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smlandau84

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Dec 5th 2019, 16:10:09

How do I Join?

smlandau84

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Dec 4th 2019, 19:37:17

Braden are you still ResDogs FA? I have a question for you if you are. Am looking for FA for might ResDogs.

smlandau84

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Dec 4th 2019, 17:05:22

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by galleri:

You are killing me here smalls.

So did you remember I went to the U of Arizona, graduated in HS in Tucson, streaked in Nogales and tubed down the Salt River and got 3rd degree sunburn (gawd that sucked)?

Did you do all this not in the front, but in the butt?

Actually my sunburn was all on my back and partially my butt. It sucked I couldn't sit right for weeks and sitting on the toilet was even brutal.
I had forgotten, I got dragged through the rapids there that day too. If those are still a part of that river. Do people still tube down the Salt?

I went once when I was in college. But as far as I know people still do.

Based on some information you shared with me via private message I can only imagine sitting on the toilet is often a challenge for you. Maybe that is whay inspired the country name: Not in the front but in the Butt #69

smlandau84

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Dec 4th 2019, 15:29:15

Originally posted by galleri:

Did you do all this not in the front, but in the butt?

smlandau84

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Dec 4th 2019, 14:50:08

Originally posted by galleri:

Fake colors are worse than real colors.

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 23:55:32

Galleri i live in southern Arizona. I dont know if you have ever been here, but most people speak spanish and even less speak English. And i am very polite so i always mind my Ps and Ts. When someone asks me Cual color es la assphault i say Negro Plz and Gracias!

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 23:53:52

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by galleri:

No.
Just no.
Now you love marshal. So that is what you get for testing me lol
So end the convo on you all think the wording was appropriate.
Had you said Negro river, or Negro beans. Then fine.
But Negro please. I am not stupid.

Would you have changed the name if it was Blanco Plz?

No, the media has not made that color taboo.

I am colorblind when it comes to people. I see all people as fluffy rainbows.

The media doesn't agree with you, in their eyes you're a bigoted privileged white male

What makes you think i am white or male?

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 23:42:15

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by galleri:

Would you have changed the name if it was Blanco Plz?

No, the media has not made that color taboo.

I am colorblind when it comes to people. I see all people as fluffy rainbows.

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 23:39:56

When someone asks me how i like my coffee i say Negro Plz.

When someone asks me what river would you like to see next, i say Negro Plz.

When asked if i would like some liicorice.. i say Negro Plz!
Totally appropriate.

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 23:35:56

Originally posted by galleri:

Would you have changed the name if it was Blanco Plz?

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Dec 3rd 2019, 22:12:40

Originally posted by braden:

I thought the mods all agreed nigga was bueno but the hard er end was muey malo

The "inappropriate" word was negro. No need to take this to the next level.

Negro is a river in South America. My business is named after a different river. I don't understand why the mods publicly hate rivers. This is absurd.

Negro is also a color in the Spanish language. Someone, possibly me, named a country "Negro Plz." The Negro is my favorite river. Negro is also my favorite color, which is not surprising since Negro is my favorite river. What's funny about all the is the Negro river isn't black. So why do they call it the Negro River?

Negro please simply means, I want some Negro River, big time!

I will try this county name again, if it was mine, on a different server with a different mod and we will find out if the mod on this Team server was being biased. I think he/SHE was... She's a well known RD hater. But she loves the Mr. White and refuses to give her colored children colors, even though they were born colored. Natural born colors.

I Heart USSR and all Soviets. Cheap cigs cans be mail ordered from Ukraine. The best Soviet State.

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 18:49:26

Originally posted by galleri:

It was N**** please.....
It is now something better lol
you guys used to be better at this.

I think that is rediculous. I saw that country name it was not vulgar nor offensive. What do you have against Rivers?

Direct From Websters:

Negro geographical name
Ne·gro | \ ˈnā-(ˌ)grō , ˈne-\
Definition of Negro (Entry 2 of 2)
1river 400 miles (640 kilometers) long in south central Argentina flowing east into the Atlantic
2river 1400 miles (2253 kilometers) long in eastern Colombia and northern Brazil flowing into the Amazon River
3river 434 miles (698 kilometers) long in central Uruguay flowing southwest into the Uruguay River

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 9:29:42

Originally posted by braden:

The judge made him swear on a bible that he wouldn't loiter around elementary schools any more.

