i Declare War on Santa - Earth Empires Forum

gwagers

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Jan 27th 2011, 1:00:07

If sending in the jets counts as "penetration," then yeah, a three-way. As for what Link did, let's just say he has an awful sense of humor, and he CAN'T FRAKKING READ A CALENDAR. <--Truth.

Peloponnese (PEHL-oh-puh-NEES): a mythical land of cheesecake

"We cannot enter into alliance with neighboring princes until we are acquainted with their designs..."--Sun Tzu

Who has time for that? BLAST THEM ALL!

Kuari

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Jan 27th 2011, 1:05:13

I'm considering having my owl minions declare war on Link's elves in light of the events of last night :|

gwagers

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Jan 27th 2011, 1:07:19

I'll FA you owl treats so you don't have to worry about market oil prices.

Link

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Jan 27th 2011, 3:47:24

i pissed off quite a few last night it would seem lol.. not sorry about it.. hands down the most fun i have had round here in ages :P

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gwagers

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Jan 27th 2011, 5:10:59

I'm beginning to see why we are on opposite sides of the aisle on Team server...

Link

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Jan 27th 2011, 7:15:57

i have managed to hide from kuaris wrath all day without trying.. i doubt i will be able to do so again.. tho i was so very much hoping to have the owls with me come time to invade the fat mans house

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Kuari

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Jan 28th 2011, 0:47:59

You hid because I allowed you to hide :P

And you kinda blew it, Link...I think I might have to side with Santa, now...

gwagers

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Jan 28th 2011, 5:58:48

^My offer of free owl treats is rescinded. I will not FA allies of Santa by any means.

Link

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Jan 28th 2011, 6:07:19

i urge you to reconsider, the owl brigade will make a strong ally for us.. but i would hate to see them plucked from the sky over the north pole all over a fairly funny prank :P

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Kuari

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Jan 28th 2011, 12:04:14

You only think it was funny because some one other than you got woken up at 2am :P

Marshal

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Jan 29th 2011, 1:34:08

let's kill him. link not santa.

Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

gwagers

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Jan 29th 2011, 16:26:51

Santa is priority target. But that doesn't mean that we can't missile Link to regain readiness.

Marshal

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Jan 29th 2011, 20:55:35

*sends all chems and nukes onto link*

Link

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Feb 1st 2011, 7:48:14

/me eats them

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Marshal

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Feb 1st 2011, 20:41:51

*sees link to explode*

mission accomplished, returning to the base.

Link

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Feb 1st 2011, 20:50:56

base internet cliche time!

All yer Base r belong 2 us!..

also,

im in your your base, killing your d00dz

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SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 3rd 2011, 1:27:57

ya'all base's belong to us,
ho ho ho!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

Marshal

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Feb 3rd 2011, 20:21:12

link lies as usual.

Link

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Feb 4th 2011, 12:15:39

ell nah, i tellz no lies here

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SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 8th 2011, 6:39:00

OMG!!!
Sol killed Santa!!!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

Marshal

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Feb 8th 2011, 21:24:52

oh really?

SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 9th 2011, 4:13:58

Originally posted by Marshal:

oh really?

Really!!!

(02/07/2011 07:52:20 GT K3nts land (#38) (SOLxK3nt) Santa Claus (#68) (S0LxK3nt) BR 5 Civs / 1 Blds Kill)

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

santti

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Feb 9th 2011, 9:54:25

The rumors of my death really surprise me...

SanttiE is here again!

SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 9th 2011, 15:35:57

Santa Lives?

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

Marshal

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Feb 9th 2011, 21:04:50

santa can't be killed.

SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 9th 2011, 23:39:36

Zombie Santa!!!!

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

gwagers

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Feb 14th 2011, 3:11:09

This is why we had the zombie apocalypse people waiting in reserve.

Marshal

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Feb 14th 2011, 21:40:16

*throws firebombs on those*

SakitSaPuwit

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Feb 15th 2011, 5:16:15

omg
iMag burned Santa's village to the ground!

R Reptiles Eat People (#49) [iMagNum] --> SANTAs VILLAGE (#368) [xNAx] -- 7C/3B KILL

but what do i know?
I only play this game for fun!

gwagers

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Feb 15th 2011, 5:17:49

Well, at least I won't have to worry about cutting off his supply lines now...

santti

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Feb 15th 2011, 7:14:45

SANTAs VILLAGE was just for marketing... you can't find the secret supply lines in china.

SanttiE is here again!

Link

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Feb 16th 2011, 11:58:17

come december i WILL find the jolly fat man. and he will pay for his unlawful trespass's in my lands

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Marshal

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Feb 16th 2011, 21:17:51

santa has un's permission to travel across world.

gwagers

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Feb 17th 2011, 18:22:55

As someone's sig conveniently reminds us, "The UN is a dud."

Marshal

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Feb 17th 2011, 21:15:20

and so?

gwagers

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Feb 18th 2011, 19:50:41

So I really don't care that they gave their permission, because I'm going to shoot him down anyway. After which I'll expand my campaign against any UN-related interference that tries to punish me for it.