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Budweiser King

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Apr 4th 2019, 21:05:21

And some other news...

Prince Harry thinks that people can be easily programmed via a bunch of flashing lights, plus bells and whistles.
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-47813894

What's that fluff that you are smoking?
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47811251

I got bored...
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Mar 31st 2019, 20:33:10

Originally posted by Celphi:
That's a lot of IFs.

If 77,000,000 people were playing this game., I'm sure they could hire more than 9 moderators.


my guesstimate puts it at 27 moderators each working 7 x 8 hour days per week. meh. martian should use my Senile Dibs account to post. I just lost focus.
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Mar 31st 2019, 19:49:17

Originally posted by Marshal:
Originally posted by galleri:
Originally posted by Marshal:
like dibs?

For the last time, dibs is not banned from playing. Sometimes I wish you sit down in situations you have no clue what in the world you are talking about.


well he too has created multiple countries.


If it takes 1 second for one moderator to balete 1 account, and there are (24 hours * 60 minutes * 60 seconds) = 86,400 seconds in a day, and if only 1% of the world's population of 7.7 billion people were interested in playing this game (77,000,000), and if only 1% of those interested in playing happened to be dirty rotten cheaters (770,000), then it would take roughly 3 x 8 hour shifts of 9 moderators clicking their happy little fingers off just to deal with the dirty rotten cheaters.

Somebody probably needs to check my math. And Marshal owes me some brandy...
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Mar 31st 2019, 9:52:29

Originally posted by Marshal:
like dibs?

Ugh. Who be waking me up from a decent nap under my bridge? meh. Oh, it's Marshal again... What's up with the summoning of The Budweiser Troll King without offering up the requisite sacrificial 375 ml pint of E & J brandy? You didn't even bother with drawing the pentagram, nor use the properly scented candles to form the circle of protection. What's up with that? You have some kind of insane desire to be dragged off to hell and tortured by Crazy Old Drunken Squirrels popping you upside the head with spitballs for all eternity?

You can't like dibs on these forums. They lack the required Copyrighted TM button to press.
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Mar 25th 2019, 4:40:56

Originally posted by Celphi:

Only 58mil....???


Don't worry about it. AI will be able to master the skills required to model and analyze complex and dynamic systems in the future. You won't even have to make an attempt at a false prediction.
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Mar 23rd 2019, 7:10:14

Originally posted by iScode:
man americans are so fluffing retarded...


my bad. I read something about the New Zealand Defense Forces having access to advanced weaponry. I simply didn't realize that it meant Wrist Rockets instead of generic sling shots.
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Mar 22nd 2019, 21:57:05

Originally posted by iScode:
Originally posted by ZEN:
Originally posted by LightBringer:
+1 to everything iScode said, well put.


I boo both posts. Mainly due to the fact that he said 2k's. Which, to non-foreigners/heathens/dingos, is clearly 2000 somethings. I choose to think miles. 2000 miles. Which is, like, really far.

Then I started thinking about that song that talks about walking 500 miles and then walking 500 more. To be the man, who walked 1000 miles, to fall at your door. And I was like, what does it all mean?? Is there a connection?? Should I buy a gun?? He could be on mile 999 already??

I am also 2,000 miles (x5) away from it and am also safe, btw.


Damn you Americans and your imperial system!!! Metric FTW (2 kilometers I meant by the way :P)

Side note, the guns that cause this tragedy have already been banned by the govt with a buy back scheme in place, less than a week after the massacre, go us!


Are they going to remove all of the guns of that type? Or are the military and police still going to be allowed to keep their assault weapons?
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Mar 22nd 2019, 6:46:44

meh, it is most difficult to read encrypted accounts without the password.

Don't Worry. Be Happy.
You Will Be Assimilated.
Resistance Is Futile.
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Mar 17th 2019, 8:41:46

Originally posted by Cerberus:
Well, in any event, this flufftard got a weapon in his hands somehow in a country that seriously restricts the possession of them. This demonstrates that those intent on committing murder with a firearm, have extra legal methods of getting their hands on them and that any "gun laws" won't change that.

So, if you will all kindly pay attention to the shooter rather than the weapon, you might find that flufftards come in all shapes and sizes and colors.

Figure it out. Make the penalty for this sort of thing punishable by a seriously intense penalty. For example, take the sucker to a stadium, put up a rack and stretch his ass out between the posts, then invite all the surviving family members of the murdered people to fling circular saw blades at him. Make it a pay per view event, and you can even turn a profit while you're doing it. This will dissuade other flufftards from doing the same thing.


Well, I suppose that's one way to make him regret his actions. He can then accept Jesus Christ as his Lord and Saviour, and spend eternity in Heaven.
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Mar 16th 2019, 21:57:24

Blah. There are ways to stop me. Charge a penny per post. One time charge for account creation and processing. Annual membership fee. Simply require account validation.
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Mar 16th 2019, 17:44:35

Best way for trolls to hide their existence.
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Mar 16th 2019, 14:10:13

#freewho?

wouldn't have heard about him at all if he wouldn't have violated probation...
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Mar 16th 2019, 13:43:21

Yo Sleepy-Head moderator... you have to delete the entire thread to keep the preview text from showing up under the hovering mouse icon.
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