Not true. Uncle Seth still goes to elementary schools. Almost daily.

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Dec 3rd 2019, 2:10:38

Originally posted by mrcuban:

“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles”

looking for a place to call home in EE? Discover your inner hero at HERO.

Let’s bring back the fun to EE.

Forum message or ingame message is fine.

HERO sucks my nuts. You should try the following.

Keep the H. Switch the O and the E. Change the R to a M. Replace the original O which was switched to and E with an O. Add a S. What do you have? Clan HOMOS.

smlandau84

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Dec 3rd 2019, 2:05:24

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by galleri:

That is not the one I changed lol

Please change this one it is making me gag just thinking about how vulgar the country name is. This butt stuff is not ok in my Bible which I hold dearly close to thy heart.

The only time you held a Bible close to your heart was in your previous life where you were a nun. And you sinned horribly. You brought a knife to a swordfight and now you are Seth.

Don't judge me. For I amith galleri so if thou forth judge thy other in truth thy judge thyself.

smlandau84

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:13:10

Originally posted by galleri:

That is not the one I changed lol

Please change this one it is making me gag just thinking about how vulgar the country name is. This butt stuff is not ok in my Bible which I hold dearly close to thy heart.

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Dec 2nd 2019, 21:03:17

Originally posted by galleri:

That is not the one I changed lol

Maybe it should be. Some people think when they get #69 it's ok to be inappropriate. I don't agree.

smlandau84

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Dec 2nd 2019, 20:17:11

The Country of NOT IN THE FRONT BUT IN THE BUTT (#69) ???

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Dec 2nd 2019, 3:51:38

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

Originally posted by smlandau84:

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

Originally posted by Helmut:

Originally posted by Instigator:

Are you a Helmet knockoff? Looks like you tried to take Brian's nick but got a typo

Maybe he had teh typo, I've been Helmut since... Apr 7th 2010, 18:25:34

2010 was a good year. 1 won 1a 3 out of 4 times. I really fluff the bed and landed in 2nd that 4th set

Investigator do you know who won that reset i got 2nd place?

Tits didn't you and silver win 4 in a row in Alliance in 2012?

That is slightly more than 99% accurate. But what i did in team in 2012 and 2013 is even more impressive.

Is it true you talk to yourself on the forums because there's no one else to talk to since this game is entirely deserted?

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Dec 2nd 2019, 3:36:10

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

Originally posted by Helmut:

Originally posted by Instigator:

Are you a Helmet knockoff? Looks like you tried to take Brian's nick but got a typo

Maybe he had teh typo, I've been Helmut since... Apr 7th 2010, 18:25:34

2010 was a good year. 1 won 1a 3 out of 4 times. I really fluff the bed and landed in 2nd that 4th set

Investigator do you know who won that reset i got 2nd place?

Tits didn't you and silver win 4 in a row in Alliance in 2012?

smlandau84

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Nov 26th 2019, 3:54:45

Originally posted by galleri:

Mine is open, but I don't have balls, I only have a vagina. So I think this thread isn't relevant to me.
Actually let me get out of here before this is some odd lemon party action Chevs is trying to start.

You said "Mine is open... I only have a vagina"

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Nov 26th 2019, 3:13:40

http://www.earthempires.com/profile/12574

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Nov 26th 2019, 2:31:29

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

Mr. Titanium is an actice express mod. Only modding Express but will be playing Express too.

Mods plz confirm

Confirmed, effective this upcoming set Titanium will be an express mod and the first mod allowed to play on a server he mods. Good luck to all.

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Nov 25th 2019, 16:59:36

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:

Stop picking on my friends, Seth, not Kool bro, not kool

Who's Seth?

smlandau84

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Nov 25th 2019, 16:54:12

?!@!WDUSJD

smlandau84

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Nov 25th 2019, 5:02:42

Braden is still the acting hfa of ResDogs. No changes here.

smlandau84

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Nov 25th 2019, 3:49:05

Confirmed. Braden is still hfa of resdogs

smlandau84

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Nov 25th 2019, 3:01:06

Celphi sucks nuts. Everyone knows that.

smlandau84

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Nov 25th 2019, 1:26:27

I was

3 Mr Titanium (#9) 27,665 $34,261,153 CG

I got in a couple tiffs but it was fun. Thanks to all for a well played round.

smlandau84

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Nov 24th 2019, 4:45:48

First of all, the name is totally inapropes and he should have immediately be deleted.

