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Oct 30th 2013, 17:48:54

I would have invited you if I'd been there for fun... :p
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Oct 28th 2013, 18:57:29

*huggles Heston* Much better, thanks. lol
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Oct 28th 2013, 18:56:09

*tacklehugs* Sorry, was in Vegas at a conference... and then 2 solid weeks closeted with 9 other people in workshops.

How's my doggie?
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Oct 15th 2013, 15:17:18

Aww... poor Patience. :( Elephants are so much like people, just without that higher level of understanding. And she certainly doesn't need to be put down - people just need to stop keeping wild animals in zoos and expecting them to behave like kittens and puppies. Leave them in the wild where they belong!

Heston, the back is better than new... but if you don't stop dropping the C-bomb, I'm gonna whup you senseless. :p
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Sep 27th 2013, 15:56:53

lol... Oh come on, I know you - you'd explode. ;)

You can post all the negative remarks you want, and you can even get away with an expletive or two. Just not 30 of them all strung together. :p
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Sep 26th 2013, 15:22:32

Ooooh, another oldie! *waves*
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Sep 25th 2013, 19:48:30

Originally posted by Red X:
No, I am asking this because they rip on Jews more then ANYONE. I find the show funny and it is my fav show. I was just curious is all. Mainly because of the Mel Gibson episode when the fat boy was dressed up as Hitler having ppl chant anti semetic fluff. lol


I'm with braden. I thought it was Canadians that they ripped on most often. lol
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Sep 25th 2013, 17:45:19

Heston - yeesh. Yeah, we're more liberal here. No, you still can't spout a string of expletives like that without some consequence. :p
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Sep 23rd 2013, 19:16:01

Originally posted by oats:
On a similar note, there is another growing trend in the men's room.

Flushable moist wipes.

Since when have men's a-holes got so sensitive that they feel justified to clog the water distribution infrastructure? If they were having regular true-poos (see Bu's post, and imagine a large fibre enhanced girth for each plopper) they would not have either issue. Large logs are only temporary clogs, likely evolutionary driven characteristic. The moment of glory for a poo is short lived and often unwitnessed. But a true poo, stuck in the bowl due to its width and the softly curved porcelain's inability to sheer it to a proper size, holds its ground with firmness. As if to say, 'I will abide until you satisfy me with acknowledgement and approval'.

And if people produced more of these healthy specimens of byproduct their asses would be far less sensitive. Moist wipes would cease their march onward to total sewer destruction and mankind would avert this specific apocalyptic nightmare.


*blink*

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That was... OMG... such eloquence... I think I'm speechless.
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Sep 23rd 2013, 17:16:46

Wow... I wasn't expecting that at all. I talked to him just over a year ago, and we joked around about me moving to AZ... he was a good guy, despite our checkered past (he threatened to hunt me and my entire family down and kill us all, at one point - lol). In later years I really enjoyed trading sarcastic banter with him. I knew he had issues, we had chatted a bit about his leg, but I had no idea it was life-threatening.

Sleep well, my friend. :(
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Sep 23rd 2013, 17:09:34

PapaSmurf: Now you have some idea of how disgusting it is for us women when you men pee all over the damned toilet. (P.S. It's just as disgusting when you lift the seat and pee all over the rim as it is when you pee all over the seat - so WIPE IT UP!!!!)

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Sep 19th 2013, 21:14:26

Originally posted by Marshal:
wow, you are cheap. how come no1 ever got you?


Two of them got me, Marshal... but they couldn't KEEP me. ;)

de1i: You don't have to stay in slums to qualify for a cheap trip to Mexico!
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Sep 19th 2013, 14:09:13

When did the (jewelry industry contrived) rule change? It used to be 3 months' salary for the engagement ring. :p

If you've got a woman who cares about that sort of thing, you're in for a rough ride. lol I'd be happier with a big ol' cubic zirconia and a cheap trip to Mexico. :p
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Sep 18th 2013, 20:19:48

Wait just a minute. Did you just fart in his general direction? Because I think that might be a banning offense (depending on what you had for dinner)...
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Sep 18th 2013, 19:53:23

>:}

Cheque? What cheque??? *shifty eyes*
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Sep 18th 2013, 16:21:49

General rule: Never ever ever EVER sign anything that says 'I received money' until you actually have the said amount in your hot little hand. ;)
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Sep 13th 2013, 19:21:06

I was mostly referring to the whole 'two letter word vs. two word phrase' tangent, which made me actually shake my head and giggle... but sure, the whole thread is pretty goofy. lol
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Sep 13th 2013, 17:37:25

This thread makes me want to poke myself in the eye with a fork. lol
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Aug 28th 2013, 18:52:07

*throws a red flag* Separate corners, you two. Yeesh.

