LaEx will never roll over and go to sleep instead of snuggling

LaEx will always clean up after itself

LaEx will always put the toilet seat down, and never leave a puddle on the floor

LaEx will never hit on your best friend while you're not looking

LaEx believes in the sanctity of family, religion, and would never put babies on spikes.

LaEx would MUCH rather have you stay in bed than go make it a sandwich

LaEx doesn't mind that you have kids - it loves you for who you are

LaEx never has unprotected sex (with midgets...or donkeys)

LaEx supports a virtuous lifestyle, and condemns partaking in drink or drug.

LaEx loves you more than any woman its ever been with

bummer, thought i might've had something witty to say about the lies and moral decay.

Oh well - you can always go make me a sandwich. :-)

LaEx is never gonna give you up

LaEx is never gonna let you down

LaEx is never gonna run around and desert you


WTF is LaEx???

LaEx is Gregg's imaginary nemesis.

LaEx = any country that hits/kills gregg after he runs his patented dict/thiever strat on them.

i'm fairly certain that the patent is pending for that loser strat.

Yes - he's still waiting for tyr/casher to clear the patent officer.

is that why he's going off about the spying stuff?
doesn't like it that he gets busted for espionage?

bombing banks

if you think about it... it is not too bad of a strat, if no one attacked you for it, its just like teching, 1.8k tpt isn't bad in express. but you dont control what you tech in.