Second, a friend of mine sent me this info using the in game messaging app to let me know about how he was being cyber bullied. I would definitely say what im lane kiffin a fat phuck (#4) has done is cyber bullying to the fullest degree. Cyber bullying is real and it is a crime. Let's take a stance together, mods, and delete this little prick for being a fluff. Once again, this is not my country, someone sent me this information through the in game messaging system prior to us coordinating an attack on #4.

1.6 days ago
A chemical missile from im lane kiffin a fat phuck (#4) was launched at your lands, destroying:
You destroyed:
8328 Civilians
296 Buildings

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A chemical missile from im lane kiffin a fat phuck (#4) was launched at your lands!
It was stopped by your defenses! Your SDI has been slightly weakened.

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smlandau84

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Nov 23rd 2019, 23:14:16

Originally posted by galleri:

It is Mehul

Patel? I heard so sold the rights to E2025 to pang for $1 CAD

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Nov 23rd 2019, 5:40:00

Originally posted by 6pack:

Can you say COOPERATION. Hey celphi why didnt you attack #11 back after all those deliberate DR attacks on you? LOL

I agree, obvious DR abuse and cheating.

Mods pleaae delete 11 16 and 4

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Nov 21st 2019, 3:43:58

Originally posted by eevess:

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

Confirmed. Braden is head FA don't fluff with RD. We'll slaughter everyone you know.

i see you being slaughter

I will fluff on you i don't care who you are

smlandau84

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Nov 20th 2019, 1:43:49

No. I'll kill you because you don't know how to fight, boy.

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Nov 19th 2019, 21:40:40

whos swalwell? Probably not anyone worth knowing.

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Nov 19th 2019, 14:08:07

Originally posted by Z [Post Script]:

Getting suicided on by an unskilled halfwit (and ironically by someone charged with making the game better) isn't my idea of fun or of the best way to spend my time. So I'm packing it up and am not going to play a game where the admins condone behavior where someone half-assing it can so easily wreck a skilled player. I was easily going to finish 1st or 2nd this reset (even before what happened to LaF), but I was expecting this outcome the whole reset. Which itself is a statement on the state of the game. The admins might have their reasons for allowing this type of gameplay, but I reserve my right to be bewildered at their reasoning and to do something else instead.

As far as Post Script goes, I obviously won't be there. And Servant went MIA after collecting his first 20 bonus acres this set. So I'll be leaving you all in the capable hands of chevs and Derrick. I wish you all luck under their leadership!

Grow some balls and protect yourself

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Nov 19th 2019, 3:52:09

Originally posted by galleri:

I meditated.
And during that time an answer arrived.
The entire server will be deleted.

This would do wonders for many people's lives. Good call.

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Nov 19th 2019, 3:25:29

I'd appreciate it if you don't talk about how large by junk is on AT.

Thanks

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Nov 19th 2019, 1:34:06

Galleri wtf! You're going to let Tits run multies? Can i run multies too since you and Tits can?

smlandau84

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Nov 18th 2019, 17:51:06

Originally posted by galleri:

Originally posted by Mr Titanium:

First of all you are my favorite mod.

Second, I wanted to let you know I am running multies this upcoming set.

Mr Titanium #8
Mr Titanium #9

and maybe some more I haven't created yet. I just wanted to let you know ahead of time so there are no issues during the round. Can you please approve these countries?

Thanks,
Tits

Sounds legit.
I mean I am you. So it is me running all the countries. As a matter a fact I am running every country on express.

Does that make it easy to win?

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Nov 18th 2019, 13:18:26

eevess you my boy blue. You know I would never hit you. And to set the records straight, I have not hit Emily. Do not confuse the person and the country name please.

And braden does such good FA work. Just reach out to him. He will clean things up for you.