And I dunno about Jer Bu, but I'm way better than I used to be. lol
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Aug 27th 2013, 14:42:28

lol... I love this thread.
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Aug 20th 2013, 16:13:50

Originally posted by H4xOr WaNgEr:
LaF has always used FR


Uh... I beg to differ, because I was head of FA at LaF. Not head of FR. :p
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Aug 20th 2013, 14:42:34

I call shenanigans. 'Gainsboro' is not a color. :p
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Aug 14th 2013, 20:01:44

LCN is #11.
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Aug 7th 2013, 15:41:45

*huggles*
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Aug 7th 2013, 14:54:32

I vote we give Kinnin 25 extra bonus points for using the word 'postulate' in a sentence. :D
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Aug 6th 2013, 18:37:05

Ahhh, Edinburgh... my second favorite city. Obviously do the castle and the Royal Mile/Holyrood Palace. Do a formal distillery tour, and DEFINITELY do the walking tour of the Underground City. It's pretty awesome. They also have a Ghosts & Goblins walking tour that's pretty entertaining (you'll see sandwich boards on the street advertising where and at what time to meet, used to cost about 6 quid). The Edinburgh Vaults are also cool, as are any of the museums.

Edinburgh is especially cool because they ran out of room to build out and had to build UP to accommodate the population (thus the Underground City - the poor people were just paved over, and ended up living completely underground). Because of that, there are entire streets under buildings. Take some of the alleyways ('Closes') off the Royal Mile, like Mary King's Close, and have a wander.

Greyfriar's Kirk (church) and Bedlam Theatre are also worth a quick visit.

Never made it to Glasgow, but Hadrian's Wall is worth seeing (don't budget too much time, because it is, after all, just a wall in the middle of nowhere)... and I'd also make a trip to St. Andrew's if you can afford the time. And maybe the Firth of Forth.

I wanna go too. :(
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Aug 1st 2013, 19:15:32

That shouldn't come as a shock to anyone by now. lol
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Aug 1st 2013, 18:24:56

Don't make me spank you. :p
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Jul 31st 2013, 18:16:06

Hey, I don't wants no Earth troublemakers signing me up for all kinds of pr0n newsletters!!! :p
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Jul 31st 2013, 18:12:44

*bans martian*
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Jul 31st 2013, 17:18:40

<--- still a Bu () :p
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Jul 31st 2013, 17:08:57

Originally posted by Angel1:
Was George Zimmerman suppose to lay down and die that night? Based on the evidence that exists in this matter, that's what those of you saying that George Zimmerman should have been found guilty are saying. You are saying that George Zimmerman should have laid down, taken his beating, and died that night.


It completely escapes me how you people can continually fail to grasp the concept that there NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN A CONFRONTATION if Zimmerman had simply followed the direction not to follow Martin, and to simply wait until the police came. Or if he had simply TALKED to Martin instead of stalking him like some kind of psycopath.

I don't give a rat's ass about whether Martin was an altar boy or a freakin' gangbanger with a backpack full of heroin. He did nothing THAT NIGHT that should have resulted in him even being followed, let alone shot and killed. Zimmerman caused that entire situation, whatever his intentions were - which makes him 100% culpable in the murder of another human being. He had no less than THREE opportunities to prevent it, and he didn't take any of them. He's a murderer, plain and simple, and the only thing that prevented him from being convicted of murder is the assinine laws in place where it happened. Stupidity reigned supreme in this particular case, which is just a sad thing for humanity as a whole.

</rant> I'm done here. There's no reasoning with some of you people. Yeesh.
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Jul 30th 2013, 19:46:36

Oh, I dunno... maybe because some NUTJOB was following him and had refused to speak to him once already when questioned about it??? I wouldn't want to lead the nutjob to MY house, either.
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Jul 30th 2013, 18:40:43

Apparently not. So tell me this - if it's so bad down there and everybody's so afraid of the 'little gangbanging punks', why didn't he just BACK THE EFF OFF and wait for the police??? That's all he had to do. And because he didn't do that simple thing and instead made the decision to escalate the situation more than once, he should have been found guilty of manslaughter at the very least.
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Jul 29th 2013, 19:41:57

Wow. Someone needs a hug.
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Jul 29th 2013, 19:23:23

lmnop.
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Jul 29th 2013, 17:37:33

They're baaaaccckkkkk... :D Happy now.
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Jul 29th 2013, 17:35:15

Originally posted by Cerberus:
He was NOT pursing Martin, Martin laid in wait for him at some point after detecting that Zimmerman was monitoring his actions in Zimmerman's area of responsibility. Get your facts straight. Your opinion doesn't COUNT, the FACTS COUNT!


