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Akula Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 11:39:17

congrats Ivan and Alley :)
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Riddler Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 12:10:49

so who is the father? lol jk man, Congratz on the new best friend you will ever have!

spawn Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 17:47:32

congrats man! :D
/slap iZarcon

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NukEvil Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 19:24:03

Congrats!

Now maybe we can kill your country when you're busy changing diapers! Woooooweeeee!!
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mdemon Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 19:26:39

lol

PapaSmurf Game profile

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Oct 24th 2011, 19:42:54

I had my first in may, it'll change everything....in a good way :)

Chadius Game profile

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377

Oct 25th 2011, 4:25:18

I wish they stayed in that cute little stage. That way they wouldn't be able to say they hate you and you messed up their life, when you ground them from their cell phone for bad grades. lol
LAF

Martin-l Game profile

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Oct 25th 2011, 12:21:07

Congrats!

Detmer Game profile

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Oct 25th 2011, 14:31:43

Congratulations!

Patience Game profile

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Oct 25th 2011, 14:38:22

Wow... my little Ivan has a baby now? We're so old!!! lol Congrats! :D
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archaic: Patty, if it was you wearing it, I'd consider a fuzzy pink pig suit to be lingerie. Patty makes pork rock.

de1i Game profile

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Oct 25th 2011, 16:30:14

Congrats!

Marshal Game profile

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Oct 25th 2011, 17:05:42

patty is older than most earthers. :P
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

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sigma Game profile

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406

Oct 25th 2011, 20:55:43

Cool. Congrats.

NukEvil Game profile

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Oct 26th 2011, 12:09:51

Yep, I can see it now:


Ivan's adventures in early parenting: A tragedy in One Act


2:45 AM:  Ivan and Alley are sleeping peacefully in their bed.  Their recent addition to the family 
is sleeping peacefully in the next room, but will be waking up soon.



Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! WAAAHH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!


Told you so.


Ivan: 
grumbles, turns over, looks at clock
Again? How many times is this? The third time? Fourth time?


Alley: 
groggy, not moving
It's still your night, sweetheart.


Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Ivan: 
rolls out of bed, wipes eyes
Yeah, yeah...Hang on, I'm coming! 
walks out of room, lowers voice
you little spawn...


Ivan: 
walks into nursery
Oh my god! 
shouting
Honey! What did you feed him tonight? It stinks worse than our neighbor's house after a fumigation!


Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!


Ivan: Ok, ok, let's get this over with. 
starts changing diaper
Oh, man! 
shouting
Honey! I think he got into the crayons again!


Alley: 
says something unintelligible



Ivan: 
shouting
What?


Alley: 
just barely understandable
Your cell phone keeps vibrating. Come and see what's going on.


Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! 
squirt



Ivan: Crap, he wasn't done yet!


Alley: Honeeeeyyyyy!


Ivan: I'm coming! I'm coming! 
walks toward bedroom



Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!


Ivan: 
reaches side of bed, picks up cell phone
It's a bunch of text messages. 
reads the most recent message

BOOM. Headshot. Love, Anoniem. Well, crap.


Baby: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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ArsenalMD Game profile

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Oct 26th 2011, 12:20:05

congrats from everyone at MD - this is great news

ArsenalMD Game profile

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Oct 26th 2011, 12:20:58

congrats from everyone at MD - this is great news

Marshal Game profile

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Oct 26th 2011, 18:54:12

lol@nukevil
Patience: Yep, I'm with ELK and Marshal.

ELKronos: Patty is more hairy.

Gallery: K at least I am to my expectations now.

LadyGrizz boobies is fine

NOW3P: Morwen is a much harsher mistress than boredom....

Kitty Game profile

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Oct 30th 2011, 12:19:59

Congratulations!!!

pslayer Game profile

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Oct 30th 2011, 15:02:40

Congratulations, Ivan.

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