right. uh-huh.

wonder how the couch potatoes can pay for advertisements, but not a food tax.

well, for that matter, i wonder how they can pay for an SUV big enough to haul their fat cans to the drive-thru.

oh, it's probably not politically correct to make fun of people who weight a quarter ton.

are you suffering from mad fat cow disease?

does it take you longer to buy the food than to inhale it?
do you find yourself getting irritated when the person in front of you decides to count their change?