade long blog, my blog even had replies from people who are no longer with us :(.

Ivan Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:50:02


everyones welcome ozzite, even you

Ozzite Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:50:37

lies!
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Evolution Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 12:53:05

Won't the quality of your members decline if you let everyone in?
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CaptainTenacious Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 13:07:58

^that is your mother's dilemma aswell

BAZING
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Evolution Game profile

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Feb 13th 2011, 13:27:02

That somewhat makes sense, I suppose ones hourly rate would have to drop if you took on more customers, but at some point there would have to be optimum.

I think my current maximum rate is 170 p/h, though you are only allowed to work for a certain number of hours in a week, at least at that rate. so yes I would have to agree with your incite CT.
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