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Feb 16th 2020, 19:28:11

Just curious since POOP seems to be the stupidest thread.
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Feb 14th 2020, 17:36:33

I missed a month and lookee lookee at all that land
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Feb 13th 2020, 5:52:29

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by I am Spartacus:
curiosity killed the cat 9 times.



Gotta find the cat to kill it ;)


That's easy, the cat is tagged NBK
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Feb 13th 2020, 5:43:33

Originally posted by Sov:
You should join the SoF family of tags. We already secretly control LAF.


Man, you gotta let us know where you get your drugs, they're obviously superior to anything we can get.
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Feb 12th 2020, 11:50:19

Gotta give LaF the props they deserve. They are still going strong, unlike a lot of alliances that were founded around the same time. How many of you remember ROCK? How about TGA? What happened to HAN? Where is Omega? The list can go on and on and on.

There are a lot of alliances using old alliance names, but they are just not the same. (SOL looking at you)

LaF has history and culture all it's own, it produces the greatest players in the game, the greatest netters, the greatest warriors, the greatest spies. That can never be taken away from them, everyone knows at least one person who has tried to do that before.

A lot of the greats of the game started out in LaF. I could list dozens.

Join LaF and have a good time, learn to play, learn to net, and just enjoy the community and atmosphere. Oh, make sure the cannoli you bring are fresh.
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Feb 10th 2020, 16:48:43

Me, I just wait patiently for the leftist to blow it all up and then it'll be my turn. You'll only have yourselves to blame.

July 4th 2026 MARCH on Washington, We give the government that much time to unfluff themselves, then we just do it for them.

Lotsa tribunals for serious trials, and firing squads for the subsequent executions.
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Feb 10th 2020, 16:43:50

Bah! I can't stand it. SoF claims the win, and you all start swappin' spit on AT. PUHLEEEZE!
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Feb 8th 2020, 1:25:44

That' OK, family comes first always.
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Feb 7th 2020, 19:43:22

Originally posted by Red X:
Originally posted by Cerberus:
Not really sure this is going to be an important part of the game anyway. I like spy ops for their obvious reasons and generally have enough spies to do the job. I rarely fail mostly because I set up for it in advance.


I thought you quit, anyway welcome back Cerb


Just took an extended break. Had personal issues to deal with.
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Feb 7th 2020, 19:41:43

Damn, Fordy, I was wondering where you were. How's thngs? You OK?
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Feb 4th 2020, 22:57:33

I liked the halftime show, I spent a lot of it praying for a wardrobe malfunction in all honesty. They might be old, but they don't look like they been rode hard and put away wet too many times.
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Feb 4th 2020, 7:42:11

I'm just glad that the Brits reclaimed their sovereignty.
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Feb 3rd 2020, 2:22:37

It's still very frustrating, I can't see someone being anal enough to continuously play on few turns, Enshula. No one has that kind of time. Imagine trying to run a war party with 10 turns or less on every freaking country. it's take months to kill an enemy.
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Feb 2nd 2020, 12:58:52

How about an algorithm that prevents a natural disaster from happening when a player has 5 turns left in their game. This would help players who have carefully planned and plotted and calculated to most effiiciently run their turns every day.

STOP THE EARTHQUAKES ON THE LAST TURN or STOP THE DROUGHTS ON THE LAST TURN!
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Feb 2nd 2020, 12:55:28

Originally posted by LightBringer:
To respond to Cerbs more simpler things, I had enough Food to run my last turn, but I got a drought, and thus food shortages caused my military to leave. Was pretty annoying.


This is exactly what I'm saying right here. There should be an additional algorithm to prevent such things. It's the most irritating thing about the game.
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Feb 1st 2020, 14:35:51

Originally posted by Drow:
KoH: there is still no evidence the bidens committed any crime. Trump's defence has not actually addressed the charges against him, simply gone "LOOK OVER THERE!!!".
Here's the deal. If the Republicans have actual evidence of wrongdoing, then impeach Joe and indict Hunter. (which they won't do because they don't. Their whole Burisma conspiracy theory has been refuted time and again).

