“Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant.“Here and there,” said the young man.“What do you do for a living?”“This and that.”“Take him away,” said the judge. The young man said, “Wait a minute! When a minute! When will I get out?”The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”(The judge thinks that the young man did not respond to his questions in a serious way, so he returns the favor in his response.)



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When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2).Years later, when I felt she was old enough to understand, I explained to Myles, “Your name is very special .I named you after my own father (3) because I loved him very much .I know he would be proud of you.”




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After his marriage broke up, my manager became very philosophical."I guess it was in our stars," he sighed."What do you mean?" I asked."Her astrological sign is the one for earth. Mine is the one for water. Together we made mud."



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