i Declare War on Santa - Earth Empires Forum

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Dec 25th 2010, 16:41:03

for invading my land and attempting to impose is socialist ways on my people.

10.2 hours ago
Santa has visited your lands, leaving presents for all your citizens! You awake to find 5 bonus points in your stocking!

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Dec 25th 2010, 20:30:54

fluffing lucky he gave you bonus points, didn't throw a grenade down yer chimney instead ;P

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Dec 25th 2010, 20:42:59

iDeclare war on santa too!

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SakitSaPuwit

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Dec 26th 2010, 0:05:28

I will be doing the police thing during the great Sifos/Link Vs. Santa war!

I doubt anybody will be by shortly to confirm

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

gwagers

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Dec 26th 2010, 2:48:09

Confirmed, if only because I have a random extra point lying around because I got five instead of four and feel like being a Grinch about it. Gift horses, open wide!

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Dec 26th 2010, 15:58:21

Confirmed

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Dec 26th 2010, 17:09:38

I am policing for Santa on this one!

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Dec 27th 2010, 6:43:40

the elves are fs'ing in honor of their FDP, Santa

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Dec 27th 2010, 6:57:24

can't believe Santa had to call in allies

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

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Dec 27th 2010, 10:51:46

Rudolph and co. is policing for the elves as they help their FDP, Santa

-=(M m i x X)=-

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Dec 27th 2010, 19:36:01

santa and the north pole will lose this war regardless of who they call in.. no moral victory for fat boy this year.

i would advise the elves to stay out of this. they will be slaughtered worse than my countries former humanitarians.

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Dec 27th 2010, 20:30:17

The elves will pull some sneaky moves....associated with fluff

https://gyazo.com/...b3bb28dddf908cdbcfd162513

Kahuna: Ya you just wrote the fkn equation, not helping me at all. Lol n I hated algebra.

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Dec 27th 2010, 21:32:20

watch out for the penguins from south pole... they might do an FS on Santa's allies...

-=(M m i x X)=-

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Dec 28th 2010, 0:07:41

the penguins want the north pole back, and after we finish off santa and his kin they shall have it.

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Dec 28th 2010, 0:39:41

Not if my nukes melt it first.

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Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

M m i x X

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Dec 28th 2010, 5:48:42

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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santti

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Dec 28th 2010, 11:51:36

You can't win me!

SanttiE is here again!

gwagers

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Dec 29th 2010, 5:39:54

Santa's getting tricky. His spies are targeting my civilian population with booby-trapped toys. Thankfully, my country is a lot closer to the north pole than Antarctica, so for every kid that gets killed, I invite a penguin up north to take his or her place. They're immune to booby-trapped toys, I notice.

Also, they make damn good spies themselves.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

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Dec 29th 2010, 16:43:56

i was able to confirm that all the "Presents" he gave to our civillians are actually high tech spy devices. i have put a ban on tham and am in the process of a nation wide seek and destroy for any that are holding out. Any civilians that do not comply to my countries new policies will be stoned to death at the one military base my country has.

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gwagers

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Dec 30th 2010, 2:15:58

My penguins are not replying to my repeated queries for information. I fear that the polar bears found them. They're apparently very adept at finding spies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ence-environment-12070732

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

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SakitSaPuwit

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Dec 30th 2010, 4:22:42

Santa tried to recruit me, using Naked Picks of not only Mrs. Clause, but of some of the elfs, and 1 reindeer.

What type of a Santa Clan would do that?

ps Reindeer games, involve much eggnog

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

santti

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Dec 30th 2010, 22:26:10

BTW all the reindeers are naked...

SanttiE is here again!

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Dec 31st 2010, 18:27:59

lol ell yea

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Jan 1st 2011, 2:36:56

You'll never guess who the photographer was...

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Marshal

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Jan 1st 2011, 20:18:56

el pello.

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LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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Jan 2nd 2011, 1:08:04

lol

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gwagers

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Jan 2nd 2011, 3:25:01

Granted, I only worked on the shoots where the reindeer were being modeled by hot elves in bikinis.

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Marshal

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Jan 2nd 2011, 20:46:53

^weirdo

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gwagers

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Jan 3rd 2011, 3:31:54

...FEMALE elves in bikinis. You have no room to criticize, Marshal.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Marshal

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Jan 3rd 2011, 20:30:07

santa doesn't have female elves working for him.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 4th 2011, 4:04:05

Quit believing our propaganda department, Marshal. We only say that to keep our men from switching sides to fight for their women.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

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Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

santti

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Jan 4th 2011, 7:06:42

Female elves are in harem, so basically all the elves are brothers...

SanttiE is here again!

Marshal

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Jan 4th 2011, 20:34:42

and sisters.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 5th 2011, 4:26:41

I really do have to give those propaganda people some time off. They've really been laying it on thick this time around.

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Marshal

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Jan 5th 2011, 20:15:24

its teh truth.

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ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 6th 2011, 4:45:28

Well, if there ever was an elf harem, I stole it. Santa and his male elves have lost their fighting strength. The penguins are making gains on every front. The north pole will be erected as part of my triumphal arch within the week.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

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Jan 6th 2011, 20:32:37

its good to have dreams.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

SakitSaPuwit

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Jan 7th 2011, 4:48:44

It gives the rest of us something to stomp on!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

gwagers

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Jan 7th 2011, 4:54:59

Marshal, whose side are you on, exactly? I'm beginning to wonder if you're the reason my penguin spies keep disappearing.

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Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

santti

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Jan 7th 2011, 6:30:48

Idiot.
There are no penguins in North Pole and there is no land in North Pole,
Santa and his family lives in Korvatunturi, Finland!

SanttiE is here again!

Marshal

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Jan 7th 2011, 20:48:54

lol@santtie

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Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Sifos

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Jan 7th 2011, 21:49:12

why isn't this thread dead yet?

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gwagers

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Jan 7th 2011, 22:23:17

Originally posted by santti:

Idiot.
There are no penguins in North Pole and there is no land in North Pole,
Santa and his family lives in Korvatunturi, Finland!

I think we've been over why the penguins are up there. Kindly read the thread.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

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Marshal

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Jan 8th 2011, 20:14:41

santa kidnapped those.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 9th 2011, 5:15:02

Only the ones I sent up there as spies.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Marshal

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Jan 9th 2011, 21:15:14

still counts.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 10th 2011, 2:58:04

Some of them are likely still around. I highly doubt Santa is that efficient.

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Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Kuari

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Jan 10th 2011, 3:07:20

Clearly you've missed the point here, Pelo. Marshal IS Santa!

gwagers

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Jan 10th 2011, 3:46:53

...Then I KNOW he's not that efficient. Hell, if that's who I've been fighting for all this time, I've already taken over the majority of the northern ice cap and didn't even know it!

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

santti

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Jan 10th 2011, 7:59:37

Fried penquins are verry tasty!

But I still declare that there are 0 penguins near the north pole.
Elves have found some of them near equator so they don't need to go hunt so south than earlier.

SanttiE is here again!