First off I want to point out that this is my opinion and my opinion only. I am breaking MD Policy and posting this on the forums, but I feel this needs to be let out.

There is a lot of bad feelings between our alliances right now and to be honest, this is not going to solve that unless you admit you fluff up.

Today I was eating at Wendy's and ordered my all time favorite meal. This meal consist of a double Baconator, French Fries, and a Chocolate Frosty. This is what elite human beings consider to be the nectar of the gods. As I started to eat my meal, I was texted and informed that your alliance had started to attack my nation.

In my panic to log into my phone, and as a result of your actions, I knocked the chocolate frosty all over my lap. This action cost me precious seconds, and therefor you were able to kill me in your 46 second kill run on my nation Admiral Ackbar.

Now I don't care that you killed my nation. I shall return and keep hitting you over and over again. I also don't care that you first struck my alliance as we are willing to fight you even if we loose.

However, taking my chocolate frosty before I was able to dip my french fries into it is something that I will NEVER forgive. It was like eating a hot dog with no bun...eating toast with no butter...eating cereal with no milk...having sex with no partner (well not really).

This act will not go unpunished, and your war of cruel and unusual tactics will not be forgotten. I vow to avenge that Frosty and from this day forward, it shall be the battle call I yell when I hit the attack button on you.

LaF saved your life from diabetes.

Spoken Like a true American.

RIP Frosty :(

this is what war is suppose to be about.. fun.. and funny :)

Buy another Frosty then? :)

As if you will let a game get in the way of eating Frosties!

If you haven't made a restart may I suggest "A Frosty Revenge" for your name? =P

We love our Mags.

You called?

You can eat frosty off your lap! Man up!

Triple Baconator > Double Baconator



True story...it is pretty damn good...



But Xin is right...why not just buy another frosty for $1 and more dipped goodness?

epic post!

and PS, make your own baconator. it's a million times better than Wendy's. :)

pang.. id like u to refer ur statement to a old eddie murphy comedy. it was either delirious or Raw.. making ur own burger instead of buying one from mcdonalds is like eating a welfare burger..

There is another fatal flaw to that thought. There is no way I can get as many calories as they do into those burgers. It has to be magic. I know when I'm bested...

Anti dusting agent is high in calories.

MAGIC!

Wendys was open for one month in Christchurch before the earthquake destroyed the building.

This tells me Wendy's is evil and Mother Nature brought the earthquake to Christchurch because she doesnt want us to eat Wendy's

OR Wendys is the light, the savior, the truth and the devil wanted it destroyed. True story.

hahaha

good read =)

<3

My next choc frosty will be in your honour.

this is the best thread of the war so far... props to Magellan ;)

i thought i was the only one who liked dipping my fries in a frosty. thats the only way to eat them (they suck otherwise).

BAD LAfers...

+1

MD is loose?

lmfaoihfapmp

You keep eating this fluff, and it wont be just your country thats dead :P

Haha.

+1

if only we can get SG to stop eating chipotle also

dammit this thread made me hungry

??

Magellan vs Son Goku

for the biggest-looser championship of the LaF/MD war!

Hey Chipotle can be good for you if you order the right thing!

damn, now I must have a frosty

This is probably a Laf conspiracy to drive up global frosty prices prior to a massive frosty buyout

Mags, On behalf of LaF, I am sorry for the loss of your frosty. I do not think any LaFfer would condone such an outrageous act. The killing of innocent bystanders during wars is what creates extremest and terrorists and we don't want that.

I would offer personalty sending reps to your restart, but we both know that will not make up for the loss of a near and dear friend. You and that frosty frolicking through the park, exchanging loving glances with rosy bashful cheeks. I get choked up just thinking about it.

So I am going to give you my email address and if you want to send me your address I will overnight you a new Frosty. Meticulously packed in dry ice with a leak proof lid. I know it wont be the same, but perhaps a rebound Frosty is what you need to get back in the saddle.

With great sadness,
FireFly - Designated LaF Drunk

I like you.

Lmao :)

I personally have no hate towards Laf either.

I was actually talking to two guys while they were demo'ing me (12-13 failed) haha. One guy said his name was Cheap, I couldn't stop laughing. Another guy told me he loved me, I told him I loved him more. War is fun and at the end of the day its JUST a game.

PS I do not eat frostys so I will be harder to kill :P

yah

<3

all good fun

Do you eat Chipotle, Pride? Hehe

rofl Firefly, well played

MMMMMMMMM french fries dipped in a frosty yum!

No lol.

I feel like ice cream now though!!

Please take advantage of this.

I know right. A frosty does sound delicious. Too bad the nearest one is 30-45 minutes away in another county. Damn it! Frosty injustice! But I do have a DQ one block away, and they have Blizzards. o.O

Great read!

I want a pic of the dry ice pack when you get it Mags.