OMG. Seriously? Zimmerman, by his own account, was following Martin through the complex. At some point he lost him - because Martin, probably feeling threatened after already having tried to find out why this older man was following him and having the window rolled up in his face, had gone around a corner and let Zimmerman pass so he could find out why he was being followed. He, by Zimmerman's account, came out behind him and asked what his problem was. By my count, that was the THIRD opportunity Zimmerman had to simply say 'Hey, I'm part of the neighborhood watch and I didn't recognize you'. Did he do that? No. What he did will only ever be known by Zimmerman - because he's the only one left alive to tell the story. He killed the only other witness.

But he didn't have to. He had THREE opportunities to simply ask what Martin was doing there, or to turn around and let the police handle it. He knew they were on their way. But he didn't wait - he, however it happened, got himself into a confrontation and ended up taking an innocent life.

Yeah, I said innocent. That 'kid' (yes, he was a 17-year-old KID, regardless of what dirt the defense scattered around in a vain attempt to make him look like some kind of gang banger) was doing nothing more than walking home from the store. Suddenly he finds himself being followed. He tries to ask why, and gets the cold shoulder - and the guy CONTINUES to follow him. I'd have been freaked out too.

All Zimmerman had to do to prevent a confrontation was ask a simple question, or back the eff off and wait for the police to sort it out. I hope there's a special place in hell for his overzealous-vigilante bad self, and I hope he rots there for eternity.

But I'm not bitter. :p
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Jul 29th 2013, 16:50:49

No, YOU!
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Jul 26th 2013, 21:40:30

OMG, it really IS 10 years ago! lol NorCal!!!! JER BUUUUUUU!!!! Darrian!!! And Chump and tully, too!!! *claps hands and squeals like a little girl*

Did someone organize a reunion and forget to tell me?
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Jul 26th 2013, 21:35:04

There's another name I haven't heard in ages!
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Jul 24th 2013, 17:46:02

That can't really be NorCal...
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Jul 24th 2013, 16:47:54

But... but... I LIKED them! :( I MISS them! lol

qzjul loves me. He'll fix them. lol
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Jul 24th 2013, 15:42:28

Hahaha... *smack* :p I'm talking about the FORUMS, sillies.
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Jul 24th 2013, 15:17:15

I gots no pictures on my screen anymore... is it just me?
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Jul 23rd 2013, 17:09:04

But... but... THE CHEESE IS GREATER THAN THE LETTUCE AND TOMATO COMBINED!!!

Oh - oh... AND IT STANDS ALONE!!!
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Jul 23rd 2013, 14:49:45

I too vote for the loony bin. :p
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Jul 19th 2013, 18:01:15

Originally posted by Rufus:
Patience, so basically you're saying that you can't try to protect yourself or call for help unless your aggressor kills you first, right?


See, that's the problem - you and I seem to have a VERY different view on who the aggressor was in this situation. I say it was Zimmerman, who was clearly stalking the victim (Trayvon) and who got out of his car and approached him. Aggressive.

I fail to see how you view Trayvon as the aggressor, when he was clearly defending himself against a KNOWN threat. He was no threat to Zimmerman until ZIMMERMAN made the aggressive move of getting out of his car.
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Jul 19th 2013, 14:35:04

Thank you, tella and Pang. It boggles the mind that so many people are incapable of recognizing the root cause of this whole event - which is the fact that Zimmerman never should have gotten out of his car. If he had listened to the dispatcher and not followed Trayvon any further once told that the police were on their way, we wouldn't be having this debate. He was wrong, and he should have paid a price for it. Regardless of what happened after - yes, I believe Trayvon laid hands on him, but I believe he did it because *HE* felt threatened by a 28-year-old man who had been stalking him in a vehicle. Doesn't matter. He would not have been able to attack Zimmerman if the guy had simply STAYED IN HIS DAMNED CAR and waited for police.

I believe he got out of the car because he was packing a gun, and it gave him the balls to confront Trayvon. I don't believe he would have ever gotten out of the car if he hadn't had the gun - and Trayvon Martin would still be alive.

It ain't rocket science.

What I find particularly insulting is that Zimmerman is stating that, if he found himself in an identical situation tomorrow, he wouldn't do anything differently. That's the great tragedy here, is that he didn't learn anything after taking a life. And I hope there's a special place in hell for him where he'll finally pay for the mistakes he made.
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Jul 16th 2013, 19:45:17

Oh great. That'll help. NOT. *sigh* It'll be Rodney King all over again. :(
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