Nowadays my holidays are smaller and quieter. I used to host the big family holiday meals. But as time went on everyone had other plans with their family’s.

But for those meals always had one or two extra place settings. My sister was notorious for dragging someone with no where to go along. She meet them somewhere and find out they got no one and no where to go and invite them along. But I never knew til she showed up. We just smiled and welcomed them in and fed whoever. That was the rule of the house when I was growing up. It’s my rule today. If you’re in our home and need food or drink we provide.

Used to do Black Friday shopping. Craziest was walking out of K-mart (when they existed) carrying several bags of Barbie stuff for my nieces. Walked out the door right into a local tv stations camera guy and reporter. Microphone in face. No coffee yet in my system. Giddy from scoring a haul of cheap Barbie stuff. Pink boxes protruding from bags. Being interviewed.

Which aired again later that morning.

In the kitchen of my nieces parents.

While they ate breakfast.


Needless to say the surprise was gone.

Good times. Crazy times. Memories.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns and Fleas
Former Black Friday Lunatic Shopper

Hey DA my kennel needs scooping. And you on duty.

*peeks into RM bedroom*

Hey is that a new duvet and pillows on your bed?


*wags stumpy tail and grins*

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Earths Smelly but lovable mutt
So ladies please please love on me
*rolls over*

I is old.

But still not neutered.

Ok. They hang low nowadays. Might have to soon change name to Big Won Hong Lo.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Anyone seen our herd of sheeples? They were last seen with Servant…

Old Earther here.

Very old Earther.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Adore by women worldwide, especially Ruthie

Oh man miss Fraz and his special pies.

He was and forever will be a Clown.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Earths Sexiest and Most Lovable Mutt

*Big Dog enters room, microphone clipped to collar*

BD: Good day all members of Earth. Clowns with Guns and above average good looking dogs have a very special announcement. I would like to introduce our Ringmaster Dark Angel to share the news.

*looks stage right…seconds pass…then minutes*

BD: Ah excuse me a moment

*microphone still on*

BD: Where is DA?!!

*sounds of mumbled excited mumbled voices*

BD: What do you mean he’s in ER!?

*more sounds of mumbled voices*

BD: He’s got a hamster stuck where?! Oh for chr…never mind where is Jeweler?

*mumbled voices*

BD: He’s running down Main Street naked again? Drinking from a bottle of Tito’s?

*more mumbling*

BD: and the police are chasing him!?

*what sounds like a collective yes is heard*

*Big Dog returns to podium*

BD: ah…due to circumstances beyond our control we need to postpone the declaration of a pie war for…ah…a little while longer.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Dogs
Spokesdoggy for not sure what the hell is going on

We go commando naturally especially during war.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fully Intact 100% Male Specimen
Right Ruthie?

Ho ho ho

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Santa’s Reserve Reindeer

Did someone mention Clowns? And peeing?

I’m your dog!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
And Clowns with very very soiled carpet

[quote poster=Ruthie; 53854; 1057195][quote poster=bigdogcwg; 53854; 1057193]Well I told Ruthie I wanted to die having sex.

She told me at least it would be a quick death.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Yea I may Smell but I look Stunning in Heels [/quote

Lol under 2 minutes, just what a girl wants 🤨 [/quote]

It was the most enjoyable “almost 2 minutes” of your life.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Ambassador and Official Greeter to New Carpets Everywhere

Well I told Ruthie I wanted to die having sex.

She told me at least it would be a quick death.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Yea I may Smell but I look Stunning in Heels

*rolls over*

Women of Earth. Rub away!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Always looking for a good time

Big Dogs Red Rocket version whatever will soon be back.

It’s like that rash that SOLrs have. Red. Itchy. Irritating.

And doesn’t go away.

Cheers.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
One of the worlds most annoying K 9s
Also well hung

Each one paw made. Don’t ask where the whipped cream comes from.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Baking apprentice to Fraz

*splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat* *splat*

You…pie cannon target

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Don’t ask why those pies are brown

No chip nor snip.

*<|:p

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Official Hoser Of Shoes Everywhere

In addition to peeing on things I also butt drag on peoples carpets. My own personal Picasso doggie style.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fleas R Us licensed distributor

That all you got?

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Risen from the ashes to annoy your SOL asses

No. Your little slap back was on purpose and intentional. You were pissed that I retaliated your hits. But SOL being friends I did two.

But you decided to take advantage of the little surprise war to get more land back. That’s on you. And in war land grabbing is wrong strategy.

So while you think it’s funny fact is the intent and message wasn’t conveying humor.

This dog is loyal to friends. And to CWG. Any old timers will tell you that.

And they’ll also tell you I just keep on fighting to the bitter end.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
I Love the smell of napalm in the morning

Nope

I didn’t start it.

1) I got triple tapped. I retaliated with just two.
2) Player decided to use the “war” as convenient means to regain land back.
3) Player then decided to “Encourage” me to drop tag and join SOL.
4) Player said they would continue to hit me to get their land back

Old dog. No new tricks.


And had SOL reached out and said “hey we are gonna do this fun war want to join” I probably would have dropped tag joined them in the spirit of old friendship.

Now it ain’t happening.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Old war doggie whose lousy at netting

No

Clowns with Huns has long history with SOL as friends. It’s one thing to have a friendly war with notice on both sides for fun.

