my first impression from this thread title is that this was some kind of cheating beauty pageant....

that would be a fun Q/A period!
A recent poll indicates that 1/5 of Earthers can't find a proxy on the net. Why do you think this is?
"I personally believe that US Earthers can't find a proxy because some Earthers don't have access to computers. I believe that education, such as South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, I believe that our education over here in the US should help the US should help South Africa and the Asian countries to build up our future."