i Declare War on Santa - Earth Empires Forum

Marshal

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Jan 10th 2011, 21:36:37

what santtie said.

*smacks el pöllö*

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gwagers

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Jan 11th 2011, 2:44:29

...Screw it then.

*nukes northern ice cap*

Everyone currently in a coastal area, MOVE.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Marshal

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Jan 11th 2011, 20:23:18

incl. you.

gwagers

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Jan 12th 2011, 2:52:09

I live quite inland, actually. I'd be a lot more worried about anyone in Scandinavia, honestly.

Or those folks in Queensland.

santti

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Jan 12th 2011, 7:04:37

Like I told you
Santa lives in korvatunturi which height is 486 meters from sea level...

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Marshal

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Jan 12th 2011, 22:59:43

and ig pelo melts whole northpole then he gets drowned too unless moves to himalaya.

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Jan 12th 2011, 23:04:28

meh, according to the NASA images on my Wii, there ain't no dang ice anywhere near the Northpole.

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gwagers

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Jan 13th 2011, 2:50:17

Then Santa has drowned already. I win.

Link

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Jan 13th 2011, 3:41:59

i will be FSing santa as soon as summer starts, with my full military mite.

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gwagers

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Jan 13th 2011, 3:50:37

Let me get this straight. YOU declared war on Santa and haven't even sent in the jets yet?! It seems I won this war on my own; if you want to drop your bombs in the ocean as a futile gesture, be my guess, but your men had better have radioactive suits on, because otherwise your next generation is going to look nasty.

And another thing, the deep-sea oil reserves up there are MINE. I won them by right. And my floating turrets will keep them.

Link

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Jan 13th 2011, 4:11:45

this is my war.. im just taking it slow

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gwagers

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Jan 13th 2011, 5:03:13

The war is over, Santa lost, and I own his elf harem. Go away or face the awesomeness that is my propaganda machine!

Junky

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Jan 13th 2011, 6:25:01

I wonder if this thread would ever be a feature for how crazy we could be :-P watch out for him... he's Declaring war on Santa.

I Maybe Crazy... But atleast I'm crazy.

santti

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Jan 13th 2011, 10:03:17

That's totally useless,
Santa is immortal...
wait for next Xmas!

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Marshal

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Jan 13th 2011, 22:04:31

junky: this ain't worst earthers can do.

gwagers

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Jan 13th 2011, 22:05:42

Santa may be immortal, but now he has nowhere to live and I have his oil reserves. And more importantly, his harem.

Junky

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Jan 14th 2011, 4:43:06

Originally posted by Marshal:

junky: this ain't worst earthers can do.

I'll give you that... this definantly isn't the Earth2025 times.

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SakitSaPuwit

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Jan 19th 2011, 5:26:32

Stupid Reindeer pooped on my lawn!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

santti

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Jan 19th 2011, 11:45:23

Sorry SakitSaPuwit,

Gwagers you probably didn't realize that:
Santas village is totally safe under ground of Korvatunturi.
Santa doesn't need oil. Reindeers are just for some fun and the sledge is more like space ship / time machine, not oil needing old technology motors.
His harem is also at the safe place, you got only some old orchs which are used for dirty work like cleaning reindeer azzez. You can keep them. Its very easy to get more of those.

SanttiE is here again!

Marshal

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Jan 19th 2011, 23:16:07

sakit: that reinderr fertilized your lawn for free, be happy.

gwagers

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Jan 20th 2011, 5:27:11

If Santa has no need for oil, then he won't mind that I took the north pole reserves.

And then I'll invade Finland to finish (wow, that was unintentional, I swear) the job.

Marshal

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Jan 20th 2011, 22:54:52

*pours sugar on pelo's tanks*

gwagers

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Jan 21st 2011, 1:16:15

What's that supposed to do?

Kuari

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Jan 21st 2011, 2:47:18

Stall them, maybe? I don't know, who can explain the inner workings of Marshal's mind???

SakitSaPuwit

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Jan 21st 2011, 3:30:30

eggnog battered Penguin!!!
now thats a BBQ!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

Marshal

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Jan 21st 2011, 21:35:28

sugar on gasoline = bad for engine

Kuari

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Jan 21st 2011, 21:51:07

Oohh..you meant in, not on. How silly of me, I should have guessed.

Link

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Jan 21st 2011, 22:22:24

we have to wait until next Christmas.. as you all know santa is magical and his base of operation (or "country") is only visible durring the cristmas set. i like to declare war a year in advance because i am a gentlemen and thats what a gentlemen does..

i mean, sure i could have just kept my FS a secret, i could have easily killed half of the reindeer fleet before posting my dec, but i decided to be a nice guy and let it be known well in advance.

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Kuari

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Jan 21st 2011, 22:49:48

Link, you're not a gentleman, you're an elf. I think this is some kind of rebellion against your elf relatives 'working' for a large Finnish man.

gwagers

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Jan 22nd 2011, 20:39:42

And who says that you and your sugar is getting anywhere near my tanks, Marshal? Do you really think my supply corps is that bad at figuring out who is and is NOT supposed to be working on my equipment?

And Santa won't have a base next year unless he decides to take up residence on Antarctica... in which case the penguins that didn't take part in this war will destroy him before he can even set up his workshop.

Marshal

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Jan 23rd 2011, 21:54:55

yes i do pelo.

gwagers

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Jan 23rd 2011, 22:07:32

Then you are sorely delusional. Evidently any war I fight against you will be won within an hour of the declaration. :P

santti

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Jan 24th 2011, 6:47:14

gwagers
You really forget the super power + magic of Santa.

Its better for you to let your ping-pong-queens just eat fish which is the best they can do

SanttiE is here again!

Marshal

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Jan 24th 2011, 22:08:06

you wish pelo.

gwagers

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Jan 25th 2011, 6:30:13

My penguins prefer sabotage to ping-pong, just to let you know. It's more exciting for them.

Link

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Jan 25th 2011, 8:02:15

noobs..

i will be teching heavily in the secret arcane tech needed to break through santa's magical defenses.. it will not be easy and i may have to gather allies to make it work.

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gwagers

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Jan 25th 2011, 20:38:26

I leech tech from the people who know how to do it, not the other way around. If you're teching arcane secret tech, I'll be sure to take some from you.