At the end of the day, Trump has simply turned even his very trial into a smear campaign, rather than simply defending the charges. And the reason is that he knows that no matter what the evidence, they could have a literal recording of the call with him clearly demanding a quid pro quo, they could have direct witnesses saying he did it, they HAVE a direct admission on the withholding evidence on camera from trump himself gloating about it, and the republicans STILL would not convict.


OK, this is happy horsefluff at best, right here.

Drow, let me break it down for you then, since you have obviously had your leftist blinders on for far too long.

1. Hunter Biden has no (ZERO), (ZILCH), (ZIP point fluff) experience in ANY Energy company.
2. Joe Biden is the current vice-president of the US

(those are the preliminary circumstances

3. Hunter Biden gets hired by a Ukranian Energy Company (Burisma) for 83K a month out of the blue.
4. The Ukrainian government starts cracking down on corruption and an investigation is launched into the doings of Burisma.

5. Joe Biden demands that they cease that investigation and threatens to hold up a military aid package to the Ukraine if they don't fire the prosecutor that is investigating Burisma and his son.
6. Ukraine caves to the demand and Joe Biden is recorded crowing about it.
7. The leftists start blaming Donald Trump for it.

Need any more explanation of events?

Edited By: Cerberus on Feb 1st 2020, 14:38:12
See Original Post
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Jan 31st 2020, 21:57:36

They're still a Squad of flufftards no matter what you might say.
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Jan 30th 2020, 20:06:09

You know, in 6 years, the US will celebrate 250 years. I think there should be a march on Washington on July 4th 2026 with the intention that if the Government doesn't unfluff itself by then, "The People" will do the job for them.
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Jan 30th 2020, 13:29:49

Wow, some of you guys are seriously supremely witty, some of you are really deep. You took this simple question and expanded it to cover just about every aspect of the game.

I am a much simpler person, and I hadn't even considered most of the points made here.

My most irritating thing about the mechanics of the game is simple. Having a huge earthquake on your last turn. There should be some kind of algorithm that looks at the turns remaining on your country and stops the earthquake algorithm from happening when you get down to where you cannot rebuild before you run out of turns, I suppose that one ticks me off the most, the other would be the limitations of SDI when the game gets close to the end.
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Jan 29th 2020, 22:49:49

Just thought I'd ask and see who is thinking about it.
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Jan 28th 2020, 17:08:16

Originally posted by KoHeartsGPA:
Who has that kind of time????
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Jan 28th 2020, 17:06:13

Originally posted by Primeval:
If you have a "New Member" account you may notice that you can only view the forums and not create threads or posts. This was a decision that had to be made to curb some of the spamming and ban-evading from the few village idiots here and is only expected to be temporary. Message me or another forum moderator directly and we will try to get you verified and move you manually into the "Member" status so you can post as normal.

Sorry for the inconvenience as we continue to discuss our current tools and forum development strategy.


"few village idiots" LOL
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Jan 28th 2020, 13:19:02

Not really sure this is going to be an important part of the game anyway. I like spy ops for their obvious reasons and generally have enough spies to do the job. I rarely fail mostly because I set up for it in advance.
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Jan 26th 2020, 7:47:47

Chiefs have what everyone would call a severe handicap, Andy Reid. His clock management is always suspect at best.

Other than that, it's a crap shoot if you ask me.
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Jan 26th 2020, 7:32:32

I usually succeed on the first try, unless I'm seriously outclassed in SPAL.
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Jan 26th 2020, 7:31:11

I like the decisive victory idea. Also the suggestion of a boost in readiness due to the boost in morale of the smashing defeat of the enemy forces, but it should probably be keyed to a difference between military power of the combatants. Back in the day when I first started playing at the end of a successful attack, some percentage of the defending forces would defect to the attacking side after such a victory as well, perhaps that is something that should be considered.