Blind siding? No.

So congrats. One less player in the game now.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Former SOL then Clowns with Guns

BigDogCWG

Happens. I know it’s not intentional. Unless those were your shoes last reset when I drunken went into wrong tent and rinsed off some shoes.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Fire doggie with own hose

Resolved.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chief Leg Humper and Shoe Washer

*<|:*(

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Ya know who Doggie Style

OooOoo baby we can be friends with benefits! Even better!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
fluffed locked and loaded…for 12 minutes and 45 seconds

War is an American funk/soul/rock band from Long Beach, California, formed in 1969. The band is known for several hit songs in the 1970s. A musical crossover band, War became known for its eclectic blend of different musical styles, an amalgam of the sounds and styles the band members heard living in the racially diverse ghettos of Los Angeles.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Rock and Roll Doggie

PS-DA only listens to Broadway show tunes

*runs back into doggie tent*

While that is true it’s the before that concerns me. I cannot count the number of times public figures chanted “facist”, “dictator”, “threat to democracy”, “taking away your rights”, “resist”, etc from Democrat leaders, left leaning news hosts, social media influencers, talk show hosts, etc. Non stop hate rhetoric.

When that sort of message is repeatedly stated to the world you can expect there will be people who are going to act who think of themselves as heroes. And that’s when bad things happen.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Worlds first five legged political commentator

I didn’t agree with everything he said. But did with a lot of it.

Big 2A supporter. Big 1A supported. Big let’s obey the laws.

What I did admire is he had public discussions. Opposing view? No problem. Let’s talk. Reasonably. Have an actual dialogue.

Something many politicians won’t or can’t do but should.

That takes courage. You are never going to know the outcome. Cannot determine a winner. But just talking it out brings thoughts. Ideas.

This whole political violence thing is out of hand. Vulnerable impressionable people read the rhetoric and think they will be hero’s.

Needs to stop. All sides.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Political Commentator

🌭🐕‍🦺🐶

🤡

I’ll start

Cinnamon


BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Someone Smeared Butter on Me Butt (Ruthie)

Well depends

Wanna play hide the sausage? 😘

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horndogs R Us Regional Leader

Clowns with Guns

Home of crack brownies, inflatable sheeples, and smelly dogs!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Mascot Wearing Someone’s Victoria Secrets Panties on Head (oh hey Ruthie)

*rolls over*

I can kiss it and make it all better.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Medic Expert

I had my shot: Jose, Jack, Jim, Johnny, Tito, etc

Served up in tiny glasses

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Drunken Mutt = Leg Humper

1) shoes of members left unattended are mysteriously wet…and smelly

2) socks mysteriously disappear then few days later reappear ( more on that later)

3) carpet has weird brown streaks and yellow spots everywhere

4) piles of smelly reddish stuff which contains socks

5) legs of tables and arms of chairs suddenly looked chewed on. There are no level tables anywhere. No culprit found.

6) members suddenly itchy due to fleas and ticks

7) instances of members being humped while bending over by unknown assailant(s)

8) inflatable ah dolls have holes in them

9) there may or may not have been an instance or three or five of leg humping

10) no one will allow me to display my collection of captured souvenirs (assorted panties, bras, etc) because Ruthie still wants them back.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Not quite housebroken and full intact five legged dog

Thanks.

Says he’s last comment or but nothing shows?

lol it oh

Red rocket alert. Red rocket alert!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Orbiting Women of Earth Since Inception

:)
;)

*rolls over*

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
“Im like a chia pet. Water me and watch me GROW Ruthie!”

Please. He’s my boy. So he’s hanging and dragging when he walks.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Chinese name: Wong Hung Lo

Well it’s now, ah textured for your pleasure.

:)

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
To Ruthie: I’m like a magical lamp from Aladdin. Rub my belly and see the genie pop out.

*breaking news from Clown News Network*

Last night at the WNBA game LA Sparks vs Golden State Valkyries Clowns Legend Jeweler held a special Ringmaster Election.

Candidates were:
DarkAngel
Farmer
BigDogCWG

During the election ceremony, the following occurred:

After consuming the required crack brownies the meeting was called to order by Jeweler

A roll call was taken of candidates.

Farmer was absent last seen talking to what may or may not have been a cheerleader with a beard muttering as he was muttering planting his seed and watching it grow and headed to the family restroom stall.

In meantime DarkAngel extracted a bright green torpedo shaped object from his coat pocket and began waving it air and tossing onto the court yelling “fetch boy”.

BigDogCWG was last seen galloping through the crowd chasing something bright green.

Jeweler declared DarkAngel the winner due to fact there was no one left.

Congrats DarkAngel.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
*trots off with new chew toy to show Ruthie*

Has a nice ring to it!

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Training Hazmat Workers for over a decade

That’s my boy!

And everything is a hump fest.

BigDogCWG
Clowns With Guns
Proud Papa of a Humpalot

Been while. How’s our kids?

Lost track of them all.

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Horny Mascot

Or anyone with a nose after I’ve done my business

BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Wasn’t me who farted…

:)

Ooooooo ooooooo. Utohhhhhhh


BigDogCWG
Clowns with Guns
Earths 5 legged mutt