In the end, he realized... no lives matter. So ensues the troubling affairs of of Alin, King of the butthurt and horrible alias choices!

Poor Link runs as hard as his little legs can carry him and hops on his loyal and trusty stead, a tear streaks down his cheek. Faster he rides the stallion only to reach the edge of the castle grounds in time to catch a whiff of Ganon's magical reefer madness.

Link steadily, solomly whispers "I will find you... And I will kill you!"

Will Link find his Princess? Will the princess survive Lord Ganon's terror? Will we get to see pictures of her perfect golden bush? All will be revealed as long as Link has the balls to chase a magical maniac to hunt down his one. true. love.