In addition some consideration should be made allowing allies to assist in defending special attacks as well as land grabs. Seems unfair to me that your allies cannot assist during wartime operations like they do for landgrabs.
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Jan 21st 2020, 21:28:25

Under the UCMJ, it's "penetration however slight".
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Jan 13th 2020, 15:38:34

This is bullfluff from the word go. The US biggest and most dangerous enemy are the leftists inside the US,
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Jan 9th 2020, 22:01:32

The whole lot of them needs to be bumped off the Earth.
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Jan 3rd 2020, 4:51:41

Some moron wasted his whole reset to try to farm me in express. He had NO troops, tanks or SDI. LOL
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Jan 3rd 2020, 1:20:55

Originally posted by Drow:
farmer: you bought into Trumps strategy. Hiding his own failings and dodgy behaviour by attacking someone else.
By all means, Investigate the bidens, but do it yourself, don't coerce other countries into it by withholding approved aid spending.
Isn't it funny that Trumps objections and claims of dodginess by biden ONLY came up during the primaries though? If he really had a problem, why did he not start investigating them as soon as he got into office?
How much of an investigation into "crooked Hilary" has occurred that he promised?
Why is it ok that his own kids have been using private email servers in exactly the same way Hilary was?
Why is it ok that Trump is giving clearances to people who definitely shouldn't have them?
Why is it ok that many of Trumps Political appointees are currently facing the courts, or have been convicted already of crimes, making his government and administration proven to be the most corrupt in history? (Others may have been more corrupt, his have been openly caught at it however)
Would you support a democrat president literally acting the way Trump is?

There are grounds, however the Dems have rushed things from their end, weakening their case, trying to get the process completed before it falls into election year, and the Republicans have deliberately looked the other way and stuck their fingers in their ears to the actual evidence, and their members of the senate, who control it, have already said they will NOT vote to convict regardless of any evidence.
Add to that, the white house has actively prevented people from giving evidence, at least some of which is now being tested in the courts, and at least one person has been compelled to testify BY the courts, which the White House is appealing, on the basis that they are claiming that the courts have no power. Effectively the White House is trying to establish itself as above the law, and above congress, and therefore immune to any prosecution. This despite the fact that congress is supposed to have oversight over the white house, and the courts are supposed to act as arbitrators in the case of a dispute between congress and the white house.


This is yet another bullfluff post containing bullfluff. I can prove that creepy old Joe was the one that was actually doing what they are accusing the president of doing. They even have old Joe admitting to it on video tape. You can surely find this on your own if you weren't blinded and brainwashed by the left.

You have no idea what you are talking about, and I'm not going to waste any of my time trying to educate your dumb ass since I already know that you can't reason with a leftist.
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Jan 3rd 2020, 1:17:50

Originally posted by Marshal:
there are grounds but reps will save trump's ass.


This is bullfluff, Marshall and you know it. They have ZERO proof of anything, so, Pelosi aka Skeletor, is going to delay submitting the impeachment charges as long as she can so that they can keep the drama going long into the campaign in the hope that it will make the inevitable weak ass communist candidate look better.
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Jan 3rd 2020, 1:12:41

This is what irritates me most about this game. All the whinging and whining over land grabs. Back in the day when the game was seriously great, a landgrab was a landgrab, not an act of war. The problem seems to be that the informal rules applied to the game by a bunch of seriously entitled fluffes who think that they should be able to have zero defenses, and still be able to keep huge amounts of land is ridiculous.

If you can't take a hit and give one in return, then LEAVE THE fluffING GAME, PUSSIES!
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Dec 31st 2019, 22:50:01

Happy New Year to you too. Thankfully, you didn't rickroll us.
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Dec 31st 2019, 2:11:49

Originally posted by Gerdler:
Originally posted by Suicidal:
Oh geez, more netters will be cryin' every time they get hit back

That will be a first. Mostly its warriors who cry when they get hit back by netters they blindsided.


This is not true for all cases, you cannot generalize like this.

Way back when I first started the MIA, I wanted a policy that went like this; A landgrab against an MIA country by any member of an alliance who was way too big to be retaliated upon by the attacked country would be retaliated by looking in the victim countries scores list, finding a soldier wearing the uniform of the aggressor country and would retaliate upon that one. The screaming that went on over that was deafening. I thought that a policy like that would dissuade the larger alliances from farming smaller ones because then, their people would have to pay for the offenses of their larger players.
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Dec 31st 2019, 2:02:54

Folks, don't get me wrong, I wasn't criticizing the game itself. It still stands on its own as a fun game. It's the way some people turn into assholes and you can't do anything about it in the game, or it would be "inappropriate" according to almost every alliance.

