https://vimeo.com/802288519

Real Men cannot die, they live forever through their legacy. Real legacy cannot be cheated, purpled or erased. What is your legacy? I hope for all of you its something more tangible than the leaderboard in this game. I hope all you Real Men out there find success in your career and also as husbands and fathers. Likewise for the Real Ladies out there.

For those of you wondering, I have been great. I have been surviving on a diet of macdonalds and horse paste, while also plowing my wife regularly. She recently popped another Real baby out.

In my free time I have secretly spent the last two years trying to help LaF become better men. I taught them how to do theBOMB FS (looks pretty good so far). I tried (in vain) to help them with their PR. I also tried (in vain) to help Gerdler, Hash, and Rokkie find a woman who will bear their children.

I did all these things out of the goodness of my heart. And for this I was rewarded, I can confirm the rumours are true...King Gerdler unbanned me.

However, I am sorry to disappoint all of you, but I do not think theBOMB will be returning any time soon, we cannot exist without our fearless leader, chucknorrisb. Unfortunately he ran away to Hawaii to snort cocaine and karate kick hookers and we cannot find proof of life.

Hope you are all doing well.

Love,

Real Man

We summoned you to fulfil your oath. You will suffer us.

Excellent. Ride with me.. one last time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qF13urEo_Y

I’ve not had the pleasure Real Man as I was here back on earthstats 2004? Don’t know which year the last set sss on earthstats days then left for college. I returned 18 months ago. I wish you the best in your return! Best of luck and welcome back

Shut up doug

too cold to fish bro come do elders stuff with us lol

Shut up Buch

Lowkey playa hatin heffer :-)

What a coincidence, I have spent time plowing your wife as well. LaF sucks nuts.

I'm not a heifer I'm a man not an unbred cow

Elders ain't around

There's a few of us around. You'd make 1 more lol

I might be around

Hell yea. Get azn to play his turns and we would have almost the whole original line up back

You're elders?

I hope you do come back so I can kill your countries.

I do not think you want this.

Welcome back real man.

You want them to come back so that you can die at their hands instead of at the hands of mercs?

Superfly - You're not getting off that easy. Keep dreaming buddy.

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I do not think you want this.

Welcome back real man. [/quote]


Don't tell me what i do and don't want. I can want anything I want. That's why it's want. Cause I want. If I want, I want. And you deal. Got it?

EE shtf

Regulators, Mount UP!

You couldn't kill me if I had a 1 acre country.

Never even heard of you before. BlackHole you get that from all the fluffs your ass has swallowed over the years?

Oh knew Buch thought I was a pain once upon a time wait he realizes I was tame in comparison lol

all that aside tho, the video in the OP is GOLD

Literally who? I’ve been banned 2ish years until Lord Gerdler released me so I doubt our giant swords have crossed.



Literally who? Are you Derrick LARPing ? Or wait..are you the resistance chuds? lol, lmao. Word of advice, pay your dues rookie, it’s an unforgiving bunch in these parts.

Also, Real(tm) “Resistance” gets you sanctioned, purpled, and banned in these parts. Are you sure you are the good guys?

Only reason you don't know me is cause you're a has-been.

You can't talk until you get back in the fight. You think you're hot fluff, come prove it. I'm easy to find.


I'll be waiting.

I didn't welcome you back. That is just formatting issues from quoting others.

I'm not Derrick LARPing. Derrick wishes he were as cool as I. He's constantly trying to look cool by giving me lessons on logic.

He hasn't been around in awhile though. Word on the street is he's playing again. I think my gravity brought him back. Just like it's done to you.



You see, the thing about Black Holes is you can't really see them if you don't know how to find them. You're getting sucked in, and before you know it, you're getting shredded as you cross the event horizon.

As you're being dragged through space you'll be thinking 'there is nothing out there, I'm just moving in this way randomly'.


But it's not random. You don't have to understand the forces to be affected by them.


Feel the gravity.

I agree he is the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be!

https://youtu.be/2sSofokAIiw

What's the country name and number. I'll make a country

Kitchen Sink #153.

Come get some.

there you go buch. LOL

OK I git em

You're gonna get wrecked buddy, I welcome the effort though.

pretty sure that number he gave you was an SoL country number but come play with us buch.. we are killing him anyway lol

They were dumb in the past. Probably this one is even dumber click bate.

Is he one of them dirty cheating lafers?

thats a weird way to spell awesome af

Pew pew chevy

It is a weird way to spell a lot of things, awesome AF isn't it though. I am not allowed to say the words I think here lol

Thanks for the kind words kind sirs

I am also a fan of you two degenerates, keep playing the game the way mehul intended in my stead

buch isnt a real man, he could never play earthempires

Fixed it for you, now it actually makes sense.

I am right meow

❤️❤️❤️

Hey RM,

How was the vacation?
Hope your wife is ok after plopping out RM Jr.

In mehul we trust

Amen

:waves:

welcome back. nice vid. we need more chevs I mean RM around here.

lol agreed