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jiff69

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Aug 23rd 2010, 5:07:18

whats black and blue and hates sex????

the 10 year old in the truck of my car

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."
-Tom Achronos

NOW3P

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Aug 23rd 2010, 6:27:07

*steals jiff's car*

~I wrote this with my penis~
http://i85.photobucket.com/...s/k48/jdbates/hobosig.jpg
FoG

jiff69

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Aug 23rd 2010, 6:34:52

LMAO

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."
-Tom Achronos

Havoc

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Aug 23rd 2010, 13:56:57

Hehe. Gregg will love this.

Havoc
Unholy Monks | The Omega

Mars UP

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Aug 23rd 2010, 14:26:31

Hmm maybe I should start telling some dead baby
jokes, just to piss gregg off.

Popcom

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Aug 23rd 2010, 15:01:06

what 10yrs old, and played out?

that joke!

1A - BLOWS
FFA- NBK4Life

~If at first you don't succeed, you are clearly not Popcom~

mrford

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Aug 23rd 2010, 17:21:43

What's worse than 10 dead baby. In a trashcan?

1 dead baby in 10 trashcans!

What do you call 15 dead babys nailed to a cross?

I don't know but it's making me horny!

What's worse than unloading a truck load of dead babys?

Unloading it with a pitchfork

Swagger of a Chupacabra

[21:37:01] <&KILLERfluffY> when I was doing FA stuff for sof the person who gave me the longest angry rant was Mr Ford

jiff69

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405

Aug 23rd 2010, 18:12:33

whats pink red and silver and walks into walls??

A baby with forks in its eyes!!

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how hard you throw them!!

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."
-Tom Achronos

jiff69

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405

Aug 23rd 2010, 18:13:09

Whats the difference between jelly and Jam?

I cant jelly my fluff down your throat!!

"I have no words that would do justice to the atrocities you commit to the English language, as well as your continued assaults on the concepts of basic literacy and logical reasoning."
-Tom Achronos