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Cerberus Game profile

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Jul 28th 2011, 15:01:12

http://www.theonion.com/...ation-infrastructu,21008/

This just in, the US is too pathetic to attack. LOL

They stole this right off of the Earth Forums.

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legion Game profile

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Jul 28th 2011, 15:47:27

lol
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Detmer Game profile

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Jul 29th 2011, 13:26:23

lol, its funny cause it true =(

Detmer Game profile

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Jul 29th 2011, 19:44:37

Dibs Ludicrous Game profile

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Jul 29th 2011, 20:44:19

LOL, we're already economically ruined, why you think they need to borrow more money to pay the bills.

Dear Banking Institution,

I have run into a cash flow shortage at present and won't be able to make my loan payment on time. Please loan me some more money so that I will not default on the payment and have to pay a late fee plus have my interest rate increased.

Thank You.
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Junky Game profile

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Jul 30th 2011, 1:27:28

I love that news... almost like John Stewart... its bad when you have to get your news from Comedians cause the regular news stations spew garbage.
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Junky Game profile

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Jul 30th 2011, 1:28:44

Originally posted by Cerberus:
http://www.theonion.com/...ation-infrastructu,21008/

This just in, the US is too pathetic to attack. LOL

They stole this right off of the Earth Forums.

Sounds like the news iMag would get.
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NOW3P Game profile

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Jul 30th 2011, 4:19:31

TAN is their press coordinator - that's why.