It's not the game or the developers that's got my ass chapped, in any event. I seriously appreciate their dedication to keeping this game going.

Yeah, there used to be real wars over real infractions. If any of you remember the "Anti-RoCK manifesto" published long ago by me and a good friend I made in the game who has played at least as long as I have and is still going although maintaining the lowest profile of anyone I have ever had the pleasure of playing the game with.

My truly biggest problem is that there is no real competitiveness in the game anymore, seemingly.

Back in the day before "clan tags", a single landgrab was just that, a landgrab. Not an act of war. Everyone did it, no one complained. Then all of a sudden no one landgrabs unless it's a "bot" or an untagged player who is likely new to the game and quickly gets disgusted by being continuously farmed.

Personally, I don't like to use the tools provided by the major alliances outside of the game. I much prefer to use the tools provided by the game itself. For example;

1. Looking in your scores list for targets instead of searching a database for the smallest guy you can possibly hit, mostly because you're afraid to be hit back.

If everyone was forced to use their scores list, or perhaps the news to find targets, the game would be much more competitive than it is right now.

It really chaps my ass that I can look in my scores list and find it full of prime targets only to have to choke down the desire to landgrab a country sporting 5 times the land I have and not even trying to defend it because not another player from any other alliance is willing to perform a landgrab. And just in case they did, it would be defined as "topfeeding". Something widely criticized in the game for disrupting things. And along with that, the alliance grabbed from then looks at that as an opportunity to hit the guy 20 times to get back every square inch of the land taken, or in some cases twice as much.

It's become of game of accountants, bean counters and lawyers.

It's just all become so tiresome to watch.

I'm sorry, didn't mean to make the game admins think that it might have been the game itself. It isn't, and never has been.
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Dec 30th 2019, 2:10:13

There's just no more excitement left in the game for me, folks. I'm gonna finish out this reset and call it a decade or so. The game was fun, I loved playing it. The community made te game a lot more fun. Without the community the game would probably die off. I'll stop by every once in a while, perhaps. Have fun, don't get crazy, and remember how much fun it was to be at war.
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Dec 26th 2019, 1:32:15

In Vino Veritas
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Dec 26th 2019, 1:16:08

Ya'll can have all those leftie fluffes. Sex is a mental thing, and they don't have the mental part. Hell, Alexandria Occasionally Cognizant is already threatening Trojans because their ribbed condoms don't actually taste like ribs.
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Dec 26th 2019, 1:13:07

The Democrats are still pissed off that he beat their favorite corrupt politician Hitlery. Therefore they are cooking up all manner of bullfluff to impede Trump's administration. The only person to place the blame on for this whole circus is Donald J. Trump, since he failed to exercise his constitutional authority upon taking office and firing all of Obama's appointees instead of leaving their 5th columnists asses to stink up the joint and make trouble for him.
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Dec 26th 2019, 1:10:23

Was a honor to watch them kick the Cowboys asses. :)
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Dec 25th 2019, 18:13:12

Don't matter, I killed the sucker anyhow.
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Dec 25th 2019, 8:44:15

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Dec 25th 2019, 8:36:37

Dude, you know Santa Claws passed on years ago now. I'm certain he did not set up an account from beyond the veil.
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Dec 25th 2019, 8:24:04

I hope your holiday is fun and carefree. If you have kids, enjoy the day, they won't last long. If you still have parents, be with them, they don't last too long either. Be happy for the things you have, and take comfort in the idea that happiness is under your own control.
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Dec 23rd 2019, 17:11:30

You gotta use a Zucchini and a Carrot.
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Dec 23rd 2019, 17:09:13

Originally posted by Marshal:
snowman is demo and snowwoman is rep


Completely reversed in all actuality. Look up the numbers, women vote overwhelmingly left. Men vote right.
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Dec 23rd 2019, 17:08:00

Damn, I heard a song once called "Police Stop my Car". Sung to that tune Feliz Navidad.
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Dec 23rd 2019, 1:53:35

I never figured out how some of these people can figure out which country number they are going to be assigned when they create their countries. Anyone care to enlighten me?
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